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Mike says:
yeh, first comment
Matt says:
Woo! First comment! xD
Yeah, don’t touch his O’Douls. Another amazing video!
Nacho says:
FIRST!
Still think The Perfect Night was better :P
Travis says:
Haha well I enjoyed this very much. It took me a bit to figure out that this was non alcoholic stuff – never seen it up here in Canada!
Keep making great videos!
Chioke says:
I love this video! Where the #*!$ is the song to download?!
boxman says:
haha sweet.
FilmFan says:
I totally dig it! You guys are cool even drinkin’ O’Doul’s! Great lyrics and video.
QB says:
Haha, awesome. Great concept and best music video since Rock My World.
Rook says:
I wish you guys would stop doing music videos for a bit, they’re not as funny as the normal sketches.
Still a good video though
Feee says:
THE GIANT BEER COSTUME RETURNS!!!
Feee says:
btw, did you guys stop writing in the blog,or are ya just slacking?
James says:
i love how the beer can suit just sometimes randomly shows up
Ashley says:
Omg. Jesse!
Sooo sexy in this video.
More appearences please!
Core says:
What software does Jesse use to change his voice?
Alexa says:
gotta disagree with Rook up there, i am all ABOUT the OE jamz. (yeah, with a Z. it stands for ‘better reccaniZe.’)
the “muthaf@%*a don’t you touch my o’doul’s” is sublime. i can see why it got the caption. am also especially digging the costumes in this one.
Lauren says:
Aww…poor beer can Ben!:(
Chicka Chad says:
A late 80’s/early 90’s rap throwback theme with modern hip-hop? It works, but I don’t suggest you keep tapping the music keg. It’s still entertaining, that is without question, but back to back music videos is a bit disappointing.
Meredizzlefoshoo says:
HAHAHHA
clientele
G-ray says:
The software in question is Autotune. Same as the T-Pain/Akon video. Commonly used in rap, and lampooned in the aforementioned.
I thought it was a good time, myself. I don’t mind music videos so much.
James says:
Fuckin hilarious! Best music video for a long time, prolly since the food rap or rock my world
Alymicy says:
Sweet music video guys, it was great! Well, call me old fashioned though, ‘cuz I kind of liked your sketches BEFORE the music videos (except ‘Food Rap’, ‘Don’t Dance’ and ‘The perfect Night’)
I love seeing your new work.
<3
QB says:
Conover is pretty great this in vid without even saying a word.
Yuki says:
Lotta songs lately, all amazing!
James says:
there are too many music videos we need more sketches like Boxcar
Ben says:
lol good video…but maybe throw in one of your regular skits…the music vidz are good, but mixing it up a little would be nice
Hazygoose says:
jesse!!!
any video with jesse in it has been one worth watching at least 10 times.
Gavin says:
I watched this, then went to work at my pizza place. I looked into our beer fridge and saw some nice frosty O’DIZZY, waitin there for me to pound down after work.
soce says:
The video is tight and the song itself is very catchy!
Ulysses S. Grant says:
I really felt that this video was a cautionary tale. People who abuse O’Doul’s are awesome.
Jubul says:
The beer costume!
Man, how long has it been?
Jesse–you complete my life.
jon says:
oh god i miss jesse
Dylan says:
I don’t know why people complain about your music videos. They are definitely some of your best work. You guys could very easily make it as musical comedy artists in the same vein as Flight of the Conchords.
Hunter says:
I love it guys.
The music videos are the best.
Jillian says:
Jesse! He’s awesome.
kel says:
question: why are you guys so fucking amazing?
just explain that to me and I believe all will be right with the world.
favorite line: muthafucka, don’t you touch my o’douls.
I literally almost fell out of my chair. this is hilarious.
kthxbye.
G-ray says:
You know, I understand that ridiculous premeses(?) are what make most of these sketches run, but for some reason this one just somehow doesn’t resonate with me. Don’t get me wrong, the video’s hilarious, but somewhere in the back of my mind I just can’t believe they wouldn’t notice that it’s non-alcoholic.
All the other completely redonkulous ideas fly with me though, so I don’t know o_O
sup says:
it wasn’t very funny (it had a couple moments) but I liked the song. Do “O’Doul’s” really exist?
Devin says:
G-ray, I think that part of the point is that there are a lot of people who pretend to be drunker than they are to seem cool. Y’know, the guys that walk around going “Oh my God I’m so wasted I can’t believe I drank that much.” when in fact they haven’t had much at all. I think the characters in this are ’sposed to be them.
Dashi says:
genius, as always
Suki says:
xDDDDDD I lol’d.
JESSE!!!!
Ben says:
phenomenal.
good beat, great lyrics and the typical flawless acting.
Joe says:
Nice one guys. I was happy to see the giant beer can return.
Olde English rhymes with Frog says:
nice girls with who I think is Jesse Novak
Melissa says:
Beautiful.
Alex says:
I demand to know where Jesse Novak got the vocoder from.
Funk_Master_Hip says:
A lot of rappers out there talking about Ace of Spades,
Yeah you drink that gold schlager,
We dun need none of that
there’s only one drink for us.
Everywhere I go,
I drink O’Doul’s
Cops don’t stop me because they know I’m so cool
when I drive past them I raise my can,
They just look confused because I’m the fucking man.
I get it everyday,
and I don’t need I.D. (please!)
Even as a kid they never caught it on me(?),
I buy so much Doul’s that I go into debt,
which means I have to buy more just to help me forget.
People always ask me if I like how the taste is,
I tell ‘em I don’t care,
I just love getting wasted.
Then they recommend that I read the label
But I’m so drunk, I just pee on the table!
You drink two fourties and you think you’re so tough,
Fucking down two kegs before I have to throw up.
Some say it’s foolish,
Some say it’s wreckless,
But every morning it’s an O’Doul’s breakfast.
When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.
Friday night on the prowl,
tearing up the city,
Need to find some girls and a lot of O’Dizzy.
We head up the club,
while we’re puffing on cloves
They got petroleum(?) and rock
but who wants those?
We got scared for a second that we couldn’t get drunk,
Then it hit me,
there’s O’Doul’s in the trunk!
Now we’re back with the brew and the parties on,
People see the Doul’s and they leave us alone.
I see this chick in the club
she had to be a model.
So I give her a look and I slipped her a bottle,
she started giving me shit,
she said it’s non-alcoholic.
Then bitch why do they sell it where the alcohol is?
You see I drink O.D. until I O.D.
and that has yet to happen which surprises me.
I guess it doesn’t matter ’cause we’re having fun
but why is it that eighty-eight Doul’s feel the same as one?
When I’m up in the club,
Or I’m down in the club,
You know where ever the club is
shorty be showing me love,
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
‘Cause I’m drinking O’Doul’s
Mother-fucker don’t you touch my O’Doul’s nooo.
Shawn says:
I love when they’re mouthing mid-chorus…
*points to label*
“No, that’s ALCOHOLIC, see?”
Julia says:
Jesse looks like Elvis Costello.
Chris says:
I get it…they’re not really drunk!!!!
Dashi says:
funk master, the lyric is “even as a kid they never carded me”…
good job on transcribing the entire song, though
Craig says:
That blond girl to the left of Jesse is ridiculously attractive! My god!
clark says:
hahaha when i first watched this i had never heard of o douls
but later i like saw it somewhere and i thought of this video and i was cracking up
Shannon says:
“O-dizzy” :)
Brilliant!
Chris says:
heeey
onyx says:
o’douls is one my favorite! its catchy! i cant but watch it over and over! “But im so drunk i just pee on the table!” lol
Chris says:
well done guys, hysterical
Chris says:
see i drink OD until i OD which still has yet to happen which suprises me.
woods says:
I like the song, not really funny but entertaining nonetheless
Angus says:
So, I am currently 20 and 51/52nds years old, and, inspired by this sketch, i decided to try to buy some O’Doul’s at the grocery store this morning. The cashier had to ask her supervisor if it was ok, and it turned out they’re not allowed to sell it to me. So I’m not sure if Caleb has his facts straight when he says that even as a kid they never carded him. Or that might just be Connecticut’s twisted liquor laws. Other than that, this sketch is amazing, and I have resolved to drink some O’Doul’s before I turn 21.
Shannon says:
I’ve watched this a thousand times and I JUST realised that David’s hat still has its tag on. Which made me laugh even more.
go me.
Steve says:
it’s
“We head up the club,
while we’re puffing on cloves
They got Patron and Ciroc
but who wants those?”
Sabrina says:
Novak’s a pimp.
209 Forevah Bi&tch says:
What pussies. Drink a forty. Stockton Mutha****ka
Jessie says:
Ahaha this was great. David and Caleb were hilarious, Adam’s in a tux, and Jesse with a vocoder…sweet!
That Guy says:
I remember getting so wasted on O’Douls that I can’t remember most of my 7th grade bros.
I Wanna Dual says:
This video contains much glory
That Guy says:
I like how Adam is playing the square Farnsworth Bentley character. LOL
Molly says:
This video is rad. Awesome production!
Freshman year at Bard my roommate and I bought some alcohol-free wine (“Fre”) and scratched off the part on the label that said it was alcohol-free. Our plan was to get our dorm-mates to drink it and get ‘drunk’, thinking it was real wine. Man we were clever.
Fan #543668631 says:
After learning it was none-alcoholic in the song the rest of the video was even funnier. It made watching the video a second time even funnier, understanding why Raph has that hilarious confused look on his face as the cop.
justin says:
funniest shit i’ve ever seen
DJC says:
HAHA another amazing video! I hope O’Douls picks up on this! I want to see this video on TV!!! Only rap song i’ll ever listen to!
diana says:
i absolutely adore this video. haha
Xavier says:
just TMTH!!!LOL ^^
lucsa says:
lol who produced the song? it’s pro work
olde english 1# fan says:
i dont get what is up with the
first comment thing. but i
have seen every single olde
english video.
olde english 1# fan says:
i love this video but
its not the best. i cant
wait till 2009 videos!
olde english 1# fan says:
i ment 2010 videos
olde english 1# fan says:
no 2009,sorry
Marcus says:
You so dope boy fresh!
MJ says:
You still have to be 21 to buy O’Doul’s.
YoYoWrappa says:
Fukin, Yeah!
Now I’m down #1 olde englishe fan, yeah: Fukin, yeah!
Waass up wit dat O Dools, anyway? fucks me up, man.
I sed FUCKS ME UP!
gotta Love Olde English!
YoYoWrappa says:
Fukin, Yeah!
Now I’m down #1 olde englishe fan, yeah: Fukin, yeah!
Waass up wit dat O Dools, anyway? fucks me up, man.
I sed FUCKS ME UP!
gotta Love Olde English!
Melissa says:
Hahaha, I have Windows 7 so as I watched this amazing video, I pulled up another window on the side and googled O’Doul’s. I got some pretty funny results. Rock on :)
Zargart says:
To Melissa, HA windows 7, you can pull up another window on almost any mac.
Anyway nice video OE
akram u akram says:
TOTALLY CRAZY IS THE BEST VIDEO EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Regi Jetreck says:
Very good song, would make an exolent ringtone.
cseamunchkin says:
PS3 FTL I can’t see these vids on here!!