2005 Archive
Oh Yeah!
Another documented case of spontaneous dancing
Photobooth
Ooh! Let’s do a story!
A story about us!
Dungeon
I strongly, strongly dislike it here.
Kidnapped
For the love of God, please tell someone
Jurassic Park
I have an inner ear infection.
Nightmares
The terrorists of the dream world
I Was Thinking…
A heartdelt discussion of contemporary bus routes
Like Children…
….running through puddles and climbing up trees
Real Estate
Now, the word “rustic” gets thrown around a lot…
Computer Problems
Or: The Holocaust That Almost Wasn’t
Steven the Vegan
Let’s say you’re trapped on an island with animals and vegetables…
Funny Face
That’s. When things. Got really. Crazy.
Training Video
Mandatory viewing for all new employees
Ransom
You don’t write. You don’t call. You don’t pay us our fucking money.
Arthur Got A Haircut
These peas are goddamn amazing.
The First Baseball Game
Oh, I forgot - there’s a ball involved.
Rock My World
We gonna tear it up like a cannibal when we get that bulb in place



