Banana Salve
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July 31st, 2006 at 2:37 am
very good production value!!!!
July 31st, 2006 at 2:53 am
“Hey, what’s up, kids?!?…Don’t answer that.”
July 31st, 2006 at 6:20 am
Scurvy? But that’s the pirates natural enemy!
How can “Captain Steve” endorse this. I question his captain qualifications.
July 31st, 2006 at 7:59 am
That was comical.
DON’T ANSWER THAT >:(
July 31st, 2006 at 8:22 am
those side effects are precious.
July 31st, 2006 at 11:24 am
haha! My favorite side effect is monkey cancer.
July 31st, 2006 at 12:16 pm
that is amazing maybe the very best!!
July 31st, 2006 at 1:43 pm
my favourite side effect is “Adam Fever” hi-larious!
July 31st, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Haha. My favorite side-effect is “adam fever”
This one was great, guys.
July 31st, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Hah, Adam Fever was one of the side effects, nice.
This one was great, guys.
July 31st, 2006 at 3:02 pm
…and don’t forget adam fever!
that tree looks suspiciously like the one planted by alexander the great to celebrate his victory over the macedonians.
i am so rock and roll right now!
July 31st, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Adam fever side effect. Hilarious!
And Ben is just as awesome at being a boring doctor as Caleb is at being a crazy, cool, junkie guy!
July 31st, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Docter, help me wink!
July 31st, 2006 at 3:58 pm
“Don’t give into peer pressure, no matter how cool I make it look on TV,” as Rip lights up three cigarettes. lol.
July 31st, 2006 at 5:19 pm
I agree that porqupine is true evil.
July 31st, 2006 at 5:37 pm
adamsfever!!!
July 31st, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I love nothing more than waking up in a pile of walrus vomit with a prostitute and a hooker.
July 31st, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Dude, where can I get some of that shiz? It looks awesome. But I didn’t get what you were saying earlier man. Whats wrong with hookers, walrus vomit, and crossbows? I mean, that sounds like a boring evening to me, but there’s nothing wrong with it. You know you haven’t had a good time until someone has been tricked into getting a baking-soda enema and writtng a thankyou note to the President for all the babes. Dude, I want that salve. But on a serious note: Its awesome that Caleb is eating the salve, instead of rubbing it on himself, which is what salves are for, right? Many Laughs, Zarkov.
July 31st, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Nasally Ben boring scienist = Awesome. Very subtle. Oh, and my favorite sided effects were:
Spicy Hallucination
Testicular Droop
Delicious to Bears
Also, is it just me, or does it seem like the salve makes you a zombie of some kind?
July 31st, 2006 at 10:24 pm
MONKEY CANCER!!! yes….
July 31st, 2006 at 11:37 pm
my name is caleb. can i have some salve? (my favoret side effect was “oh god, the burning.”)
August 1st, 2006 at 12:01 am
Ohgod.
Best side efect, Ever:
ADAM FEVER!
August 1st, 2006 at 1:15 am
adam fever. i would ingest some of captain steve’s banana salve just to get that side effect.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:39 am
I’m glad Caleb has hair.
With buzzed hair, he looked like my 12th grade Spanish teacher, whom I despised.
An otherwise slower kind of OE skit.
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:32 am
Doctor sleave’s banana slab ROCKS MAN!!! I was getting ADAM FEVER ALL OVER. it rules!
August 3rd, 2006 at 2:15 am
Best side effect ever has to be: “Spicy hallucenations”
Great stuff
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:06 pm
hey thats the same arm from the peanut butter birthday video! u guys rock!
August 4th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
hey you guys should put this on you tube so i can share it with the mythical world of myspace
p.s. captain steve’s got me through the hard times.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Devin, your wish is my command.
August 9th, 2006 at 2:47 am
I am suffering from loss of extremities. Don’t ask me how I typed this.
August 12th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
He ingested 2 metric tons of salve, and not orally..
Great stuff guys!
August 12th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
845 is the begining of my grandmother’s phone number! Random is good! *arm falls off*
August 13th, 2006 at 12:34 am
“What? Who are you? I-I hate you!” LOL.
I hope you plan to put this on YouTube. That would be great! :)
August 13th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
I would definately not want to be delicious to bears. Or have monkey cancer.
August 14th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
wow.. I haven’t laughed that hard since arthur got a haircut.
seriously
August 14th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
ps, what is that thing in water fountain at the end?
August 15th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
‘Hilarious thing that happened in the video that I am going to repeat in case someone is reading the comments and didn’t see that part in the video’ LOLOLOL that part was hilarious! omgzorz!
September 5th, 2006 at 11:54 am
lmfao
September 5th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I like “testicular droop” and “‘oh god, the burning”.
September 6th, 2006 at 2:32 am
“Captain Steve’s gets you through the hard times…I HATE YOU”
Awesome sketch
September 9th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Hey! I don’t want brain pox…and ESPECIALLY not ennui. That’s a deadly combination.
September 18th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Put it in! That was some funny shit, this is my favorite video, I study film in college and its rad, you’re hot!
September 21st, 2006 at 10:06 pm
I agree, Nadine. Put it in. I want this video in. I love “delicious to bears” thx for linking me, nadiner! ;)
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:13 am
Kudos for using Sondre Lerche!
September 24th, 2006 at 1:11 am
The effects of Captain Steve’s Banana Salve(or Captain Sleve’s Slava Sloove):
Slurred Speech
Dizziness
Mild Hallucinations
Memory Loss
Mood Swings
Monkey Cancer
Medium Hallucinations
Excessive Vomiting
Brain Pox
Ennui
Spicy Hallucinations
Testicular Droop
Adam Fever
Awkwardness
Oh God, the burning!
Bleeding (internal)
Bleeding (external)
Delicious to Bears
Scurvy
Face Lesions
Paranoia
Discolaration
Loss of Extermities
Jeez! That is extreme… to the extreme!
October 4th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
copter steves dana slaz is still really cool!
October 24th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
this is the funniest sketch you guys have on the site! i was laughing so hard i started to cry… which NEVER happens!
November 1st, 2006 at 9:49 pm
This was hilarious, but you do know the “l” is silent, right?
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:08 pm
rips general character and the line “doctor..help me wink” totally reminds me of uncle jack on arrested development. which is to say, it was AWESOME
November 5th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
That little porchupine is the devil…ah! Psst over here
God make more videos like that olde english!
sincerely,
someone
November 16th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
MY FAVORITE SKETCH ….. EVERRR!!!!!
Caleb’s hot in this one.
Even with the green face and herpes looking .. thing ;D
November 19th, 2006 at 3:12 pm
so zit like a drubg, cuss i gah some an noffin hakpened to meee. I don’t eben now what slavle is….do yer eat it? Uh oh. I fink i got monchkin cancer, i feel like thwowing poop…*vomits then passes out dead*
December 18th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
i dont know which i like better…adam fever or delicious to bears xD
you guys rule, keep up the good work!
January 31st, 2007 at 12:45 am
Just…oh wow…
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
thois was mi personal favourite one !! it was soooo funny !!!
” thats porcupine , is the DEVIL !! ” LOL
~ from ur canadian friend =)
June 8th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Dude! This eez awesome!! To the extremities!! Even though this movie might’ve lost it’s extremities due to the Banana Salve…..
You guys rock!! LOLOLOLOLOL
July 26th, 2007 at 8:35 am
LMAO ADAM FEVER!!!
August 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
“so pick up a container of …”
and other known favorites such as …
“help me wink”? …
%~| …
November 24th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
best sketch ever
March 14th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
yeeees hahaha, one of the best for sure. gotta be honest, i’d probably *salve up* once or twice just for the adam fever. it’d be worth the ennui! Also, kudos for fashioning that really nasty-looking facial infection