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Your Mom says:
Another favorite! Ben is freaking awesome.
Roth says:
“What the fuck is this?! I DO NOT EAT HAM!!!” *Smash smash smash*
xDDDD
Beej says:
New meaning to the phrase “Your own worst enemy”
Heh. This is one of my favs.
sergeant nate says:
I love it. He gets so pissed at himself. “So we have a lot honey subti-wait, why cant we use honey?” Haha!
Allison says:
ben looks like a muppet.. he kinda sounds like one too… i love it
M.O kinder says:
now that is funny good job olde english! make more with ben in it
or make a sequel of steven the vegan where he gos to rehab
Katie! says:
Whatt if while the monkey was making your sandwich, he died?
What if the person was a “vegatable”?
hahahha priceless
Max.... yes I have a dogs name says:
What if the monket was dreesed as a sandwich? And then he shot a turnip. Would you be angry at the monkeywich for killing one of your bretheren?
Max.... yes I have a dogs name says:
monket=monkey
Max.... yes I have a dogs name says:
dreesed=dressed
alaka-SAM! says:
vegan pride!!!
“NEXT…..QUESTION”
steven needs help. and new plates….
truly amazing.
triha says:
lol human milk
Ria says:
Still one of my all-time favorites
Mary says:
I just want to say that my friends and I have loved this video for about two years not (is it that old at least?) or even longer and we quote it all the time! Also, we love your other videos….rather, Molly and I are OBSESSED with them and we quote them as often as possible at school, therefore making a new inside joke within our group of friends! Keep it up guys!
Allyson says:
Adam, you freaking rock my socks!
Conor says:
what if it was human milk?
Emmit says:
man i love these. i think my family is getting sick of them though…they say i over-play them. is that even possible?
dahnny osmmecy says:
this is the first thingy i have seen by this site, and it’s frikin’ amazing! and steven is hot…. i like vegans…. MOO!
Matt says:
Damn, the ending was funny.
Tara says:
This looks to have been a cathartic sketch to do. Damn you guys come up with some clever ideas.
GlenGlingo9 says:
A wicked awesome ending
GlenGlingo9 says:
That was a trademark scream
emily says:
HAHAHAH ,
“what if the monkey died ???”
LOL , nicely done !!!
Tiff says:
OMG best damn video ever so funny!
Good job guys!
But i really want to find that video thats like: Hello? F***!
Help me anyone? I searched itunes but no avail
Geddy says:
Ummm #15, Allyson
“Adam, you freaking rock my socks!”
I agree Adam is a funny guy, but that was Ben in this video…
B Lane says:
How do you think of this shit?! :)
Alymicy says:
This clip + Ben= Awesome, man!!! I love this sketch
Stan says:
Vegans acutally get asked many of these questions almost on a daily basis. Eating meat must take away quite a few IQ points.
trent says:
Ha ha ha, ah man, Stan. As a vegan I have been asked almost everyone of those questions with the biggest one being left out, “How do you get enough protein?” This video and the pig one on Bizarro dot com is totally cool!
The sandwich making monkey says:
What if a monkey made you a sandwich? would you eat it then?
Bob the Vegan Slayer says:
That’s what I call argueing with yourself. lol.
John says:
Awesome video! I get asked almost all of those questions all the time! I’ve even been asked about human milk haha…
DragonSam says:
this is one of the best skits u guys have ever done. easily the funniest. my sister and i quote it all the time.
Heather says:
I am like in love with this video! Oh, I was wondering if he actually smashed the plates at the end or if it was just sound effects…?
Heather says:
Oh, and has anyne said to any of you, “well there’s just one egg in it”?
Carrie says:
I want to see more Steven the Vegan! Make a whole series about him, he’s adorable!
Richard says:
let me just say, MORE Steven! That was great!
Alymicy says:
Steven has problems. Seriously, he should get help!!
(hahahahaha, just kidding. Ben is an amazing actor in this one!)
;D
Alymicy says:
I wonder what happens after the commercial break…?
Carlyn says:
i used to love this sketch years ago and now, having become a vegan and maintained a state of veganism for some time now, i can appreciate it even more.
i’d say the most common question i get is “so, do you consider sperm living creatures?”
dispicable.
Gina says:
HAH! never saw this one before surprisingly enough. made me lol big time.
max says:
what if the human was a vegetable?
LOL so funny
Lisa says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t stop watching it!! Damn it!!!!
Raccoon says:
LOL, just great! I only wish you extrapolated on the ‘honey’ bit. This is what makes Veganism truly insane.
“If it comes from animals, I don’t eat it. Honey comes from bees and bees are animals. Bee farmers exploit the honey bee and steal all their food.” … but lets go further … “Organic fruits, vegetables, berries and herbs come from organic farmers who employ the honey bee farmer to pollinate their crop. If organic fruits, vegetables, berries and herbs are made by enslaved bees, then I don’t eat them.”
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Tony says:
Poor Steven the Vegan.
Tombolicius says:
Y’know…the problem with Vegans is that they eat fruit. And plants kinda only produce fruit with the help of animals. So in a long-winded kinda way, fruit comes from an animal. =D
Good sketch though.
Youllforgetit says:
I can totally relate to this… I’m a vegeterian and people always ask me if I eat chicken or fish. ‘…NO! I’m a VEGETERIAN!’ XD
Chad says:
HAHAHAHAHAH you guys got pwned on youtube XD
Sanmann says:
@ Tombolicius:
Heard abaut wind-pollination??
I can remember when I asked for brussels sprouds without meat – and got them with bacon – this guy told me, that this isn´t meat – noooooooo, it´s made of oil or corn, isn´t it???
Baku-chan says:
Further proof that most vegans are insane *looks at PETA*
@ Youllforgetit: There are some types of vegetarianism that do include certain kinds of meat. My friend is a vegetarian, but she still eats turkey, eggs, and other animal products and a few meats. If you don’t eat meat or animal products at all, that’s veganism.
Glen says:
Is Ben arguing with himself?
Glen says:
Ben’s arguing with himself
Alice says:
@ Baku-chan. What the? If your friend eats ANY meat (your example was turkey), they are NOT vegetarian. That’s the point.
Me says:
The first OE sketch I ever saw. Back then, I didn’t know anyone’s name. Now I’ve seen all the sketches and can recognize and identify all the actors. And I must say… I love you all.
. says:
Baku-chan, you’re a dumb ass. Vegetarians don’t eat anything from the animal kingdom.
AshliT says:
NEXT QUESTION! LOL I loved this video! When my friend showed it to me, I laughed so hard I could barely breathe!!
Trish says:
@ Baku-Chan (presuming you are not just a troll and taking the piss) – Most members of Peta are not vegan or even vegetarian.
Your friend is not a vegetarian. You and your friend may have contracted mad cow disease or some other brain disease from eating meat. I have no other explanation except that you are both extremely stupid.
A vegan does not eat any animal products including meat, dairy, eggs and HONEY!!! lol
Marrisa says:
the greatness of the video is that this video was hilarious before i was a vegan, and is even better now that i am
poop says:
Raccoon is an idiot.
Sam Bass says:
Dear Olde English,
As a vegan of 10 years, I find this extremely funny and relate to the main character. My friend, who is a hunter of more years than that (much to my chagrin…o well), also finds it extremely funny (of course I am glad that he too enjoys the short film). This is great, you make it funny for people who are vegan, vegetarian, omnivorous, nearly-carnivorous – whatever a person’s diet is or feelings about animals are, I’m certain this sketch will make him or her smile. Thank you for your contributions to humans (namely helping humans smile and laugh…and in my personal case it helped my mentioned friend and I find some much-needed common ground. We had been arguing. Now we’ve a truce).
Sincerely,
Sam