The Perfect Night
I heard you broke up. Wanna come over?
O.E. On The Job
I’d love to help, but I’m too fat to get out of bed. Seriously. Huge.
No Country…
What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Cave Miners
I guess he’s just got a nose for ‘em.
Raphael Gets Stood Up
I’m sure she’ll be here any minute…
Kill Jim Liebowitz
It’s the best new game…unless you’re Jim Liebowitz
Unity Force
There is little time! You must unite as one to defeat this enemy!
The Heist
Now we know exactly what they’ve got up their sleeves!
Internet Sensation
Dude, check it out! You’re on the internet!
Michel Gondry
Come inside the world of the famous director.
Ken Swizzle’s Time Machine
Ken really has a real time machine.
King of my Balls
I’m not the king of your balls.
Mordo the Magnificent
These tricks are very amazing.
Tikka Masala
Tick? Tock? Grandfather clock?
Dishes Like To Be Dirty
Bum bum bum…
Mysteriousnesses
What the government doesn’t want you to know
Beatdown Town
The primary export is pain.
(The primary import is corn.)
Writers of Lost
Ok, what’s the one big loose end we have yet to deal with?
Queens Is Great!
It’s still better than Staten Island…
One Picture Every Day
Every. Single. Day.
The Stakeout
Never have I ever…
It’s Your Thing
You stole that from Mussolini!
The Parks Department
Really actually very good. Really.
Depth Perception
My two cents on my one eye.
The Wine Guy
Can’t you smell the sun beating down on the grapes?
Report Card
It’s like he’s trying to upset us!
Brooklyn’s Great!
Better than Staten Island, anyway…
Hidden Messages
Have they fun the, oh and!
A Fun Time
Cookie definitely puts out. Trust me.
Astronauts
Let’s go dig our own graves!



