O’Doul’s
Featuring Jesse Novak.
Edited by Oren Brimer
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May 28th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
yeh, first comment
May 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Woo! First comment! xD
Yeah, don’t touch his O’Douls. Another amazing video!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
FIRST!
Still think The Perfect Night was better :P
May 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Haha well I enjoyed this very much. It took me a bit to figure out that this was non alcoholic stuff - never seen it up here in Canada!
Keep making great videos!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I love this video! Where the #*!$ is the song to download?!
May 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
haha sweet.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I totally dig it! You guys are cool even drinkin’ O’Doul’s! Great lyrics and video.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Haha, awesome. Great concept and best music video since Rock My World.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I wish you guys would stop doing music videos for a bit, they’re not as funny as the normal sketches.
Still a good video though
May 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
THE GIANT BEER COSTUME RETURNS!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
btw, did you guys stop writing in the blog,or are ya just slacking?
May 28th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
i love how the beer can suit just sometimes randomly shows up
May 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Omg. Jesse!
Sooo sexy in this video.
More appearences please!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
What software does Jesse use to change his voice?
May 28th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
gotta disagree with Rook up there, i am all ABOUT the OE jamz. (yeah, with a Z. it stands for ‘better reccaniZe.’)
the “muthaf@%*a don’t you touch my o’doul’s” is sublime. i can see why it got the caption. am also especially digging the costumes in this one.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Aww…poor beer can Ben!:(
May 29th, 2008 at 1:19 am
A late 80’s/early 90’s rap throwback theme with modern hip-hop? It works, but I don’t suggest you keep tapping the music keg. It’s still entertaining, that is without question, but back to back music videos is a bit disappointing.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:07 am
HAHAHHA
clientele
May 29th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The software in question is Autotune. Same as the T-Pain/Akon video. Commonly used in rap, and lampooned in the aforementioned.
I thought it was a good time, myself. I don’t mind music videos so much.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Fuckin hilarious! Best music video for a long time, prolly since the food rap or rock my world
May 29th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Sweet music video guys, it was great! Well, call me old fashioned though, ‘cuz I kind of liked your sketches BEFORE the music videos (except ‘Food Rap’, ‘Don’t Dance’ and ‘The perfect Night’)
I love seeing your new work.
<3
May 30th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Conover is pretty great this in vid without even saying a word.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:35 am
Lotta songs lately, all amazing!
May 31st, 2008 at 10:38 am
there are too many music videos we need more sketches like Boxcar
May 31st, 2008 at 11:09 am
lol good video…but maybe throw in one of your regular skits…the music vidz are good, but mixing it up a little would be nice
June 1st, 2008 at 8:44 am
jesse!!!
any video with jesse in it has been one worth watching at least 10 times.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I watched this, then went to work at my pizza place. I looked into our beer fridge and saw some nice frosty O’DIZZY, waitin there for me to pound down after work.
June 1st, 2008 at 6:07 pm
The video is tight and the song itself is very catchy!
June 1st, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I really felt that this video was a cautionary tale. People who abuse O’Doul’s are awesome.
June 1st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
The beer costume!
Man, how long has it been?
Jesse–you complete my life.
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm
oh god i miss jesse
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I don’t know why people complain about your music videos. They are definitely some of your best work. You guys could very easily make it as musical comedy artists in the same vein as Flight of the Conchords.
June 3rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I love it guys.
The music videos are the best.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Jesse! He’s awesome.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:14 am
question: why are you guys so fucking amazing?
just explain that to me and I believe all will be right with the world.
favorite line: muthafucka, don’t you touch my o’douls.
I literally almost fell out of my chair. this is hilarious.
kthxbye.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
You know, I understand that ridiculous premeses(?) are what make most of these sketches run, but for some reason this one just somehow doesn’t resonate with me. Don’t get me wrong, the video’s hilarious, but somewhere in the back of my mind I just can’t believe they wouldn’t notice that it’s non-alcoholic.
All the other completely redonkulous ideas fly with me though, so I don’t know o_O
June 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
it wasn’t very funny (it had a couple moments) but I liked the song. Do “O’Doul’s” really exist?
June 8th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
G-ray, I think that part of the point is that there are a lot of people who pretend to be drunker than they are to seem cool. Y’know, the guys that walk around going “Oh my God I’m so wasted I can’t believe I drank that much.” when in fact they haven’t had much at all. I think the characters in this are ’sposed to be them.
June 9th, 2008 at 7:44 am
genius, as always
June 11th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
xDDDDDD I lol’d.
JESSE!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:12 am
phenomenal.
good beat, great lyrics and the typical flawless acting.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Nice one guys. I was happy to see the giant beer can return.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:35 am
nice girls with who I think is Jesse Novak
June 18th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Beautiful.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I demand to know where Jesse Novak got the vocoder from.
June 21st, 2008 at 6:57 pm
A lot of rappers out there talking about Ace of Spades,
Yeah you drink that gold schlager,
We dun need none of that
there’s only one drink for us.
Everywhere I go,
I drink O’Doul’s
Cops don’t stop me because they know I’m so cool
when I drive past them I raise my can,
They just look confused because I’m the fucking man.
I get it everyday,
and I don’t need I.D. (please!)
Even as a kid they never caught it on me(?),
I buy so much Doul’s that I go into debt,
which means I have to buy more just to help me forget.
People always ask me if I like how the taste is,
I tell ‘em I don’t care,
I just love getting wasted.
Then they recommend that I read the label
But I’m so drunk, I just pee on the table!
You drink two fourties and you think you’re so tough,
Fucking down two kegs before I have to throw up.
Some say it’s foolish,
Some say it’s wreckless,
But every morning it’s an O’Doul’s breakfast.
When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.
Friday night on the prowl,
tearing up the city,
Need to find some girls and a lot of O’Dizzy.
We head up the club,
while we’re puffing on cloves
They got petroleum(?) and rock
but who wants those?
We got scared for a second that we couldn’t get drunk,
Then it hit me,
there’s O’Doul’s in the trunk!
Now we’re back with the brew and the parties on,
People see the Doul’s and they leave us alone.
I see this chick in the club
she had to be a model.
So I give her a look and I slipped her a bottle,
she started giving me shit,
she said it’s non-alcoholic.
Then bitch why do they sell it where the alcohol is?
You see I drink O.D. until I O.D.
and that has yet to happen which surprises me.
I guess it doesn’t matter ’cause we’re having fun
but why is it that eighty-eight Doul’s feel the same as one?
When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I love when they’re mouthing mid-chorus…
*points to label*
“No, that’s ALCOHOLIC, see?”
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Jesse looks like Elvis Costello.
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I get it…they’re not really drunk!!!!
July 5th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
funk master, the lyric is “even as a kid they never carded me”…
good job on transcribing the entire song, though
July 8th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
That blond girl to the left of Jesse is ridiculously attractive! My god!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:44 am
hahaha when i first watched this i had never heard of o douls
but later i like saw it somewhere and i thought of this video and i was cracking up
July 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
“O-dizzy” :)
Brilliant!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
heeey
July 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
o’douls is one my favorite! its catchy! i cant but watch it over and over! “But im so drunk i just pee on the table!” lol
July 27th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
well done guys, hysterical
July 31st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
see i drink OD until i OD which still has yet to happen which suprises me.
August 2nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I like the song, not really funny but entertaining nonetheless
August 13th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
So, I am currently 20 and 51/52nds years old, and, inspired by this sketch, i decided to try to buy some O’Doul’s at the grocery store this morning. The cashier had to ask her supervisor if it was ok, and it turned out they’re not allowed to sell it to me. So I’m not sure if Caleb has his facts straight when he says that even as a kid they never carded him. Or that might just be Connecticut’s twisted liquor laws. Other than that, this sketch is amazing, and I have resolved to drink some O’Doul’s before I turn 21.
August 31st, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I’ve watched this a thousand times and I JUST realised that David’s hat still has its tag on. Which made me laugh even more.
go me.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
it’s
“We head up the club,
while we’re puffing on cloves
They got Patron and Ciroc
but who wants those?”