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In honor of the awesome time I had at the Pitchfork Festival, I’m gonna throw up some tracks from my best of the fest. So here’s me highlighting some of my favorite acts:
Spank Rock - Bump
They may have lost their low end 2 songs into their set, but they didn’t let it stop them […]
Check out this Blur video, it’s so great. I saw this video on MTV at two in the morning when I was seventeen and I’ve been looking for it ever since.
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Of the many divides you can place on people, the weak and the strong holds a solid place in my heart. It’s the place of shame and self-deprecation. I’ve always fallen on the weak side of the line. It’s not that I’m a pansy or anything, just that I never have been […]
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bum-dum-pshht.
Thing that recently dismayed me:
Chipotle Burritos (1228 calories in ONE VEGETARIAN BURRITO!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! You thought they were fresh and healthy too, didn’t you. They are also owned by McDonalds, sucka.)
Thing that inspired me:
The dentist: Yesterday I went to the dentist. He said my dental hygiene is remarkable. I’m not crazy about dental hygiene […]
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Sometimes I feel like all I am is this food consuming thing that makes comedy, spouts back and forth with friends, and listens to music. Now for the music part!
Who has the balls to send their sophomore album out with the title Classics? Those evocative instrumental rockers with the hip-hop attitude […]
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!
In addition to our super-secret-we-can’t-tell-you-anything-no-seriously-it’s-really-a-secret projects, a lot of us have been busy with our own side projects. Adam’s been doing stand-up around New York, Dave’s been improv-ing, and I started a webcomic with my friend Lisa Hanawalt. You can read it here. Enjoy!
A quick plug for our good friends Cleanest River In America (who should probably shorten their name to something less annoying to type) - They’re performing every Saturday this month at 7pm at The PIT for a paltry, pale, and generally disgusting $8. They’re fucking hilarious and if they don’t do their workout sketch […]