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August 2nd, 2006 at 3:26 am
Please continue to push yourselves with daily sketches. It’s really incredible, and even inspirational, to see you move from infrequently published clips to consistantly brilliant, regular shorts. Moreover, the improvement visible in the performances, writing, ideas, and production is phenomonal. For example, my first thought with “Don’t you Wish?” was that infomercials are an easy, though satisfying, target. Nothing wrong with that, but nothing entirely new either. The next thought was that even though it was an easy target, you managed to capture the mood and tone perfectly. It’s always suprising to see how many groups either can’t or don’t care enough to bother. It didn’t take long for the final revelation: this was totally original. And that is a great sort of suprise. Keep growing and keep challenging yourselves.
August 2nd, 2006 at 3:31 am
Haha. Robots are pretty damn awesome.
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:03 am
that was sweet, well done guys , keep up the good work
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:48 am
not a favorite, but well done. thanks, guys.
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:10 am
That sketch was great. I’ve been watching you guys for ages. Best part of that sketch was by far the “They don’t exist yet!”
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:17 am
“Robots, rooobots, rooobots!”
“…..What about robots?”
pretty damn funny…
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Amazing. I’m a big fan of you guys and I have to say, your sketches keep getting better and better.
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:10 pm
BRILLIANT!
August 2nd, 2006 at 2:30 pm
i couldn’t stop laghing. that’s one of the best.
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:33 pm
I’ve been watching your stuff for years and it all just keeps getting better.
Keep up the hard/good work.
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:39 pm
heehee loved it.
August 2nd, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Pixies that wisked away my problems forever? How can i get my hands on that?
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Raizin: Now hairless and with less eyes :)
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:05 pm
hey guys!!!…
why dony you make a olde english movie???
some day… some day…
XD
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:42 pm
I particularly enjoyed the robot clip you guys got from Superman. I can’t believe I’ve seen that one episode.
August 2nd, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Wow Scott — that’s incredible! All our other cutaways are also available on http://www.archive.org — absolutely no prizes will be given to first person to identify the other videos we used!
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:42 am
You guys are getting seriously good
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:42 am
xD
That’s actually pretty clever the way you set up the doesn’t exist yet thing with how he actually said it in the beginning. “Would you like to?” Not “Buy this now” or anything.
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:56 pm
“No, I don’t want to wait, I just - I just want the robot!”
“TOO BAD, THEY DON’T EXIST YET!”
Not as good as some of your others have been but still so good.
August 6th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
WTF?? A movie ad at the end of the video? I hope that’s not of your doing, OE.
August 6th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
It is indeed our doing, TempName. We are experimenting with serving ads through Revver on a few videos. If you utterly object to a one-second still-frame ad being at the end of a video, you’re more than welcome to help pay our quite sizable hosting costs. :)
August 9th, 2006 at 2:42 am
Ok, find an old song by Tom Waits called “Step Right Up”. Use it as an inspirational piece for another sketch. You guys are brilliant - keep it up.
August 9th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
I know Step Right Up — that’s a great song!
August 11th, 2006 at 5:21 am
Thank you for that so much. Nothing like seeing this in the middle of the night with all the infomercials on. You made my chest hurt. Thank you.
August 16th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Haha, I loved the part where the bag of manure accidentally falls on the floor.
“NO WAIT, THERE’S MORE!” Hehe..
August 16th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
omg. where did you find that wonderful archival footage of the robot cleaning up the teeth-shards? I adore it.
August 17th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
WOW!!! this is your best work ever!!! i got my friend hooked on Olde English based almost solely on this vedio!!! he laughed so freakin’ hard. by the way… is the guy’s name in this vedio Raizen? if not… what is his name?
August 17th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
woops… heh heh, i meant is his name Raizin(spelled it wrong in the previous comment)? if not… what is his name?
August 18th, 2006 at 1:52 am
I love how on the main page, the little descriptions of the sketch seem totally irrelevant to the name of the sketch… This one for example… I couldn’t imagine how “Don’t You Wish…” could be in any way connected to “That’s right, triple the teeth!” But you guys surprised me once again… OE kicks serious ass!
August 24th, 2006 at 2:17 am
I was just watching Hannity and Colmes, and a cheezy commercial came on that started with the words “Oh no!” and I immediately thought of Adam.
September 2nd, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Hey, what happened to Raizin’s beard? oh well ha this one was pretty awsome. When the robots DO exsist, le’me know so i can buy one and not have anymore pan-hands.
September 12th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Hello Guys, I’m a really big fan. I like the whole new sketch idea. It really shows that you guys are really comitted to the whole internet video era…So Thank YOu Guys
October 4th, 2006 at 2:50 am
This reminded me of Steven the Vegan with the kitchen backdrop and the diaglogue between one ridiculous voice and one sane-er voice.
October 8th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
hysterical.
“are you making fun of me?”
if only there were a robot who could clean up all of those teeth for you!!
a hovercar would be cool, too. and a robot to drive it for you!
say goodbye to driving your own hovercar
December 6th, 2006 at 4:00 am
so thats what happened to my teeth
January 9th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
that’s kick ass. I hate those kinds of commercials but this was well done. Adam’s voice sounded exactly how those commercials sound, which was quite hilarious.
January 11th, 2007 at 2:40 am
I had to watch this twice ’cause Raizin was so damn cute.
March 7th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I love the video.
But did anyone notice that exsist was spelt wrong in the end? It was “They don’t exist yet!”
Maybe I’ve just watched the video too times.
GREAT SKETCH!
June 9th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Woah.
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this clip yet, dude.
Keep it up, man!!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:26 pm
uh…katie that’s how you spell it… not ‘exsist’
July 17th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
LOL bottle fairys
October 24th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
How would you like to have all of your troubles whisked away by a family of pixies who solved all of your problems for you?
April 5th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I don’t know how I missed this sketch in my two years of fanhood. This is hilarious!
May 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
REALLY?!?!?! TRIPLE THE TEAHT?!?!?!?!?!!?!
July 6th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I love this skecth. I haven’t seen this in forever. And now, in our modern technological advances, there really ARE robots that clean your floor (they’re remote controll vacuum cleaners)