Olde English: Rules!

Olde English: Rules!
Hey, jerks and jerkettes. Come kick off the summer with a brand new Olde English show.That’s right! A brand new show of all new material! In fact, the show is so new, it hasn’t even been written yet!

Last night, the writers of Olde English met up and we each gave each other rules and challenges for writing sketches for next week’s show.

What would you do if you had to write a sketch with no physical objects or characters? What if you had to collaborate with someone you haven’t talked to in over a year? Could you write a sketch in under five minutes? We’ll be tackling these and other problems over the next week, and the results will be on full display next Friday. Who will rise to the occasion? Who will freefall into a sea of shame? The only way to find out is to come to:

Olde English: Rules!
Friday, June 16th @ 9:30PM
@ The Pit
Tickets $8

Buy your tickets ahead of time!

17 Comments on “Olde English: Rules!”

  1. Matt Says:

    Ugh this is so cool, wish I could get a ride out to the city :-/

  2. kevin Says:

    i’m gonna be there unless i die on the way.
    read it and weep, suckas.

  3. Random Person Says:


    Their about me!.

  4. Patrick Says:

    fuck alabama

  5. Dave Says:

    fuck alabama?

    yaay oldeenlgish ….. im gonna try very long and hard to be there.

  6. Adam Says:

    Awesome, Dave — look forward to seeing you!

  7. becky Says:

    dear olde english,
    i have this problem where i can’t write on the message board because i signed up for a name but then i never used it and i don’t even really remember what it was but it won’t let me make a new one since i’ve used my email address already. and i think even when i did remember my username it didn’t let me use it because it was too old. what can i do? these days i am stuck just being a stalker of the stalkers. sometimes i want to leave telling comments about my brother’s secret life!
    love, becky
    p.s. last night my mom was reading out loud the part of “dear raizin” where raizin talks about how our dad read the thread… crazy! meta! omggg

  8. Boethius Says:

    Yeah. I wish I didn’t live twelve years away.

  9. Raizin Says:

    Twelve years? OMG, is this THE LAKE HOUSE? Am I Sandra Bullock?

  10. Boethius Says:

    Yep, and I am Keanu Reeves.

  11. Gray Says:

    Hey guys the show was slammin! Very original format.

  12. Eloquent Regret Says:

    “Jerks and Jerkettes”- I wish I thought I was a cool geek.

  13. Rebecca Says:

    When… when will the next show be…? Please don’t hold out on me…. omG…. Please… I have children to feed 🙁 I need this.

  14. kevin Says:

    yeah, seriously, guys. i wanna go see another one.

  15. Sarah Says:

    i was looking around the site… whatever happened to the pregnancy test video?? 🙁

    plus, raizin, i think you are great and i drew a picture of you

  16. Ben Says:

    We took it down because Dave and Janos weren’t especially comfortable with it being up on the internet forever. Which makes sense.

    Will you send us your raizin portrait? Send it to ben@oldeenglish.org

  17. Vinchenzo (Doc V) Says:

    All we need is a portait of Caleb getting attacked by seven 1/2 Cows somewhere in England.


    Yah, just another one of my random comments that I feel like putting on this… Anyway, I got an iPod and have all of the Video Podcast things! Yay!