Caleb Lists

Thing that recently dismayed me:
Chipotle Burritos (1228 calories in ONE VEGETARIAN BURRITO!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! You thought they were fresh and healthy too, didn’t you. They are also owned by McDonalds, sucka.)

Thing that inspired me:
The dentist: Yesterday I went to the dentist. He said my dental hygiene is remarkable. I’m not crazy about dental hygiene (I skip days. Sometimes.)
I asked him if I might’ve been born with very defensive teeth. He said that that is impossible. He said I have impeccable brushing technique. I realized that my dental hygiene is one of the only areas in my life where I am near perfect. That made me happy and sad.

Does anyone else think MTV is reeeal cool? Cause I do.

Also: The Chapin Sisters. I went to high school with a couple of them. They are in residency at The Living Room on Thursdays through July. They are beautiful in every way. Meet me there on Thursday. You’ll fall hard.

One Comment on “Caleb Lists”

  1. David Says:

    So tell us, what is your technique?

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