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  1. Gogert says:

    I love at the end of the sketch

    “It was a hypothetical dog”

    and, me being a chemistry nerd, thought immediately of Schrodinger’s hypothetical cat experiment…where the cat is simultaneously dead and alive……yeah no one knows what I’m talking about

  2. Gogert says:

    hehe I was 101…(101 dalmations!!!)

  3. Red Winger says:

    That was one heck of a psych experiment. Just goes to show you how many people out there will declare that they will do a dastardly deed and not really have the ability to do it. I for one would not kill an animal just for fun or money. Food and survival is another story. We have a moral obligation to protect the animals we keep as pets. The ones we choose to eat is a matter of culture. I have eaten dog in the PI and several different animals and insects not eaten in the US while in Thailand. (Dog tastes like pork not chicken)

  4. Psycokid says:

    Hey dead puppys are as much fun as a dead baby

  5. saxon says:

    this was dumb

  6. FDD says:

    I’d kill a human baby for free, i’d pay to kill that bitch that said she’d do it for 50 cents, and I’d never kill a puppy. at least a puppy is cute. all babies do is sit and cry and shit.

  7. T-$ says:

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?

    Really… I think I could do it for 50000 dollars, as long as I wasn’t prosecuted for some reason… but hell, if it’s a fine I have to pay for killing an animal, then I’m sure it’s not more than 50000 dollars.

  8. Ryan says:

    I think a lot of people missed the point here; this sketch shows the lack of ethics among many people. If you said yes to killing the puppy, unless you would have done it for free, it doesn’t matter what amount of money it would take for you to do it. You effectively sacrificed your values for money, which speaks volumes about your character.

  9. Rogue Otaku says:

    that was an incredible look into lieing and brutal honisty
    roflmao 50 cents ^_^

  10. Amoeba Man says:

    Bunch of sissies. ;)
    Grow up in the country and you’ll kill any animal for 10 bucks. This is what happen, cityboy, when you eat meat thinking it grows in supermarkets.

    Thumbs up for the girl, delighted to have her own puppy to kill :)

    Anyway, as it’s clear no one in USA would film random people killing puppies, some people in the movie could have guessed that its bluff. And could totally lie and play like if they would actually kill the dog and yell “You promissed me 10 000! I want my money !” That part must have been cutted out with the girl.

  11. sTRaNge says:

    waitwaitwait…

    olde english has a dog?

  12. Amy says:

    Hahahahahahaha!

    Donna Butt is in this?!

    Donna is a classy woman.

  13. Genny Warren says:

    It’s very odd how so many people are getting such strong feelings over a joke.

  14. Alymicy says:

    You’re right, 113, it IS a joke, but seriously, how much WOULD it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?? I’d only do it if the puppy was very sick and if I got $119,023,485,609.50.

    Good joke, Oldeenglish, and yet a very valid and entertaining point of how much it takes to undermine our morals….

  15. Xutler says:

    WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  16. John Doe says:

    I’d kill a puppy for 50 thousand and go to sleep easy. I would never kill a baby though.

  17. Casper says:

    That was a great video – I wouldn’t call it a sketch, rather a socio/psychological experiment!
    And still, I love the 50c girl!

  18. PV says:

    They obviously wouldn’t let someone kill it.

  19. g00gle says:

    OMG, I can’t believe that someone would seriously kill a child rather than a puppy! I love this joke and movie, but come on!

  20. John Marlo says:

    That’s halarious. That girl still wanted to kill it, and Dave’s just like, “You’re not touching this dog!”
    Haaaaaa… priceless.

  21. Giovanni says:

    Oh boy have the lot of you lost your minds. No respect for life whatsoever. Every person in this video looks frail and weak enough to choke by another human being, that isn’t as frail or weak as they are. I would love to catch some idiot talking about killing another living thing for the sake of money. Then they can see what it’s like knowing you’re going to die with a strangers hands around their throat. Losers.

  22. Hahaha Oh Wow says:

    Giovanni, are you that one person that got offended by the Angry Beavers when Norbert called Dagget stupid? Are you that one dude that calls in complaints when someone says “I’m going to smack you” on TV? Hahahah, oh wow.

  23. Davedawg says:

    if the puppy had rabies and there was no way to save it, then ya and also i would donate a whole dickload to like animal rescue or something.

  24. omfg says:

    OMFG I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE DOG AS SOON AS THEY TOLD ME TO OR SHOWED ME THE CHECK AND WHEN THY SAID NO I WOULD SUE THEM FOR FALSE ADVERTISING AND BECOME RICH THAT WAY AND THE DOG LIVES AND I HAVE MONEY !!!! LMFAO

  25. Grimsley, the Dutch Master says:

    The best part about this video is that the blond woman who works at the cafeteria, (another post mentions her by name, if anyone is really interested) is one of the nastiest people this human has ever had to deal with.

    Ask Ed the pizza guy, if you don’t believe me.

  26. Grimsley, the Dutch Master says:

    The best part about this video is that the blond woman who works at the cafeteria, (another post mentions her by name, if anyone is really interested) is one of the nastiest people this human has ever had to deal with.

    Ask Ed the pizza guy, if you don’t believe me.

  27. Jessica says:

    that one girl really wanted to kill that puppy! XD

  28. Lizzie says:

    This without fail always makes me laugh.

  29. Zach says:

    It’s been five years since anyone’s commented on this. I miss you, Olde English!

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