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  1. CorporoQuadrigemina says:

    I LOVE how this is set up. It is exactly how those movies are set up! FANTASTIC!
    I have been waiting for someone to say “I need an extension on my term paper” in one of those videos. I CANNOT successfully articulate how much I loved that…

    First? WHO CARES!!? That was GOLD!

  2. Chase says:

    You guys are ON.

  3. feee says:

    whoa, the thing that says “OLDE ENGLISH COMEDY” at the begging and end was different from usual!!!
    I am so observant.

  4. ryan says:

    i lie it i’ve missed the OE videos like this :)

  5. ryan says:

    like it**

  6. Dylan says:

    Very Funny!

  7. Rocktzar says:


  8. jun says:

    fan-fucking-tastic guys
    very well done

  9. Che says:

    oh man…

    all i can say is *applause*

  10. Jake says:

    The best one in a long time.

  11. Stacy says:

    it seems like no matter how hard i try, i always get a 69.

    hahahahaha my roommate was like ‘are you watching porn?!!?’ nope! just olde english!

  12. Dwayne says:

    Godly. There is no other word to describe this. That was amazing! Great work!

  13. FilmFan says:

    You are not only talented but also have moral integrtiy (at least in this skit)! My laughter built to a very loud crescendo. Thanks I needed that!

  14. Atkins says:


  15. Gram Ponante says:

    Stop your goddamn paradigm-subverting!

  16. Jer says:

    Thanks guys, bleedin hilarious, I miss the old “too poor to have effects” Olde English. It’s like a trip on acid… I mean…acid. damnit.

  17. Vadoff says:

    Awesome, you guys are on a roll!

  18. Dashi says:

    you came back to the type of comedy i loved seeing from you guys a couple of years ago…

    this makes me happy

  19. Craig says:

    Hats off gentleman!

  20. Mickey says:

    I want a hot teacher to tell me to F her in the A too! D:

  21. Jin Dogan says:

    Olde English’s foray into the adult industry!

  22. boxman says:

    awesome sketch, dead on and perfectly played.

  23. GavinSnow says:

    Wow, someone watches too much porn to be able to do it that perfectly.

  24. marglark says:

    OE is better than porn

  25. poopmaster5000 says:

    Oh man, good website reference.

  26. Ria says:

    Why the crack is he wearing a Villanova sweatshirt?!

  27. nAv says:

    man.. that was freaking HILARIOUS

  28. Lucifer says:

    I just don’t get why she puts the marker in her ear….

  29. Montreal85 says:

    It represents a dick which women generally enjoy having rubbed against their skin, which makes both players erect. The marker, being stiff, elongated, and shaped like a penis represents a penis.

  30. Emily says:

    You guys (and girlz) have skills!!

  31. John says:

    very funny but totally a rip off of secret pants mature themes sketch from a year or so ago. come on guys you can do better than that.

  32. lesliebooker says:

    yeah we can vig

  33. lesliebooker says:

    yeah we can You guys (and girlz) have skills,rip off of secret pants mature themes sketch from a year or so ago…hey eoigf neeeeeewwaae

  34. laurence wood says:

    lol funny funny but i had the perfect night with your mama hint hint

  35. Mark Lee says:

    The little porno that couldn’t. Or wouldn’t. Very clever and well-produced, right down to the cheesy VHS start and the music.

  36. Mark Lee says:

    Not that I watch a lot of pornos or anything.

  37. lewis says:

    lol funny video

  38. arnold says:

    that totally happened to me… the failing part that is

  39. Megan says:

    Ha, I love how you rendered this video to look like a videotape! Fabulous…

    “Man, it seems like no matter how hard I try, I always get a 69…”

  40. kenneth says:

    i would have had an A for the whole semester

  41. Derek Hale says:

    This is like classic OE. For a while I wasn’t sure where the site was going, but now I know it’s going in the right direction. Amazing! I have actually thought about doing this but never really had the balls to because I didn’t know how to pull it off without either looking like a porn addict or some shitty youTuber. Beautiful stuff. Way to rip on overly phony porn like MFST. (which one of you had the idea?)

  42. fan of frogs says:

    I would

  43. woods says:


    OE FOR PRESIDENT!!! haha, im so politically aware

  44. Tony says:

    for a teacher she’s not that helpful. she gonna have to be more persuasive.

  45. steve sax says:

    I can’t believe anyone would find this funny. Bad puns and shitty camera work aren’t humorous. And the guy in the video looks like a transient. Morons, all of you.

  46. Zoe says:

    Yeah, I agree. The flat shot composition, erosion of the frame at the bottom of the shot, cheesy nondiegetic music, and lack of continuity editing make this tripe impossible to suffer through. Nah, I’m just kidding, that was pretty funny.

  47. Tom Morrisey says:

    “I think I’m going to have to go talk to the registrar” would probably be my response in that situation, too.

  48. tim says:

    me 2

  49. raaki21 says:

    i love teachers sex alot lot lot thanks for site

  50. olde english 1# fan says:

    god guys its
    really funny but
    you need to go over and over
    with this

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