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Featuring Maya Fineberg as The Shyest Cowboy.

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  1. Gilmore says:

    I once heard that you had doors.


  2. D-Ran says:

    doors are pretty sweet…

  3. ritcheyz says:

    Heh. Doors.

    Sound was a little off for me though.

  4. Max says:

    Why does Dave always get the really cheesy sketches?

  5. Sarah says:

    Wow, if I were Dave, I would’ve totally messed up my lines. Talk about tongue-twisters….

    Kudos! :-D

  6. Magic Dave says:

    “Pizza for breakfast?”

  7. UberJimmy says:

    That was ridiculous. You guys are ridiculous.

    In other words, keep up the ridiculously good work.

  8. S-man says:

    “You want windows!? Well we got doors!”

    definently the funniest sketch in awhile

  9. Dave says:

    I need a door!

  10. Rocktzar says:

    simply awsome

  11. mousee says:

    AHHAHA my dad sells doors

  12. Adam says:

    Trust me, Sarah — Dave messed up a LOT of lines.

  13. Kyle says:

    That script is damn awesome. I can’t imagine being able to write something that freaking perfect.

    And of course Dave brings it to life like no other can.

    Awesome work guys!

  14. Brian says:

    Deff. a good pick-me up during the day.

  15. Sender says:

    Wow. Simply wow. For a guy who doesn’t remember lines Dave sure did a good job with the rhymes. (oh snap, i rhymed too!)

  16. Squallboy says:

    Did you even show any of the doors that you sell?

    That was confusing, but still made me laugh a bit, pretty cooky.

  17. Drew says:

    I thought he was going to say whore but you kept it kid friendly and went with horse. This one is one of the funnier ones I have to say.

  18. Derek says:

    yes, Id like to order a door. Do you deliver?

  19. Andrew says:

    Yeah, thats a lot of lines for someone who cant remember lines…
    On a completely different topic, I wonder why he is always looking to the left of the camera…

  20. The Mona Lisa says:

    Lemme guess, you guys saw a store called the “Door Store” and decided to write a sketch on the way back from your vacation. am I close?

  21. Suki says:

    That ending when all the daves slowly sink down screaming DOOORRRRS is really, really fucking creepy.

  22. Yuki says:

    how many door’s you say?

  23. David's Mom says:

    Dr. Seuss would have been proud of you! I especially liked your mustache and seeing Maya! I’m now thinking of buying a new door although I really needed a window.

  24. Emmy says:

    Didn’t you guys do that in a show once? It was awesome then, and it’s awesome now. I love the dancing Daves in the background.

  25. Adam says:

    Yeah…our “vacation”…

    (we didn’t actually go anywhere)

  26. Moochie says:

    Great! Dave’s hand gestures amuse me. I love it.

  27. Martin says:

    I’m surprised the word “whore” didn’t make an appearance.

  28. Manon says:

    a little bit satanic, but I enjoyed it immensely.

  29. Ali says:

    “Pizza for breakfast?” “You bet’cha, Doors!”

    I really liked this one, keep’um coming

  30. Kevin says:

    Wow, well written. You guys never disappoint. I’ll have to come to a show soon as a fellow NYC guy =D

  31. J-Man says:


    2. David’s so fantastic here. Kind of reminds me of his character for the Video iPod … video.

    3. The Shyest Cowboy, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    4. I have a question… complete this quote, “Big doors, little doors, dog doors, _____ doors.” WHAT THE HECK’S HE SAYING?! He makes whiskers like when Adam made whiskers in the Ransom video… I think I’ll go watch the Ransom video NOW!


  32. Brian says:


  33. Adam says:

    J-Man — the line in question is “Kitty doors!”

    And by the way, everyone, despite our good-natured ribbing, I don’t want anyone to think that Dave is physically incapable of remembering phrases spoken in the English language. He’ll give you a lot of aborted takes, sure, but it’s not like shooting this was actually a big deal.

  34. Molly says:

    Wow. That was the single most beautiful rhyme anything I’ve ever heard.

  35. Tougi says:

    The Door Store is Steven & Sons Grocery Store.

    What does this mean. Tofu doors?

    If you kids like pausing videos and scouring the screen, the Door Store is the sketch for you. That doctor is wearing an Oxford University T-shirt. That Door Man is being eaten by some variety of gigantic tarantula. Maybe.

  36. Letum says:

    Needs a music track!
    other than that:
    Woo YaY Hollupa

  37. Derek says:

    Doors, doors, one of us!
    We will give you a horse…..shaped door!

  38. g says:

    wow… so much dave, just plain billowing and bubbling full of dave.

  39. Phsyco*Hush says:

    that was freaking itense u guys!
    congrats on managing to say all of the ryhming David!

  40. JoeB says:

    Did you guys change something about the way you do the iTunes videos? The most recent ones are green-tinged and won’t open in the larger iTunes movie player. Any clue why this started happening (beginning with ‘Father-Son Talk’)?

  41. J-Man says:

    1. Thank you ADAM!

    2. That’s all.

  42. Jake says:

    Ha ha, Adam always has food spinning behind him. Definitely the best sketch since “don’t you wish”. Also the best use of multiple people in one shot. I love the commercial parodies.

  43. J-Man says:

    Is it just, I… or does Ben play doctors a lot? And by a lot, I mean twice.

  44. h3lix says:

    Nice fluid raving, Dave!

    “Pizza for breakfast?!
    That’s right, doors!”

    One of the best lines ever.

  45. ernie says:

    Come one, let’s get some tacos

  46. Molly says:

    I came back to say that I really love Dave’s finger-moustaches.

    It’s just really brilliant because it contrasts the rest of the film that was put together and edited so well. After making doubles of Dave and using all these nice backgrounds, you let him just stick his fingers on his lip for a moustache.

    And I’m not saying this critically, I seriously mean it when I say that that’s BRILLIANT.

    (I wish I could be so funny.)

  47. TheBlunderbuss says:

    Doors – the American dream

  48. Sigma says:

    Hearing Ben say “What about books?” brought back great memories of Steven the Vegan.

  49. Adam says:

    JoeB — sorry, nothing has changed (in the last few weeks anyway — we’ve been using the H264 codec for awhile), and they look fine to me. Must be a problem on your end — make sure you have the most recent version of iTunes!

  50. lunchgirl says:

    I agree that the finger moustaches are amazing…

    I also really like that you said “five score”

  51. David says:

    Am I the only on who thinks the term “finger mustache” sounds really sexual?

  52. Gabe says:

    This is definitely one of my favorites ever, guys. Love the wordplay, rhyming, special effects. Shit just keeps getting better and better.

  53. Molly says:

    Hey! Don’t diss the term “finger-moustache”. I said it with good intentions, not malicious. It’s supposed to be a term referring to a thing of beauty. That is, hilarity. *sigh* The corruption of language…

  54. Fuzzman says:

    ‘Danny’ and Adam share a hat. Your budget is intense. I’m loving the sketches recently.

  55. Vash says:

    Very funny sketch, good work.

  56. Tim says:

    28? 32! 89? 93! awesome

  57. Tyler says:

    I like how Dave makes whiskers when he says kitty doors…lol

  58. Akira Konya says:

    1. What kind of software do you guys use for the green/blue screening and the juxtaposition onto the corny images in the background?

    2. Maya is hot.

  59. Rachel says:

    Dave does one helluvan Abe Lincoln.
    I’m astounded and amazed and flabbergasted.


  60. David says:

    You’re right, Maya is hot. She’s also my lady (don’t cue crazytown).

  61. Addison says:

    “How do I know you’re telling the truth??”


  62. Hipster Scum says:

    *cues crazytown*

  63. Mark Scheuerman says:

    I’ve watched this 643987432967 times and i still can’t do that hand motion

  64. Luke says:

    lol mayas not bad and this video rocks, but not as good as daves finger mustache im with all you other finger moustache lovers

  65. Luke says:

    btw i might need the address for the door store because ive bn thinkin about gettin a new computer

  66. willies boss says:

    do you have a door as big as my smile from watching this
    what a pleasure and that special something from maya was cool cool cool

  67. willies boss says:

    also was that a watch the doorman was wearing

  68. Comedic Acorn says:

    Watched this again for the first time in a month… its still cracking me up.

    hey that cowboy doesnt seem too fuckin shy…

  69. Motoi says:

    Loved it!

  70. Sayeth di Puppeth says:

    That was so awesomely random. I’m still laughing. XD

    Great job. ;D

  71. Chris D says:

    I like the shyest cowboy.

  72. JAKEY. says:

    That annoyed me to the point where I laughed. Haha. I loved it :D
    You got books? YOU GUESSED IT! DOORS! LOL WTF!? Loooovvvee it!

  73. Pluggy says:

    He’s unhinged.

  74. Jimmay says:

    dude. Dave. You are amazing and you are my idol! Idol! Idol! Idol! Idol! Idol! Idol! Idol!

  75. Dan says:

    i think my favorite part is the hand motions dave is making when he says “if on your tour of door stores….”

  76. Kara says:

    hahahah! god i haven’t seen OE in over a year… maybe more?
    i’ve missed it so bad. all this time i’ve been going to oldenglish.com damn…


    jeez you guys are great

  77. Jill says:


  78. Alex says:

    Did you notice that Damon Doorman or “The Doorman” is wearing purple with orange spots underwear?(look closely went he gives himself a high five)

  79. Valerie says:

    Hmm.. I thought they were superman boxers


  80. Spamlet says:

    I agree with everything everyone has said and would like to add: very nicely acted cameo by Castle Greyskull.

  81. Evan & Marc & Riley says:

    We are doing the door store for a forensics (public speaking) Skit

  82. Danielle says:

    What other skits have Dave? Any skit here is freakin awesome but i like Dave skits.

  83. Person says:

    That was hilarious!!!!!
    I found a store with 299,687,354,625,514,235,345 Doors.
    GIVE ME MY HORSE!!!!!!!!

  84. Mr.Al says:


  85. Mulwin says:

    That’s some surprisingly animated facial hair, old-timey gent! Well done!

  86. Aleesha says:

    hahahah i loveeeeee that

  87. Lexy says:

    I just want to let you know, that as a fellow film maker, I could never write such quick witted scripts…. yeah. Amazing stuff guys.

    Dave is my hero.

  88. HANNAHH! says:


  89. Gab. says:

    A horse?

  90. amsterz says:

    Good Lord thats funny. Ill be laughing for weeks. :P lol

  91. GlenGlingo9 says:

    I’d love to meet them in person

  92. Cristina says:

    omfg you guys are the bomb.

    pillows? doors!

  93. emily says:

    u guyzes r funny ! =P

  94. Victor says:

    i love how the finger-mustache goes down to his lip… i love this it’s hilarious
    you HAVE to teach me how to do that hand motion it looks awesome

  95. Ritcheyz says:

    I’ve memorized almost this whole thing. I LOVE IT!

    I performed this whole thing by myself in Drama class, we had to take our favorite sketch and re-enact it. Also, there were masks.

    I got applause after, “If on your tour of stores with doors, if you find one that has five-score, then give a roar, and we’ll be sure, to have for you, one hundred-four!”

    Mad laughter after, “You betcha, DOORS!”

  96. juliaaaa says:

    dave is hot. and my hero.

  97. Isaac says:

    Dave is also my hero and is hot. You should do more videos like that, cause thats really funny. Good works guys!

  98. That girl. says:

    first one I ever saw on this site!! god, FUNNY

  99. Joe says:

    If you need a window, i got a door

  100. Spacefox says:

    always been one of my favourites, so well written.

  101. Xutler says:

    does anyone know where i could get a door?

  102. Lindi says:

    Man there IS a door store near where i live, i crack up every time i see it. it never gets old. it is actually called “the door store”

  103. Dutch Master says:

    A year after discovering this group, this sketch has always stood out. I suppose the cadence makes it catchy and memorable.

  104. Ben Smith says:

    Passed a store the other day called ‘four floors of shoes’. It was tricky explaining to my friend why that cracked me up.

  105. Fan #543668631 says:

    awesome awesome awesome, so many doors.

  106. Lilah says:

    this is the first OE sketch i ever saw :3

  107. Paul says:

    Hi, my name is Daman Doorman, but you can call me the doorman!
    Thats was the best effing line EVARR!!
    And you just perfected it wiht the way he does that movement wiht is hands and fingers while saying that!

  108. Me says:

    I keep watching this over and over for 3 reasons:

    1 It’s hilarious
    2 The rhyming and wordplay are amazing
    3 I’m in love with Dave.

  109. Me says:

    somehow, it never gets old…

  110. Ritcheyz says:

    I still think this is the best sketch OE has ever done.

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