Pizza Delivery
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August 23rd, 2006 at 9:54 am
Sweet! First reply!
Lol, dat was funny!
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:58 am
It better be the first reply, Mike — you got that in literally two minutes after I was finished uploading it!
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:08 am
THAT WAS POPPIN FLY MAYNE!
FREE TONY YAYO!
PAYCE!
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:48 am
What was up with Raizins arm when he Shot David? O_o
Good Sketch though!
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:16 am
“Android, are you fucking serious?” hahahahahah
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:18 am
Ha! That was *great*!
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:27 am
why not one that makes a good pizza? a civilization that just makes good all around pizza?
course, then we wouldnt have this sketch and its comedy. funny stuff.
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
though his credit isn’t up there just yet, I want to give a huge thanks to Chioke Nassor for filming this sucker! Check him out at chiokenassor.com!
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
That was great! My favorite line: “Android, are you fucking serious?”
I laughed so loud I scared my dog.
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:47 am
We don’t have a sun anymore!
Shouldn’t the androids have ceased to exist after Raizin shot Dave and Caleb?
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:06 pm
An act of god kept them there possibly? NO! No god doesnt exist as far as science tells me!!…It must of been a delayed reaction or somthing giving the raizindroids some time to at least sit down watch the first few seconds of the show…THEN they no longer exist!…i guess?
August 23rd, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Are those the same glasses on Raizin from Jon’s Dream Sketch?
August 23rd, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Very Bill and Tedish! Absolutely brilliant, had everything, androids, time travel, hours of pointless television, and pizza without mushooms!
August 23rd, 2006 at 2:40 pm
h3lix-
That’s what I said. Adam cares not for the logic of time travel.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:14 pm
4 - The answer is that I was not allowed to play with guns when I was a child, so I do not know how to convincingly act like I’m shooting someone. I hope you’re happy, Mom and Dad. You’ve ruined my acting career.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:55 pm
this is awesome because i have that same chair and that same cell phone. also, is raizin’s elbow double jointed or something?
August 23rd, 2006 at 6:24 pm
After editing this sketch, and seeing take after take of that same shot, I think I can safely say that yes, Raizin’s elbow is double-jointed.
August 23rd, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Hilarious sketch, and nice job putting using Battlestar Galactica as the show.
August 23rd, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Its possible the androids still existed because they might intended to stay and intend to do everything dave said so they are able to delivery pizza to themselves how every many years earlier. So whenever one shows up the other one disappears so one will continue to come for all eternity, so will exist only because there is always one there to deliver a pizza to itself.
Anyway, great sketch
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Man, you guys need a new prop gun.
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:23 pm
I’ll do numbers some other time… but I have a specific question. When David says, “Aww Sh*t.”… is it dubbed? Because his mouth says something like… “Shoot” or “Shout” or something like that.
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:47 pm
J-Man I was gonna say the same thing!
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:10 pm
Have you kids seen Sockbaby? The android sound effects reminded me of it. It’s an odd little story about a sock that’s like a Jesus-sock for the sockpeople. Or something. The important thing here is that it was written and directed by Doug TenNapel, creator of Earthworm Jim.
Check it: http://www.sockbaby.com/
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:26 pm
It seems to me like comments keep appearing before other comments. Like if I posted something at 10:00 (EST) and someone else posted something at 9:01 (CST which is actually a minute later) it would appear before mine. Is it just me?
August 24th, 2006 at 12:23 am
No, you’re right, that happens. Comments have to be approved (or else we’d be spammed to oblivion), so it has to do with whether people have been approved before or not. If we approve comments, they show up for the time they were posted, not the time we approved them, and sometimes that’s earlier than comments that were approved automatically. What a boring explanation.
August 24th, 2006 at 1:39 am
Ben, ur explanation would have been far better had it included androids, pizza, and time travel like this sketch. As for the android continuity stuff, would it matter at all because androids don’t need light or heat to live (my version of raizinandroids anyways). So they could harvest the last quarter of the sun, and have plenty of time to travel back in time to david and caleb’s present period before all the energy needed to power them in the world ran out. And once in david and caleb’s time, there’s still a sun so who cares. But they probably should cease to exist when they kill david and caleb, who founded their societies. Must have been tough work to found civilizations, i’m surprised they had the follow through.
August 24th, 2006 at 3:14 am
J-Man — funny, Dave asked the same question when I showed him an early cut of this. Oddly enough, no, that audio isn’t over-dubbed at all — that is the actual audio of Dave saying “Oh shit” in that take. As a result, any disconnect between Dave’s mouth and his words in the video is entirely the result of a corresponding disconnect in real life. Sorry, Dave, but your mouth is screwed up.
August 24th, 2006 at 3:58 am
Time travel is always awesome.
August 24th, 2006 at 4:32 am
I miss Davids sorta beard thing.
August 24th, 2006 at 4:39 am
“Man, you guys need a new prop gun.”
yeah! come on!
I believe it was first used in the lost video camera sketch, from which I made a crass, animated GIF of Dave groping himself.
August 24th, 2006 at 8:41 am
The thing with time travel. The robots wouldnt cease to exist because they are already there before they two were shot. if they were to attempt to go back to the time they came from, then they would cease to exist. it is simply my theory. Time travel is just one of those things, though.
August 24th, 2006 at 9:05 am
I hope Battlestar Galatica doesn’t steal this sketch for an episode. Although Edward James Olmos would rock as Dave.
August 24th, 2006 at 9:08 am
lol…
futurama’d (no anchovies)
August 24th, 2006 at 11:08 am
“Android, hand me the phone and go back to your anchoviless future.”
August 24th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
The android would cease to exist after stepping out of the portal… After the android stepped out of the portal Dave no longer needed to intend to make a civilization since he knew he had already achieved such civilization in the future and ultimately achieved his goal of getting a pizza. Also He couldnt have created the future civilization if he hadnt eaten in the 365 hours so he would either die…Or go out and get food eliminating the need to make the android in the future. But I suppose even after he ate then he could still intend to make the civilization to go back in time before he got of his ass and missed the episodes so he wouldnt have to miss them. There is ways to prove this wrong aswell but I’m just pointing out another pointless possibility since everyone else is doing it. :)
August 24th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Oh yea. FUNNY SHIT! One of the best.
August 24th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Dude…
Raizin’s arm is… messed up.
When he starts to aim the gun look at it… it’s bending in funny ways.
August 24th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
man that was actually battlestar gallactica playing in the backround right?
August 24th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Nice catch Dan (and others earlier) — I am, in fact, a huge Battlestar Galactica geek. I actually can’t wait for the summer to end, because that means the new season will be just a month away!
August 25th, 2006 at 10:05 am
hey that didn’t make any sense that the androids were there after david and caleb were killed lol and raizins arms weird lol
also in gym class why did they get killed when they pointed at each other and why did it make a gun shot sound lol thats crazy lol great sketch imho btw
August 25th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Tougi — I fear that what I assume is your sarcastic tone will be lost on your audience.
August 27th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
If they ordered 4 pizzas wheres the 4th robot at the end?
August 27th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
This kind of stuff blows away almost everything else on the Internet right now. You guys are great.
August 27th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
maybe its better to just say time travel is off-limits to people. Only the androids would understand.
August 28th, 2006 at 5:03 am
quite enjoyed this one.
August 28th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Oct. 6 Adam… Oct. 6
Great video!
August 28th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
Chill… Just found another future civilization!
August 30th, 2006 at 11:20 am
they should have just “ordered” chinese food…
September 1st, 2006 at 3:05 am
My definate fav this one was a classic.
September 3rd, 2006 at 10:28 am
“you ordered fours pizzas, we dont have a sun anymore!” i loove this video
September 3rd, 2006 at 6:08 pm
wait, if it destroyed the sun, the android would still have a pizza. He said there wasnt a pizza, so therefore there still is a sun. a tiny sun, but still a sun.
September 20th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
wouldn’t they be mycologists is they worked with mushrooms? :D
September 20th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
**”IF” not “is”!! : /
September 20th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Intoxiphilia — brilliant! i was waiting for someone to notice that! That is, in fact, the REAL fallacy in the sketch.
September 30th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
poop (i mea
October 3rd, 2006 at 9:35 pm
Hey, my elbows do the same thing Raizin’s do. Weird arms unite!
October 8th, 2006 at 9:51 am
I have no idea how I missed this video earlier.
Great way to start my day, although for some reason I tried the same routine but no androids have shown up to clean my house.
October 8th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
xDDDDDDDD
“I like this show!”
October 16th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
It doesn’t have to make sense to be funny as hell.
By the way, some guy recovered this video from space and thought me up in the future, and the sole purpose of my existance was to travel back in time to post this message.
October 27th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
A temporal loop could have been formed, in which the androids fill the void left by Dave and Caleb to essentially create their own civilizations. Of course, Dave and Caleb could have saved themselves if they had though to create a fifth civilization to prevent the success of the other four, although that would screw up the future even more by creating massive wars…whether or not that is better than not having a sun is yet to be determined.
November 1st, 2006 at 2:01 pm
raizin has really wierdly bent elbows…
November 1st, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Hilarious. XD
I like the part where they’re talking about how the sun is gone… XD
November 2nd, 2006 at 10:11 pm
OKAY totally random but waaaaaaay back in these comments they talk of David being meaner when he has no facial hair… well it is completely opposite for my science teacher. We had a reeeeeally long conversation in class about how he was meaner when he had facial hair and then we named his beard Obi Wan Kenobi but Obi for short we were being random and stupid but anyways I just wanted to share my little story there…BYE
November 4th, 2006 at 6:18 am
Hee hee, great movie. I liked Battlestar Galactica playing in the background.
November 12th, 2006 at 3:16 am
It’s not Raizin, you dolts. The android was obviously constructed to compensate for the pistol’s recoil more efficiently. When he fires, his arm and shoulder assembly are pushed straight back, the gun doesn’t “jump” up forcing him to re-aim. You people clearly have no concept of android design methodology. No human arm can do that.
November 20th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
Yeah, the andriods and the pizza and the time travel was cool, but the funniest bit for me is the bit at the beginning where Caleb and Dave growled at each other before they started watching. I’m just easily amused…
December 21st, 2006 at 1:12 am
I like this show too.
January 18th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Adam, can I just say, frak this was funny.
January 20th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
All the time travel in this sketch works, as far as I’m concerned. The androids, after going back in time, would instantly be placed in a parallel dimension (trousers of time theory) that they would be free to do whatever they wanted to do in. By killing Caleb and Dave, the androids create a parallel universe (one where Caleb and Dave are dead.) In this universe, Dave doesn’t create the civilization he did in the previous universe, BUT because the androids are already there, they can still exist, because they are in a universe where D & C don’t exist AND there are four androids transported from an alternate reality.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
umm, why were there 4 androids, but at the end only 3 start watching the tv?
February 3rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Oh no now their gonna miss their tv show. Well done android!
February 24th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Fuckin’ A!!! Lol,that was great,loved the andriod pizza guy!! You guys are awesome,and i’m sorry,but i’m horrible with names,so I can’t actaully point at pizza guy and say’Look,there’s so-and-so!!!”,but w/e. Love you guys! Keep up the good work!! ^^b
March 6th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Raizin has a double-jointed right elbow. That’s pretty cool.
May 9th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
LOL nice, i notice what was playing on the tv was the promo for mthe pilot of the show “heroes” nice sketch
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
What’s up with Raizin’s elbow?
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 am
My God….. This is so funny. I couldn’t stop laughing until it stopped. I was laughing so much that I couldn’t breath. These guys are great. ahhh……
February 26th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
whats with raizins arm when hes aiming at them in the end?