Dead Puppies
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October 5th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
whoawhoawhoa my friend told me to watch this
October 5th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
and apperantly no one else did either
October 6th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Heh. It would depend on the type of puppy.
If it was ugly, I might do it for free.
And no. Dead puppies aren’t much fun at all.
October 8th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
that one chick is probaly the most horible person in the world cause even after seeing the cute little puppy she wanted to kill it
October 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
I have to ask people this!
October 9th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
This kicks so much ass. The stunned reactions are priceless.
Undoubtedly the reason I started watching Olde English.
October 10th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
this is probably my favorite one
October 15th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
wtf squezz a kid omg!!!!!
October 24th, 2006 at 11:33 am
The best part is when the guy coming out of the doorway sees the (offscreen) giant check (I assume). And he makes this strangled “Aw–!!” sound.
October 25th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
that guy talking about bears was the best
October 26th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I would kill a puppy for $58,804. But not a puggle, they’re too cute.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:38 am
Amazing! Simply amazing. Apart from vast ammounts of laughter, this left me speachless, and I am unable to formulate my thoughts into a series of words worthy enough to praise this wonderful work. Hehe, if only I had thought of that idea before my friends and I dropped our habbit of interviewing random people on the street. Though of course, we would not even come close to this masterpiece.
October 28th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
They just said no because they knew you guys really didn’t have that much money. ;-)
October 28th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
the $5 guy… who would kill a puppy for flippin $5
October 28th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
I FREAKIN LOVE THIS!! you need to do more stuf like that.
November 2nd, 2006 at 11:25 am
I cannot believe that woman said that she would kill a kid before a dog.
November 12th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
they should do a remake of this. it could be like… dead puppies revisited. id like to see what kind of other crazy people are out there. haha.
November 14th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
My favourite is the guy that would fight and kill a bear because it growled at him. Priceless.
November 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
You’re not touching this dog…HAHAHA
November 21st, 2006 at 11:15 pm
that was an amazing sketch! You guys really went all out with that didn’t you? Great job!
November 28th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
I should ask people this. To answer your question, I would NEVER kill a puppy. I can’t believe that one guy would kill a puppy for $5!!
November 30th, 2006 at 11:18 pm
wtf i was stunned when they guy said he’d kill a puppy for $5, then i saw the bitch who said she’d do it for 50 cents. Who the hell kills a puppy for 50 cents lol. I mean geez just because she got raped by a dog doesn’t mean she can molest puppies for revenge.
December 6th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
weeps a little weep
December 8th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
Wow…I definitely enjoyed the “dead puppies,” song.
I don’t think I could do it for any amount of money…not so much because I feel badly, but because I’m extremely squeemish.
December 19th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
So where did the dog end up?
December 21st, 2006 at 3:31 pm
The puppy ended up with me. I undercut everyone with a 49cent deal. Then the puppy made a delicious family dinner (shhhh, they all thought is was pork).
December 21st, 2006 at 9:22 pm
This was the first sketch I saw at least 2 years ago. I’ve been hooked ever since.
December 24th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
I’d take the puppy and run.
December 25th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
This sketch rocks. My favorite person was the first guy. (”Who’s this?” “This… it’s the puppy I’m going to kill.”)
January 4th, 2007 at 3:11 am
HOLY S**T that guy is so gorgeous in the beginning with the black hair…..sry this is the first video i saw and im like hot damn ahhah great sketch btw…..hehe
January 17th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Ive never killed a puppy for less then 200 bucks! real question is why someone would kill a baby over a puppy?!?!?!
rico
January 20th, 2007 at 2:15 am
HAHA! priceless! that fifty cent bitch is so gonna get it some day. “You’re not touching this dog.” HAHA! i’d NEVER kill a puppy! well….maybe for a billion dollars
January 20th, 2007 at 3:28 am
I agree with 29 and 30… The first guy was not only hot, but hilarious. His reaction to the entire thing was priceless, and the whole “This is the dog… I’m going to… I’m gonna kill.”
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:16 am
Holy crap!! That was pretty damn stupendous!! On top of it I see the same Puppy Center I used to go to all the time. I dont think I could do the puppies because they are way to cute there. The Tapas and chinese restaraunt across the parking lot would be a good place to dispose of “evidence” if someone had been diabolical enough, I.E. Miss. 50 cent killah. If you do the math, she would kill 1 puppy for the equivalent of 3 packages of Ramen Noodles. Mmmmm Arteriosclerosis in you choice of beef, shrimp, chicken, or oriental flavor.
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:32 am
erm…wtf? who is the man interviewer?
is that ben? i dunno, i’ve only watched like 30 videos so far.
someone tell me who that is behind the camera…
because he sunds exactly like me (say the 10 people i’ve showed it to, hwo thought it was my video).
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 am
nevermind…double post…that was ben.
and wow, we sound identical. how quaint.
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 am
Yeah that was gay and the were all Faggots!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2007 at 9:36 am
At first, I was considering it. In the back of my mind. And then I slapped myself. I love it! I think I’ll go and do that now….
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 am
Who would want to kill a fuc*in puppy!You must be sick to kill a poor innocent puppy!! FUC*ERS
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:47 am
My Puppy died last fall he’s still rotting in the hall….. dead puppies aren’t much fun….they don’t come when you call they don’t play ball at all…dead puppies aren’t much fun….Mom said puppies days are through so she turned him into stew….dead puppies aren’t much fun
January 22nd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
That crazy bit*h that says she could kill a child over a puppy sould be tortured then shot!What kind of fu*kin pysco would actully say that!
January 22nd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Funny…..the chick who said 50 cents was brutal but I like how nobody could actually kill the puppy!
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Dead puppies aren’t any fun. they’re so… dead. What would u do with one? I don’t get why anyone would kill a puppy unless they had to. That would be mean. WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD THESE DAYS???!!!
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Omg that asian girl was totally gonna kill it…. for $.50!
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:07 pm
People who would kill an animal for money are crazy. And to add to that people who start off killing animals usually move on to humans. That’s where most serial killers begin is experimenting on animals.
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Any of you lot ever eaten a cow or a pig?
Then stop whinging about killing a puppy.
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Ah, a Tom Lehrer song!
January 22nd, 2007 at 3:23 pm
OMFG!! who would kill a puppy?! They are TOOOOOO CUTE!!! omg where is that homo who said she’d kill a puppy for 50 CENTS!! I’M GONNA FIND YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE AND BEAT YOU SENSELESS!
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I miss my puppy.
January 22nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
O_o; um… i’ll do it.. for 10 times more bill gates is worth :3
January 22nd, 2007 at 5:50 pm
“You ready?”
“Yeah”
“You’re not touching this dog”
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Eh, that one girl, who said she’d kill a human baby before a puppy… I’d say she was more messed up than the one who would kill a puppy for that tiny amount. And if I was one of the people in the second half, I’d want that money in my bank account before I did or said anything.
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
fucking poor taste wankers
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I love the 50cent’s girl
everyone else were wusses
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
20 bucks
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
that was the coolest song ever. where can i get it? hahaha
January 22nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
wow, i thought someone was really going to kill the puppy. i would have been terribly sad if someone really did..
i wonder who got to keep the puppy in the end though.
=)
January 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
yeah you know what most of those people in there was gay
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:35 pm
That one girl said she would kill a puppy for 50cents was horrible! I could never kill a puppy no matter how much someone would pay me.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
In other news, the Union wins the Civil War.
I saw this over a year ago.
January 22nd, 2007 at 11:55 pm
I agree with 39.
You people are sick. Why would you kill an innocent animal? If the animal is sick or you have to eat it for survival then I’ll understand BUT all animals have rights as well, to live without fear of abuse of any kind.
If someone asked me that question, I’ll tell me them p*** off and send the RSPCA (Royal Society of Protection and Care of Animals), and WSPA (World Society of Protection of Animals) onto them.
January 23rd, 2007 at 12:12 am
Good one.. but holy shit are those two women ever fucked.. the fat one just disturbs me.. and the skinny one who said she would do it for 50 cents disgusts me
January 23rd, 2007 at 1:23 am
I would never ever kill a puppy, or any other animal for that matter. I would rather kill a human as animals are pretty defenceless to what is happening..but a human is well aware if someones chasing after them with a knife.
January 23rd, 2007 at 11:02 am
That’s sic. Who would kill a puppy for 50 cents? Assholes! I mean at least raise the price to over 10 thousand. ..
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
If it was a dog,I’d do it for free,but puppies……………………..depends on the cuteness
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:58 pm
lmao!
I would never kill a puppy! Ever. I think… Well, maybe for, a few billion!
But, I doubt anyone would give me that to kill a puppy when they can get some evil bitch to do it for 50 cents!!! *starts ranting about the evil bitch*
Actually, even if someone did offer me a few billion I don’t think I’d be able to do it… I’d be too guilty, and squeamish. and afterwards I’d feel so guilty I’d do something stupid… Like spend it all on a huge extravagent funeral for the puppy…
January 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
i would kill a baby b 4 i would ever kill a dog. i love my dogs more than most humans i know lol.
January 24th, 2007 at 3:32 am
i dont have speakers so i really couldnt tell ya what the hell was goin on!!!
January 24th, 2007 at 7:34 am
I’ve killed a possum before. The only reason i killed it is that the fecal matter of it is very toxic to my horses. My friends caught it in a live trap and gave it to me as a gift. we put a wire noose attached to a stick around it’s neck and pulled tight, then put it’s head under water for 15 minutes. It was really stinky, but not as stinky as the one my friend killed with a dull axe. I also killed a medium sized rat that woke me up. DO NOT WAKE ME UP. it climbed up my curtains and i hit it with a very large club, it fell on the floor and i hit it one more time stunning it, I then took it out side and smashed it’s head in several times to make sure it was really dead. thats the last time any rodent woke me up!!!!!
January 24th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
any body who would pay to kill an animal has some serious issues. obviously incest or their mum eloped with their sister. anybody who thinks its funny has other issues, such as no friends and a serious computer fetish.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Double the legal bills required to get me off.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
You need to make more videos like this. Best one so far.
January 25th, 2007 at 1:39 am
I WOULD NEVER EVER KILL A PUPPY!
And the bitch that said she’d do it for 50cents is demented!
Please keep all animals away from her!
That puppy was a cutie how’s it doing?
and i have to agree with the chick that said she would most likely kill a child before a puppy… you gotta admit children are way more annoying and uglier than puppies!
J/K!
This was an awsome sociology experiment though…
The influence of big novelty checks…
January 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
awww.
i could never kill a puppy.
this was brilliant.
January 25th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Nice but it would have been better if you asked newly weds how much they would pay to off thier inlaws! ( I’d charge the same that a vet would to kill a puppy lol!)
January 26th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I’d kill a puppy for a coke.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I would happily kill a puppy for 200 bucks.
January 28th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
the only dog I could kill is this one:
http://static.flickr.com/28/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg
January 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
haha this is great although i couldnt myself actualy put a price to it, i mean i would do it but for how much is questionable.
January 31st, 2007 at 11:05 am
*sigh.. I didnt learn anything about yanks i didnt already know.
So much for mans best friend.
Children of America you are viruses with shoes and live in a decaying inflated reality
…your on the downward spiral enjoy the ride.
February 9th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Wow, amazing work. Although I have to say that if someone asked me that I would end up being hauled to jail because I would freak and kill them on the spot. I would really like to meet the two individuals that say they would kill a dog for so little. They should have their skin torn from their living bodies. And I agree, I would kill a person WAY before killing a dog. Killing a child would be different but again, people don’t rank as innocent in my book.
February 9th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Thats such a hard question to answer…I don’t think I could.
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 am
I thought it was a very interesting bit and thought the part of brigging the actaully Puppy was even more interesting.
Maybe you could do a bit on Peanut Butter Sandwiches sometime ?
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 am
My song Have A Peanut Butter Sandwich is at Apple iTunes if your interested ?
March 12th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
hahahha for some reason i thought this was one of the funniest sketches.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
no 50 cents im serious ROFL
April 9th, 2007 at 7:39 am
“What about for two puppies?” = awesome.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
i love this sketch. and some of you need to relax - it’s obviously a joke. the people who made the film didn’t want to actually hurt puppies.
as for me, i could never do it. i don’t think 50 cents girl could either, she’s lying.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Baby Squeezing girl is epic.
So is Fifty Cent girl.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I would do it for $1,
I hate dogs.
That 50C girl was hilarious.”You ready?”Yeah.”You’re not getting this puppy.”
I would hit that.
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:22 am
Guys, millions of PEOPLE die every fucking day, and you lot ( for the most part) are ” like OMG THEY WNAT TO KILL A PUPPY WTF LOLZ” get over it, it’s a dog.
I’d do it for a lap dance, fuck that money thing
May 8th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
where can i get the dead puppies song?
June 7th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
This is the first OE skit I ever saw years ago. Thought it was funny then, still think it’s funny today. It’s on my top 5 favs.
June 11th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
LMAO NATTIE.
June 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
“You ready?”
“Yeah I’m Ready”
“You aren’t touching this dog.”
OMG SHE WAS SCARY.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:06 am
That lady was a phycopath.Dude everyone thought that hey were serious when they showed the dog.
July 28th, 2007 at 1:04 am
don’t kill the baby labrador!!!
the girl who would kill the puppy for 50 cents is fucking crazy!
August 10th, 2007 at 6:28 am
This is just awesome.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
OMG i’ve loved this song for years
this is the first time i saw this video
it’s hilarious
and many other adjectives alluding to it’s awesomness
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:50 am
Hey. LOVE thew OE, but mainly jsut writing because I’m comment 100!
WHOAH!
October 8th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
I love at the end of the sketch
“It was a hypothetical dog”
and, me being a chemistry nerd, thought immediately of Schrodinger’s hypothetical cat experiment…where the cat is simultaneously dead and alive……yeah no one knows what I’m talking about
October 8th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
hehe I was 101…(101 dalmations!!!)
January 29th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
That was one heck of a psych experiment. Just goes to show you how many people out there will declare that they will do a dastardly deed and not really have the ability to do it. I for one would not kill an animal just for fun or money. Food and survival is another story. We have a moral obligation to protect the animals we keep as pets. The ones we choose to eat is a matter of culture. I have eaten dog in the PI and several different animals and insects not eaten in the US while in Thailand. (Dog tastes like pork not chicken)
February 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Hey dead puppys are as much fun as a dead baby
February 11th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
this was dumb
February 12th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I’d kill a human baby for free, i’d pay to kill that bitch that said she’d do it for 50 cents, and I’d never kill a puppy. at least a puppy is cute. all babies do is sit and cry and shit.
February 15th, 2008 at 4:06 am
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Really… I think I could do it for 50000 dollars, as long as I wasn’t prosecuted for some reason… but hell, if it’s a fine I have to pay for killing an animal, then I’m sure it’s not more than 50000 dollars.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I think a lot of people missed the point here; this sketch shows the lack of ethics among many people. If you said yes to killing the puppy, unless you would have done it for free, it doesn’t matter what amount of money it would take for you to do it. You effectively sacrificed your values for money, which speaks volumes about your character.
March 1st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
that was an incredible look into lieing and brutal honisty
roflmao 50 cents ^_^
March 18th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Bunch of sissies. ;)
Grow up in the country and you’ll kill any animal for 10 bucks. This is what happen, cityboy, when you eat meat thinking it grows in supermarkets.
Thumbs up for the girl, delighted to have her own puppy to kill :)
Anyway, as it’s clear no one in USA would film random people killing puppies, some people in the movie could have guessed that its bluff. And could totally lie and play like if they would actually kill the dog and yell “You promissed me 10 000! I want my money !” That part must have been cutted out with the girl.
April 4th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
waitwaitwait…
olde english has a dog?
April 4th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Hahahahahahaha!
Donna Butt is in this?!
Donna is a classy woman.
April 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
It’s very odd how so many people are getting such strong feelings over a joke.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
You’re right, 113, it IS a joke, but seriously, how much WOULD it take for you to kill a puppy with your bare hands?? I’d only do it if the puppy was very sick and if I got $119,023,485,609.50.
Good joke, Oldeenglish, and yet a very valid and entertaining point of how much it takes to undermine our morals….