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  1. Tougi says:

    Please continue to push yourselves with daily sketches. It’s really incredible, and even inspirational, to see you move from infrequently published clips to consistantly brilliant, regular shorts. Moreover, the improvement visible in the performances, writing, ideas, and production is phenomonal. For example, my first thought with “Don’t you Wish?” was that infomercials are an easy, though satisfying, target. Nothing wrong with that, but nothing entirely new either. The next thought was that even though it was an easy target, you managed to capture the mood and tone perfectly. It’s always suprising to see how many groups either can’t or don’t care enough to bother. It didn’t take long for the final revelation: this was totally original. And that is a great sort of suprise. Keep growing and keep challenging yourselves.

  2. RK says:

    Haha. Robots are pretty damn awesome.

  3. Rocktzar says:

    that was sweet, well done guys , keep up the good work

  4. ostrich says:

    not a favorite, but well done. thanks, guys.

  5. Alex says:

    That sketch was great. I’ve been watching you guys for ages. Best part of that sketch was by far the “They don’t exist yet!”

  6. S-man says:

    “Robots, rooobots, rooobots!”

    “…..What about robots?”

    pretty damn funny…

  7. TheRobbie says:

    Amazing. I’m a big fan of you guys and I have to say, your sketches keep getting better and better.

  8. Kandoh says:


  9. C413B says:

    i couldn’t stop laghing. that’s one of the best.

  10. Suki says:

    I’ve been watching your stuff for years and it all just keeps getting better.

    Keep up the hard/good work.

  11. LOTL says:

    heehee loved it.

  12. L says:

    Pixies that wisked away my problems forever? How can i get my hands on that?

  13. TheBlunderbuss says:

    Raizin: Now hairless and with less eyes :)

  14. MikeO says:

    hey guys!!!…

    why dony you make a olde english movie???

    some day… some day…


  15. Scott says:

    I particularly enjoyed the robot clip you guys got from Superman. I can’t believe I’ve seen that one episode.

  16. Adam says:

    Wow Scott — that’s incredible! All our other cutaways are also available on — absolutely no prizes will be given to first person to identify the other videos we used!

  17. Letum says:

    You guys are getting seriously good

  18. Roth says:


    That’s actually pretty clever the way you set up the doesn’t exist yet thing with how he actually said it in the beginning. “Would you like to?” Not “Buy this now” or anything.

  19. SealHammer says:

    “No, I don’t want to wait, I just – I just want the robot!”
    Not as good as some of your others have been but still so good.

  20. TempName says:

    WTF?? A movie ad at the end of the video? I hope that’s not of your doing, OE.

  21. Adam says:

    It is indeed our doing, TempName. We are experimenting with serving ads through Revver on a few videos. If you utterly object to a one-second still-frame ad being at the end of a video, you’re more than welcome to help pay our quite sizable hosting costs. :)

  22. Bob says:

    Ok, find an old song by Tom Waits called “Step Right Up”. Use it as an inspirational piece for another sketch. You guys are brilliant – keep it up.

  23. Adam says:

    I know Step Right Up — that’s a great song!

  24. Maci says:

    Thank you for that so much. Nothing like seeing this in the middle of the night with all the infomercials on. You made my chest hurt. Thank you.

  25. Nick says:

    Haha, I loved the part where the bag of manure accidentally falls on the floor.
    “NO WAIT, THERE’S MORE!” Hehe..

  26. Eddy says:

    omg. where did you find that wonderful archival footage of the robot cleaning up the teeth-shards? I adore it.

  27. Brandon says:

    WOW!!! this is your best work ever!!! i got my friend hooked on Olde English based almost solely on this vedio!!! he laughed so freakin’ hard. by the way… is the guy’s name in this vedio Raizen? if not… what is his name?

  28. Brandon says:

    woops… heh heh, i meant is his name Raizin(spelled it wrong in the previous comment)? if not… what is his name?

  29. Akira Konya says:

    I love how on the main page, the little descriptions of the sketch seem totally irrelevant to the name of the sketch… This one for example… I couldn’t imagine how “Don’t You Wish…” could be in any way connected to “That’s right, triple the teeth!” But you guys surprised me once again… OE kicks serious ass!

  30. lunchgirl says:

    I was just watching Hannity and Colmes, and a cheezy commercial came on that started with the words “Oh no!” and I immediately thought of Adam.

  31. Ali says:

    Hey, what happened to Raizin’s beard? oh well ha this one was pretty awsome. When the robots DO exsist, le’me know so i can buy one and not have anymore pan-hands.

  32. Pat says:

    Hello Guys, I’m a really big fan. I like the whole new sketch idea. It really shows that you guys are really comitted to the whole internet video era…So Thank YOu Guys

  33. Ian says:

    This reminded me of Steven the Vegan with the kitchen backdrop and the diaglogue between one ridiculous voice and one sane-er voice.

  34. Kellie says:

    “are you making fun of me?”
    if only there were a robot who could clean up all of those teeth for you!!
    a hovercar would be cool, too. and a robot to drive it for you!
    say goodbye to driving your own hovercar

  35. Val says:

    so thats what happened to my teeth

  36. Jackie says:

    that’s kick ass. I hate those kinds of commercials but this was well done. Adam’s voice sounded exactly how those commercials sound, which was quite hilarious.

  37. Tara says:

    I had to watch this twice ’cause Raizin was so damn cute.

  38. Katie says:

    I love the video.
    But did anyone notice that exsist was spelt wrong in the end? It was “They don’t exist yet!”
    Maybe I’ve just watched the video too times.

  39. Alymicy says:

    I can’t believe I haven’t seen this clip yet, dude.
    Keep it up, man!!

  40. Cork says:

    uh…katie that’s how you spell it… not ‘exsist’

  41. Keith says:

    LOL bottle fairys

  42. Joe says:

    How would you like to have all of your troubles whisked away by a family of pixies who solved all of your problems for you?

  43. Man Dee says:

    I don’t know how I missed this sketch in my two years of fanhood. This is hilarious!

  44. Xutler says:

    REALLY?!?!?! TRIPLE THE TEAHT?!?!?!?!?!!?!

  45. Alymicy says:

    I love this skecth. I haven’t seen this in forever. And now, in our modern technological advances, there really ARE robots that clean your floor (they’re remote controll vacuum cleaners)

  46. Youllforgetit says:

    The subtleties (and not-so-subtleties) in this skit are perfection.
    Oh, and robots rock.

  47. David Ljung Madison says:

    I’m surprised that this sketch ended up in the vault, considering I think this is one of OE’s best sketches.

    I tend to agree with what OE thinks are their best sketches otherwise, so it’s not like I’m some weirdo humor freak or something.

    Anyways, consider this one vote for restoring this sketch to “normal” standing.

  48. Me says:

    Is that the same song from Ken swizzle’s time machine? It sounds really familiar…

  49. Tim says:

    Get this out of the Vault, this is one of my favorites!

  50. Jam says:

    I agree with Daving Ljung Madison and with Tim. This is just……aaahhhhhh i love it more than i love robots! And i really love robots. I will never tire of this. Ahahahahha! hahahaha! This is my mom’s favorite. Seriously. I’m pretty sure she’s felt like the “happy customer” before from being subjected to this stuff on TV like everyday o if only your sketch was on TV lol that would be the best thing since…robots! My brother thought the hovercraft part was e-space-ially funny. Hahaha

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