Happy Birthday, Melissa!
Hey, jerkwads.
This is a video we made for a friend of my sister.
Enjoy it, but don’t get any ideas.
We’re not scaling back on sketch production so we can make a bunch of video birthday cards all the damn time.
In fact, we’re not making any more birthday videos. So don’t ask.
You know, it was my birthday a few months ago and nobody made a video for me.
Did you make a video for me? No. You didn’t. And that’s why I’m not going to make a birthday video for you or any of your non-birthday-video-for-Raizin-making friends.
That’ll teach you to not do things.

October 13th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Guys, this is so great I’m really happy you’re going to fulltime birthday video making. It’s really a great market and I’m happy you finally decided to delve into it. I’ll start spreading the word around that you are dedicated to making ONLY birthday videos.
This is seriously great news!!!!!!!!
October 13th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
hahahaha man that video is great…it was hilarious seeing Adam all pissed off!
October 13th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
dear fans,
raizin is a really good brother.
love,
his sister
October 13th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Bwahahaha! That was the best birthday video ever!
October 13th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Bwohoha. I love you guys, so, so much. Adam still manages to be funny while feeling the urge to punch Raizin in the face.
October 13th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
i thought it was all acting until the end. adam seemed really serious in the end.
October 14th, 2006 at 4:54 am
Oh, poor adam! Those are some rough work conditions…
October 14th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Dudes, I need to know. Did Adam finish his project? Should the OE community all pitch in and send him birthday cake? Also, should he really be eating all of that birthday cake? All the sugar probably isn’t good for the baby.
October 14th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
you two did one hell of a job confusing Adam there.
Sorry i missed your birthday Raizin, what date is it? next year ill try and make you a video!
October 15th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Why does it look like Adam’s playing an FPS when he’s supposed to be working?
October 15th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
i don’t think i could live with a fellow sketch comedian and not just have fun and make sketches all the time. i actually admire adam’s ability to be serious and have a job.
that was hilarious.
October 15th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
maybe you should make a video for raizins OTHER sisters friend!
October 15th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
So. Funny.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:53 am
Olde English,
I know you guys never met me, so the fact that you agreed to make a video for my birthday is pretty incredible. What’s even better is that it’s hysterical too! I’m so glad that others got some enjoyment out of it. As a token of my gratitude, I promise to preach the gospel of Olde English forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…
You guys are amazing…and, yes, even Adam is amazing too.
-Melissa
October 16th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
vii = 6
October 17th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
i got the first 4 comments on the posters so :p
December 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Adam was playing Minesweeper, lol.