Posters 4 Sale!

Finally, there’s a way for us to get your money without backhacking your IP address and inserting credit card sniffing trojans into our videos. Buy a poster! These are professionally designed by the incredibly talented Spike Press and measure 12.5″x19″. This set of posters is a limited edition of 125, with each one being individually numbered (how much more QVC could I be?). If that wasn’t exclusive enough, we’re only selling 80 of them, so when they’re gone, they’re gone. To ensure your poster arrives safely, all posters will be shipped with love and tender by our good friends over at Hemlock Records. Posters are $14 (plus S&H) and are only available in the US. Click the button to get yours now!
October 17th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
puh-puh-puh posters!!!! oh mine!!! damn i dont have a credit card……damn…..could i borrow someones?
October 17th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
thats right first 2 comments whatcha gonna do? NOTHING HAHA!!!
October 17th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
THREE?! YEEEEAAAAHHHH!
October 17th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
im just a bored person (#4 oh yeah)
October 17th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
maye they’ll arrive in less than 9 weeks!
October 17th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
i want one but want it signed by all
especially that fab julia segal
does she deliver
maurices’s boss too
October 17th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
zing!
October 17th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
OMG perfect for my dorm… I wish i had money… :’(
October 17th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I got one!
October 17th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
12.5″x9″ that’s pretty small…
October 17th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
Hey guys! This is my first time commenting, but I’ve been a big fan of you guys pretty much since the beggining (around Dave’s Day is when I started watching). If any of you are in Mount Pleasant, MI this Friday feel free to come my improv comedy show at Kaya for free (well, it’s free anyway, but …. yeah). Keep up the awsome work!
October 17th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
has the banana peel always been the logo trademark thing?
October 17th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
only in the US?!…but what if I live really close to the border?…
October 17th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
I don’t have PayPal
Is it possible to buy one directly from you guys at one of your shows or something? Or anything like that? Please? :’(
(I want to hang it up in my dorm room)
October 17th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Oh, hooray.
These are awesome, I’m definitely getting one!
PS Eddie, you can just enter your credit card info even if you don’t have an account, so never fear, OE will grace your walls.
October 17th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Okay, so, you have a set of 125, but are only selling 80? What’s up with the other 45 posters?
Does this have to do with Raizin not getting any birthday video cards?
October 17th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
Any chance you guys would sign them?
October 17th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
What the fuck?! Only in the US?!
You make me sooo fucking sad, you are sure there is no way I can pay my shipping fees to Quebec? I was so excited I rushed on paypal and paid, then I realised it was US only…
I’m sad… Was hoping to paste your glory in my room…
October 18th, 2006 at 1:10 am
Sorry, we can’t sign them, because we’re not the ones shipping them! We discussed it, and realized that any time we’ve signed anything it’s taken us six extra months to do it, and plus Raizin’s hands are always broken. So we figured it would be better for everyone if we just skipped it.
October 18th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Lets say some of us lived in the New York area, and went to one of your live shows, with this poster and a pen. Would you sign it then? Hm?!
October 18th, 2006 at 10:50 am
¬.¬ only available in the us eh?
October 18th, 2006 at 10:51 am
We would be happy to sign posters at shows. Also GREAT NEWS the posters are actually 12.5″x19″ not 12.5″x9″, so they’re still not huge but they’re finally a reasonable size. Big thanks to people who were willing to by very tiny posters!
October 18th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Also the reason all 125 aren’t being sold, is that the guy who made the poster keeps about 25 and we are using them to promote our shows as well
October 18th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Purchased!
October 18th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
14 bucks is a lot for a poster… =/
October 18th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
i just ordered mine suckas!
October 19th, 2006 at 9:44 am
“14 bucks is a lot for a poster”
yeah, but free’s pretty cheap for a website.
October 21st, 2006 at 2:57 am
Sorry Nate, we did the math and that’s how much we have to charge to turn a profit — remember, these aren’t in bulk, and they’re beautifully hand-printed!
And yes, if you bring posters to a show, we will absolutely sign them!
October 24th, 2006 at 8:58 am
“yeah, but free’s pretty cheap for a website.”
QFT
October 28th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
bah! i ordered one a week and a half or so ago and now i’m just biding my time waiting for it to come just hoping it gets here before the UCB show so i can get some signatures on that beauty. whats the estimated shipping time on one of these things?
October 30th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Got mine today. It’s kinda small for a fourteen dollar poster, but the stickers that came with it were sexy.
Oh, and it’s a really beautiful poster by the way. Hand-printed is the way to go. I can’t decide what kind of frame to get for it.
October 31st, 2006 at 5:46 pm
It’s been something like 15 days now and I still haven’t received my poster… the receipt says 2-5 days, looks like that was a lie.
November 1st, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Yeah, it’s been 14 days since I got my shipping notification. When, oh, when will Olde English grace the walls of my Georgia abode??
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:13 pm
I put it in a frame (16×20–if you get the right background for the poster, it looks normal).
It’s beautiful.
November 6th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
a frame? you’re a butt hole.
November 7th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Hello,
Just wanted to let everyone know that all orders are shipped within 2-5 days of receiving the order. They are all being sent out 1st class mail. If you haven’t received your poster, be sure to check that it isn’t being held for you at the post office, as these tubes won’t fit in most mailboxes. Other than that, we will contact the post office to find out what is going on.
Thank you!
Bear
Hemlock Records Shipping Animal
November 7th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
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hey, i ordered my poster on the 18th and still haven’t recieved it. what’s the deal?
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November 8th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Please e-mail us at:
store at hemlock records dot com
November 19th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Gah!
I want one!! But alas, I live in Canada.
I guess I’ll go cry myself to sleep in my igloo.
December 7th, 2006 at 6:22 am
Hmm I would really like one. I live in Vancouver, but a friend of mine has a po box across the border. I am wondering if I order it if it’ll be here before I move back to Alberta..
January 15th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Will you guys sign it for me?
January 15th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i love your show ahhhhhhhhj oit is the best i have ever seeeneneeee
March 27th, 2007 at 9:43 am
but not the us in the UK of…damn. tis no fair, i wanted one for my very own room. love you guys you are the greatest. i aspire to be like you. but not exactly, just similar.
April 7th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
AHH dont have a credit carrddd!!!!! seriously not having a credit card BLOOOOOOOOOOOWS.
July 24th, 2007 at 2:55 am
Flying bananas ? That’s something delicious and not a bad reason to get a plastic.
August 24th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
what’s with the bananas on the poster? i don’t get it.