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feee says:
whoawhoawhoa my friend told me to watch this
feee says:
and apperantly no one else did either
Ritcheyz says:
Heh. It would depend on the type of puppy.
If it was ugly, I might do it for free.
And no. Dead puppies aren’t much fun at all.
Phsyco*Hush says:
that one chick is probaly the most horible person in the world cause even after seeing the cute little puppy she wanted to kill it
Chris says:
I have to ask people this!
Masterdieff says:
This kicks so much ass. The stunned reactions are priceless.
Undoubtedly the reason I started watching Olde English.
threechordme says:
this is probably my favorite one
seargeant nate says:
wtf squezz a kid omg!!!!!
KChasm says:
The best part is when the guy coming out of the doorway sees the (offscreen) giant check (I assume). And he makes this strangled “Aw–!!” sound.
Drew says:
that guy talking about bears was the best
Katherine says:
I would kill a puppy for $58,804. But not a puggle, they’re too cute.
! says:
Amazing! Simply amazing. Apart from vast ammounts of laughter, this left me speachless, and I am unable to formulate my thoughts into a series of words worthy enough to praise this wonderful work. Hehe, if only I had thought of that idea before my friends and I dropped our habbit of interviewing random people on the street. Though of course, we would not even come close to this masterpiece.
Gretchen says:
They just said no because they knew you guys really didn’t have that much money. ;-)
Ochi says:
the $5 guy… who would kill a puppy for flippin $5
Ochi says:
I FREAKIN LOVE THIS!! you need to do more stuf like that.
friedriches says:
I cannot believe that woman said that she would kill a kid before a dog.
dmack says:
they should do a remake of this. it could be like… dead puppies revisited. id like to see what kind of other crazy people are out there. haha.
Sarah says:
My favourite is the guy that would fight and kill a bear because it growled at him. Priceless.
Sarah says:
You’re not touching this dog…HAHAHA
Jimmay says:
that was an amazing sketch! You guys really went all out with that didn’t you? Great job!
Jackie says:
I should ask people this. To answer your question, I would NEVER kill a puppy. I can’t believe that one guy would kill a puppy for $5!!
Guy says:
wtf i was stunned when they guy said he’d kill a puppy for $5, then i saw the bitch who said she’d do it for 50 cents. Who the hell kills a puppy for 50 cents lol. I mean geez just because she got raped by a dog doesn’t mean she can molest puppies for revenge.
Kaylee says:
weeps a little weep
Ari-chan says:
Wow…I definitely enjoyed the “dead puppies,” song.
I don’t think I could do it for any amount of money…not so much because I feel badly, but because I’m extremely squeemish.
Allyson says:
So where did the dog end up?
mike says:
The puppy ended up with me. I undercut everyone with a 49cent deal. Then the puppy made a delicious family dinner (shhhh, they all thought is was pork).
Angii says:
This was the first sketch I saw at least 2 years ago. I’ve been hooked ever since.
Cristina says:
I’d take the puppy and run.
DeepThought2.0 says:
This sketch rocks. My favorite person was the first guy. (“Who’s this?” “This… it’s the puppy I’m going to kill.”)
Aleesha says:
HOLY S**T that guy is so gorgeous in the beginning with the black hair…..sry this is the first video i saw and im like hot damn ahhah great sketch btw…..hehe
jeffrico says:
Ive never killed a puppy for less then 200 bucks! real question is why someone would kill a baby over a puppy?!?!?!
rico
monkeypie6 says:
HAHA! priceless! that fifty cent bitch is so gonna get it some day. “You’re not touching this dog.” HAHA! i’d NEVER kill a puppy! well….maybe for a billion dollars
Christina says:
I agree with 29 and 30… The first guy was not only hot, but hilarious. His reaction to the entire thing was priceless, and the whole “This is the dog… I’m going to… I’m gonna kill.”
Urn8b4bed says:
Holy crap!! That was pretty damn stupendous!! On top of it I see the same Puppy Center I used to go to all the time. I dont think I could do the puppies because they are way to cute there. The Tapas and chinese restaraunt across the parking lot would be a good place to dispose of “evidence” if someone had been diabolical enough, I.E. Miss. 50 cent killah. If you do the math, she would kill 1 puppy for the equivalent of 3 packages of Ramen Noodles. Mmmmm Arteriosclerosis in you choice of beef, shrimp, chicken, or oriental flavor.
Hazygoose says:
erm…wtf? who is the man interviewer?
is that ben? i dunno, i’ve only watched like 30 videos so far.
someone tell me who that is behind the camera…
because he sunds exactly like me (say the 10 people i’ve showed it to, hwo thought it was my video).
Hazygoose says:
nevermind…double post…that was ben.
and wow, we sound identical. how quaint.
WTFISTHEFAGGOTS says:
Yeah that was gay and the were all Faggots!!!!!!!
DDRDancer says:
At first, I was considering it. In the back of my mind. And then I slapped myself. I love it! I think I’ll go and do that now….
Jenna&&Ashley says:
Who would want to kill a fuc*in puppy!You must be sick to kill a poor innocent puppy!! FUC*ERS
Dr.Demento says:
My Puppy died last fall he’s still rotting in the hall….. dead puppies aren’t much fun….they don’t come when you call they don’t play ball at all…dead puppies aren’t much fun….Mom said puppies days are through so she turned him into stew….dead puppies aren’t much fun
misty says:
That crazy bit*h that says she could kill a child over a puppy sould be tortured then shot!What kind of fu*kin pysco would actully say that!
tina says:
Funny…..the chick who said 50 cents was brutal but I like how nobody could actually kill the puppy!
wackycrackers says:
Dead puppies aren’t any fun. they’re so… dead. What would u do with one? I don’t get why anyone would kill a puppy unless they had to. That would be mean. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD THESE DAYS???!!!
XSarahXLee says:
Omg that asian girl was totally gonna kill it…. for $.50!
KC says:
People who would kill an animal for money are crazy. And to add to that people who start off killing animals usually move on to humans. That’s where most serial killers begin is experimenting on animals.
Lordgert says:
Any of you lot ever eaten a cow or a pig?
Then stop whinging about killing a puppy.
SeasonalSubmission says:
Ah, a Tom Lehrer song!
Jaxx says:
OMFG!! who would kill a puppy?! They are TOOOOOO CUTE!!! omg where is that homo who said she’d kill a puppy for 50 CENTS!! I’M GONNA FIND YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS!
Ponde says:
I miss my puppy.
Kaori says:
O_o; um… i’ll do it.. for 10 times more bill gates is worth :3
the_dirty_jew says:
“You ready?”
“Yeah”
“You’re not touching this dog”
Asha'man says:
Eh, that one girl, who said she’d kill a human baby before a puppy… I’d say she was more messed up than the one who would kill a puppy for that tiny amount. And if I was one of the people in the second half, I’d want that money in my bank account before I did or said anything.
bob says:
fucking poor taste wankers
STARTSOMETHING says:
I love the 50cent’s girl
everyone else were wusses
Mr. Smith says:
20 bucks
yo says:
that was the coolest song ever. where can i get it? hahaha
vicki says:
wow, i thought someone was really going to kill the puppy. i would have been terribly sad if someone really did..
i wonder who got to keep the puppy in the end though.
=)
keyblader says:
yeah you know what most of those people in there was gay
Me says:
That one girl said she would kill a puppy for 50cents was horrible! I could never kill a puppy no matter how much someone would pay me.
Fabbyfubz says:
In other news, the Union wins the Civil War.
I saw this over a year ago.
R says:
I agree with 39.
You people are sick. Why would you kill an innocent animal? If the animal is sick or you have to eat it for survival then I’ll understand BUT all animals have rights as well, to live without fear of abuse of any kind.
If someone asked me that question, I’ll tell me them p*** off and send the RSPCA (Royal Society of Protection and Care of Animals), and WSPA (World Society of Protection of Animals) onto them.
Maloney says:
Good one.. but holy shit are those two women ever fucked.. the fat one just disturbs me.. and the skinny one who said she would do it for 50 cents disgusts me
christina says:
I would never ever kill a puppy, or any other animal for that matter. I would rather kill a human as animals are pretty defenceless to what is happening..but a human is well aware if someones chasing after them with a knife.
Fuct says:
That’s sic. Who would kill a puppy for 50 cents? Assholes! I mean at least raise the price to over 10 thousand. ..
Elle says:
If it was a dog,I’d do it for free,but puppies……………………..depends on the cuteness
The annonymus penguin says:
lmao!
I would never kill a puppy! Ever. I think… Well, maybe for, a few billion!
But, I doubt anyone would give me that to kill a puppy when they can get some evil bitch to do it for 50 cents!!! *starts ranting about the evil bitch*
Actually, even if someone did offer me a few billion I don’t think I’d be able to do it… I’d be too guilty, and squeamish. and afterwards I’d feel so guilty I’d do something stupid… Like spend it all on a huge extravagent funeral for the puppy…
j says:
i would kill a baby b 4 i would ever kill a dog. i love my dogs more than most humans i know lol.
holly & coleman says:
i dont have speakers so i really couldnt tell ya what the hell was goin on!!!
billy bob says:
I’ve killed a possum before. The only reason i killed it is that the fecal matter of it is very toxic to my horses. My friends caught it in a live trap and gave it to me as a gift. we put a wire noose attached to a stick around it’s neck and pulled tight, then put it’s head under water for 15 minutes. It was really stinky, but not as stinky as the one my friend killed with a dull axe. I also killed a medium sized rat that woke me up. DO NOT WAKE ME UP. it climbed up my curtains and i hit it with a very large club, it fell on the floor and i hit it one more time stunning it, I then took it out side and smashed it’s head in several times to make sure it was really dead. thats the last time any rodent woke me up!!!!!
Sickened says:
any body who would pay to kill an animal has some serious issues. obviously incest or their mum eloped with their sister. anybody who thinks its funny has other issues, such as no friends and a serious computer fetish.
demented says:
Double the legal bills required to get me off.
Peter says:
You need to make more videos like this. Best one so far.
Queen Jay says:
I WOULD NEVER EVER KILL A PUPPY!
And the bitch that said she’d do it for 50cents is demented!
Please keep all animals away from her!
That puppy was a cutie how’s it doing?
and i have to agree with the chick that said she would most likely kill a child before a puppy… you gotta admit children are way more annoying and uglier than puppies!
J/K!
This was an awsome sociology experiment though…
The influence of big novelty checks…
Heather says:
awww.
i could never kill a puppy.
this was brilliant.
wtf says:
Nice but it would have been better if you asked newly weds how much they would pay to off thier inlaws! ( I’d charge the same that a vet would to kill a puppy lol!)
xdlolomg says:
I’d kill a puppy for a coke.
Glenn Parrington says:
I would happily kill a puppy for 200 bucks.
Josh says:
the only dog I could kill is this one:
http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg
steve says:
haha this is great although i couldnt myself actualy put a price to it, i mean i would do it but for how much is questionable.
PuppyLover says:
*sigh.. I didnt learn anything about yanks i didnt already know.
So much for mans best friend.
Children of America you are viruses with shoes and live in a decaying inflated reality
…your on the downward spiral enjoy the ride.
Blade says:
Wow, amazing work. Although I have to say that if someone asked me that I would end up being hauled to jail because I would freak and kill them on the spot. I would really like to meet the two individuals that say they would kill a dog for so little. They should have their skin torn from their living bodies. And I agree, I would kill a person WAY before killing a dog. Killing a child would be different but again, people don’t rank as innocent in my book.
orangeofdoom says:
Thats such a hard question to answer…I don’t think I could.
Art Paul Schlosser says:
I thought it was a very interesting bit and thought the part of brigging the actaully Puppy was even more interesting.
Maybe you could do a bit on Peanut Butter Sandwiches sometime ?
Art Paul Schlosser says:
My song Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich is at Apple iTunes if your interested ?
Katie! says:
hahahha for some reason i thought this was one of the funniest sketches.
plokoon761 says:
no 50 cents im serious ROFL
Jessie says:
“What about for two puppies?” = awesome.
melissa says:
i love this sketch. and some of you need to relax – it’s obviously a joke. the people who made the film didn’t want to actually hurt puppies.
as for me, i could never do it. i don’t think 50 cents girl could either, she’s lying.
Redon says:
Baby Squeezing girl is epic.
So is Fifty Cent girl.
Zach Zawis says:
I would do it for $1,
I hate dogs.
That 50C girl was hilarious.”You ready?”Yeah.”You’re not getting this puppy.”
I would hit that.
Nattie says:
Guys, millions of PEOPLE die every fucking day, and you lot ( for the most part) are ” like OMG THEY WNAT TO KILL A PUPPY WTF LOLZ” get over it, it’s a dog.
I’d do it for a lap dance, fuck that money thing
fred says:
where can i get the dead puppies song?
TheWolf says:
This is the first OE skit I ever saw years ago. Thought it was funny then, still think it’s funny today. It’s on my top 5 favs.
Tessa says:
LMAO NATTIE.
Tessa says:
“You ready?”
“Yeah I’m Ready”
“You aren’t touching this dog.”
OMG SHE WAS SCARY.
thehamman says:
That lady was a phycopath.Dude everyone thought that hey were serious when they showed the dog.
Rosie says:
don’t kill the baby labrador!!!
the girl who would kill the puppy for 50 cents is fucking crazy!
Nick says:
This is just awesome.
Rachel says:
OMG i’ve loved this song for years
this is the first time i saw this video
it’s hilarious
and many other adjectives alluding to it’s awesomness
Dr Mego says:
Hey. LOVE thew OE, but mainly jsut writing because I’m comment 100!
WHOAH!
Gogert says:
I love at the end of the sketch
“It was a hypothetical dog”
and, me being a chemistry nerd, thought immediately of Schrodinger’s hypothetical cat experiment…where the cat is simultaneously dead and alive……yeah no one knows what I’m talking about
Gogert says:
hehe I was 101…(101 dalmations!!!)
Red Winger says:
That was one heck of a psych experiment. Just goes to show you how many people out there will declare that they will do a dastardly deed and not really have the ability to do it. I for one would not kill an animal just for fun or money. Food and survival is another story. We have a moral obligation to protect the animals we keep as pets. The ones we choose to eat is a matter of culture. I have eaten dog in the PI and several different animals and insects not eaten in the US while in Thailand. (Dog tastes like pork not chicken)
Psycokid says:
Hey dead puppys are as much fun as a dead baby
saxon says:
this was dumb
FDD says:
I’d kill a human baby for free, i’d pay to kill that bitch that said she’d do it for 50 cents, and I’d never kill a puppy. at least a puppy is cute. all babies do is sit and cry and shit.
T-$ says:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Really… I think I could do it for 50000 dollars, as long as I wasn’t prosecuted for some reason… but hell, if it’s a fine I have to pay for killing an animal, then I’m sure it’s not more than 50000 dollars.
Ryan says:
I think a lot of people missed the point here; this sketch shows the lack of ethics among many people. If you said yes to killing the puppy, unless you would have done it for free, it doesn’t matter what amount of money it would take for you to do it. You effectively sacrificed your values for money, which speaks volumes about your character.
Rogue Otaku says:
that was an incredible look into lieing and brutal honisty
roflmao 50 cents ^_^
Amoeba Man says:
Bunch of sissies. ;)
Grow up in the country and you’ll kill any animal for 10 bucks. This is what happen, cityboy, when you eat meat thinking it grows in supermarkets.
Thumbs up for the girl, delighted to have her own puppy to kill :)
Anyway, as it’s clear no one in USA would film random people killing puppies, some people in the movie could have guessed that its bluff. And could totally lie and play like if they would actually kill the dog and yell “You promissed me 10 000! I want my money !” That part must have been cutted out with the girl.
sTRaNge says:
waitwaitwait…
olde english has a dog?
Amy says:
Hahahahahahaha!
Donna Butt is in this?!
Donna is a classy woman.
Genny Warren says:
It’s very odd how so many people are getting such strong feelings over a joke.
Alymicy says:
You’re right, 113, it IS a joke, but seriously, how much WOULD it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?? I’d only do it if the puppy was very sick and if I got $119,023,485,609.50.
Good joke, Oldeenglish, and yet a very valid and entertaining point of how much it takes to undermine our morals….
Xutler says:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
John Doe says:
I’d kill a puppy for 50 thousand and go to sleep easy. I would never kill a baby though.
Casper says:
That was a great video – I wouldn’t call it a sketch, rather a socio/psychological experiment!
And still, I love the 50c girl!
PV says:
They obviously wouldn’t let someone kill it.
g00gle says:
OMG, I can’t believe that someone would seriously kill a child rather than a puppy! I love this joke and movie, but come on!
John Marlo says:
That’s halarious. That girl still wanted to kill it, and Dave’s just like, “You’re not touching this dog!”
Haaaaaa… priceless.
Giovanni says:
Oh boy have the lot of you lost your minds. No respect for life whatsoever. Every person in this video looks frail and weak enough to choke by another human being, that isn’t as frail or weak as they are. I would love to catch some idiot talking about killing another living thing for the sake of money. Then they can see what it’s like knowing you’re going to die with a strangers hands around their throat. Losers.
Hahaha Oh Wow says:
Giovanni, are you that one person that got offended by the Angry Beavers when Norbert called Dagget stupid? Are you that one dude that calls in complaints when someone says “I’m going to smack you” on TV? Hahahah, oh wow.
Davedawg says:
if the puppy had rabies and there was no way to save it, then ya and also i would donate a whole dickload to like animal rescue or something.
omfg says:
OMFG I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE DOG AS SOON AS THEY TOLD ME TO OR SHOWED ME THE CHECK AND WHEN THY SAID NO I WOULD SUE THEM FOR FALSE ADVERTISING AND BECOME RICH THAT WAY AND THE DOG LIVES AND I HAVE MONEY !!!! LMFAO
Grimsley, the Dutch Master says:
The best part about this video is that the blond woman who works at the cafeteria, (another post mentions her by name, if anyone is really interested) is one of the nastiest people this human has ever had to deal with.
Ask Ed the pizza guy, if you don’t believe me.
Grimsley, the Dutch Master says:
The best part about this video is that the blond woman who works at the cafeteria, (another post mentions her by name, if anyone is really interested) is one of the nastiest people this human has ever had to deal with.
Ask Ed the pizza guy, if you don’t believe me.
Jessica says:
that one girl really wanted to kill that puppy! XD
Lizzie says:
This without fail always makes me laugh.