Assorted Ephemera

Last week I had the brilliant idea to post the Final Cut timeline for Pizza Delivery, but, as seen below, Ben beat me to it. Suffice it to say that Ben’s pain holds nary a candle to mine, and every complaint that passes his lips sounds like the singing of schoolboys on Christmas when compared to the wailing and gnashing of teeth that issued from my gullet ere the editing of “Pizza Delivery” was upon me.

Instead, here’s some video of two jokes told by myself and recorded by The Joke Project: the first is my favorite joke in the world, while the second is a joke of which I entirely disapprove.

Finally, for those of you who suspected, evidence that Raizin is really the bastard son of Mr. Fantastic:

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17 Comments on “Assorted Ephemera”

  1. Eddie Says:

    I noticed that before… That is still so weird to look at. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!

  2. Adam Says:

    Oh, and before Ben angrily points this out — yes, I did learn the second joke from him. He agrees with it wholeheartedly.

  3. sarah hayley Says:

    Witherspoon. Oh, you.

  4. Eddie Says:

    Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?

    Because she was a woman!

  5. Adam Says:

    That’s awful. I really hope I haven’t encouraged this sort of joke.

  6. phil Says:

    that looks physically imposile (the picture)
    Olde English comment my myspce, it would make my year

  7. Ben Says:

    Heeeeeeeey! That’s my favorite sexist joke, you asshole!

  8. Eddie Says:

    I have no problem with sexist or racist jokes, as long as nobody means them. 🙂

  9. kevin Says:

    ben means them.

    and ben, you suck at vacationing.

  10. Dan Plucinsky Says:

    Witherspoon. Hilarious. Great joke.

    and I like the new layout of the blog.

  11. Adam Says:

    Thanks! And bear with me, I’m still working on it, so things may look odd for the next few hours.

  12. Tyler Says:

    Woah, pop-quiz for olde english:
    What actress is directly related to and hasd the same last name as a declaration of independence signee? Reese witherspoon.

  13. Suki Says:

    OH MY GOD I KNEW IT.

  14. Stacy Says:

    my arms do that too!

  15. TheBlunderbuss Says:

    You need firearms training, guys.

  16. Blair Says:

    Ah! I’m not alone! My arms do that, too!

    That first joke is one of my favorites, too. I’ve tried telling it to my friends a few times, but they don’t seem to get it…it’s kinda sad, really.

  17. He's a joke. Says:

    “Uh, shit, Reece.. Reece….”

    *Guy smiles, answers*

    “Witherspoon?”

    “No with a knife, you can’t stab yourself with a spoon you fucking idiot.”

    *Smile is lost, guy looks as if he is going to cry*

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