Steven the Vegan
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October 5th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Another favorite! Ben is freaking awesome.
October 8th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
“What the fuck is this?! I DO NOT EAT HAM!!!” *Smash smash smash*
xDDDD
October 9th, 2006 at 7:21 am
New meaning to the phrase “Your own worst enemy”
Heh. This is one of my favs.
October 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 am
I love it. He gets so pissed at himself. “So we have a lot honey subti-wait, why cant we use honey?” Haha!
November 1st, 2006 at 6:33 pm
ben looks like a muppet.. he kinda sounds like one too… i love it
November 5th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
now that is funny good job olde english! make more with ben in it
or make a sequel of steven the vegan where he gos to rehab
November 14th, 2006 at 12:33 am
Whatt if while the monkey was making your sandwich, he died?
What if the person was a “vegatable”?
hahahha priceless
November 21st, 2006 at 6:07 pm
What if the monket was dreesed as a sandwich? And then he shot a turnip. Would you be angry at the monkeywich for killing one of your bretheren?
November 21st, 2006 at 6:07 pm
monket=monkey
November 21st, 2006 at 6:08 pm
dreesed=dressed
November 23rd, 2006 at 1:33 am
vegan pride!!!
“NEXT…..QUESTION”
steven needs help. and new plates….
truly amazing.
November 24th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
lol human milk
December 7th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Still one of my all-time favorites
December 18th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
I just want to say that my friends and I have loved this video for about two years not (is it that old at least?) or even longer and we quote it all the time! Also, we love your other videos….rather, Molly and I are OBSESSED with them and we quote them as often as possible at school, therefore making a new inside joke within our group of friends! Keep it up guys!
December 19th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Adam, you freaking rock my socks!
December 21st, 2006 at 10:49 pm
what if it was human milk?
December 29th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
man i love these. i think my family is getting sick of them though…they say i over-play them. is that even possible?
January 5th, 2007 at 2:53 am
this is the first thingy i have seen by this site, and it’s frikin’ amazing! and steven is hot…. i like vegans…. MOO!
January 10th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Damn, the ending was funny.
January 11th, 2007 at 4:03 am
This looks to have been a cathartic sketch to do. Damn you guys come up with some clever ideas.
January 30th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
A wicked awesome ending
January 30th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
That was a trademark scream
February 28th, 2007 at 1:08 am
HAHAHAH ,
“what if the monkey died ???”
LOL , nicely done !!!
March 31st, 2007 at 2:08 pm
OMG best damn video ever so funny!
Good job guys!
But i really want to find that video thats like: Hello? F***!
Help me anyone? I searched itunes but no avail
April 30th, 2007 at 4:30 am
Ummm #15, Allyson
“Adam, you freaking rock my socks!”
I agree Adam is a funny guy, but that was Ben in this video…
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
How do you think of this shit?! :)
June 9th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
This clip + Ben= Awesome, man!!! I love this sketch
August 11th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Vegans acutally get asked many of these questions almost on a daily basis. Eating meat must take away quite a few IQ points.
August 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Ha ha ha, ah man, Stan. As a vegan I have been asked almost everyone of those questions with the biggest one being left out, “How do you get enough protein?” This video and the pig one on Bizarro dot com is totally cool!
September 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
What if a monkey made you a sandwich? would you eat it then?
November 1st, 2007 at 7:55 pm
That’s what I call argueing with yourself. lol.
November 7th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Awesome video! I get asked almost all of those questions all the time! I’ve even been asked about human milk haha…
November 8th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
this is one of the best skits u guys have ever done. easily the funniest. my sister and i quote it all the time.
December 29th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I am like in love with this video! Oh, I was wondering if he actually smashed the plates at the end or if it was just sound effects…?
December 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Oh, and has anyne said to any of you, “well there’s just one egg in it”?
April 6th, 2008 at 6:18 am
I want to see more Steven the Vegan! Make a whole series about him, he’s adorable!
April 18th, 2008 at 11:47 am
let me just say, MORE Steven! That was great!
May 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Steven has problems. Seriously, he should get help!!
(hahahahaha, just kidding. Ben is an amazing actor in this one!)
;D
May 9th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I wonder what happens after the commercial break…?