Assorted Ephemera
Last week I had the brilliant idea to post the Final Cut timeline for Pizza Delivery, but, as seen below, Ben beat me to it. Suffice it to say that Ben’s pain holds nary a candle to mine, and every complaint that passes his lips sounds like the singing of schoolboys on Christmas when compared to the wailing and gnashing of teeth that issued from my gullet ere the editing of “Pizza Delivery” was upon me.
Instead, here’s some video of two jokes told by myself and recorded by The Joke Project: the first is my favorite joke in the world, while the second is a joke of which I entirely disapprove.
Finally, for those of you who suspected, evidence that Raizin is really the bastard son of Mr. Fantastic:
August 28th, 2006 at 2:59 am
I noticed that before… That is still so weird to look at. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
August 28th, 2006 at 3:03 am
Oh, and before Ben angrily points this out — yes, I did learn the second joke from him. He agrees with it wholeheartedly.
August 28th, 2006 at 4:50 am
Witherspoon. Oh, you.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman!
August 29th, 2006 at 12:58 am
That’s awful. I really hope I haven’t encouraged this sort of joke.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:00 am
that looks physically imposile (the picture)
Olde English comment my myspce, it would make my year
August 29th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Heeeeeeeey! That’s my favorite sexist joke, you asshole!
August 29th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
I have no problem with sexist or racist jokes, as long as nobody means them.
August 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
ben means them.
and ben, you suck at vacationing.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Witherspoon. Hilarious. Great joke.
and I like the new layout of the blog.
August 29th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Thanks! And bear with me, I’m still working on it, so things may look odd for the next few hours.
August 30th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Woah, pop-quiz for olde english:
What actress is directly related to and hasd the same last name as a declaration of independence signee? Reese witherspoon.
September 4th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
OH MY GOD I KNEW IT.
September 4th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
my arms do that too!
September 9th, 2006 at 11:28 pm
You need firearms training, guys.
September 14th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Ah! I’m not alone! My arms do that, too!
That first joke is one of my favorites, too. I’ve tried telling it to my friends a few times, but they don’t seem to get it…it’s kinda sad, really.
September 27th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
“Uh, shit, Reece.. Reece….”
*Guy smiles, answers*
“Witherspoon?”
“No with a knife, you can’t stab yourself with a spoon you fucking idiot.”
*Smile is lost, guy looks as if he is going to cry*