The Food Rap
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October 5th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
what the fuck? the shit got stuck! we’re hungrier than hippos and we lost a buck!! lmao! so great
October 5th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
funnny ass shit.
but what do you guys say at the part “well if thats a crime you can throw me in jail just __________ & cheetos by mail.”
October 6th, 2006 at 10:34 am
“remember to be sendin’ me some”
October 7th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
I think this is honestly the best sketch you guys have ever done.
EVER
October 8th, 2006 at 2:04 am
Heh, I’ve memorized this whole thing and sang along with it any number of times. I’m not wierd, I just love it that much
…Ok, so maybe I’m a little wierd.
(Favorite sketch ever)
October 8th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
there’s a party in my tummy and you’re all invited
haa haa i lovee this one
October 8th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
You guys should have a record deal
October 8th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Wait, why are they out of everything when they clearly are almost compleatly stocked with drinks near the counter.
October 9th, 2006 at 6:05 am
you kick ass at rapping and this songs going on my mp3 player(along with your other mp3’s and most of your guy’s videos)
October 11th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
i have watched this for like 2 years and i know every word to it. its amazing. you guys rock my world, until the end of time
October 12th, 2006 at 3:11 am
who explodes when they get hungry? yeah, thats what makes it funny.
Jesse is the bomb. More jesse skits. i demand it.
Roth, shutthefuckup “to the max”
October 19th, 2006 at 12:10 am
Why? @_@ I’m hurt by your comments.
October 19th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
hey, does anyone have lyrics for the song?
In other news, Awsome sketch “Can i get a- NO, How about a- NO”
October 20th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
kingston bridge?
by that do you mean kingston - rhinecliff bridge??
i actually drove over that bridgea couple days ago
October 21st, 2006 at 3:25 am
I SAW THIS!!!
October 22nd, 2006 at 10:46 am
I love the “Hummus-on-a-” “NO”.
Laugh out loud every time I see that.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:22 am
Ok. This has made me a believer. This is my first time to this site and that video was hilarious. Such a funny concept. A twin suicide over hunger…delicious.
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:24 am
Fuck the mp3, I want the mp4
October 28th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
man if i had a dollar for everytime i commited suicide cuz i was hungry id be rich
November 3rd, 2006 at 6:56 pm
I want to put this song on my ipod
November 17th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Every time I watch this my love for David grows…then I watch The Parks Department and it grows more…then all the other sketches he’s in and…yeah.
David rules. The end.
November 20th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
This is ur best skit EVER!!!!!
November 21st, 2006 at 6:31 pm
I noticed the Pi sign at the bottom right hand corner of the home page. Please send me a hoody. also who did that rap? It really sucks compared to yours.
Also could the hoody say on the back: Burn Bruce! I told you! You should have kept going to http://www.oldenglish.org. Now I got this free Hoody! In Your Face!
Send me your e-mail and I’ll give you my address.
No this is not a trick to get your e-mail.
I’m just kidding. I know you guys wouldnt take the time out of your incredibly busy lives just to waist your money on a hoody for some crazy fan.
But still it would be halarious!
November 21st, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Jesse said my name!!!
November 28th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
OMFG!That is one of my favourites. I like the part with the vending machine. lol
December 9th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Aww. Mom = yay
December 14th, 2006 at 2:33 am
anyone else notice SNL completely ripped this sketch?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9188638891997977375&q=snl+rap
THE BITCHES MUST PAY.
December 16th, 2006 at 2:50 am
umm what is that giant audience doing at the end.? did u ust ask a crapload of people to wait in there?
December 18th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
so fuking cool!
December 20th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
sorry kids that guy jacked us clean he had like 5 burgers
December 24th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Yo Alex
its “just remember be sendin me sum cheetos by mail”
btw.. LOVE IT
January 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Dan. I noticed.
January 16th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
wow this is hilarious and def i nitely deserves a CHEA!!
January 18th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
best one you guys have ever done
January 26th, 2007 at 3:26 am
I remember the first time I came to this site and this was a new video. Great then and now.
January 26th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
lmao this thing is so fucked!!!!
February 1st, 2007 at 4:32 pm
This is better than I thought it be!!
February 1st, 2007 at 4:34 pm
This is Awesome!!!!!!!! And it looks like Jesse really isnt a nerd when i look at him
February 1st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
it looks like Jesse really isnt a nerd when i look at him
February 5th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Where was this filmed? I could have sworn that the “do you have-NO” part was in the hub at Purchase, then Dave’s line about studying film. Just curious.
February 20th, 2007 at 2:34 am
lol the thing that i could never figure out was how you expected to buy stuff from the yourselves downstairs when you only had a doller in the first place :P what could you buy from them with that.
February 21st, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Woot!!!! Best viedo EVER!!!!!
*dont let Ben know about suicide attempt becuse of outstanding hunger*
February 27th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
This is good, but it kind of freaks me out as well…
Ah what the heck, everything you do freaks me out. =)
March 8th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Dont use damn snacki machine come 2 yhe party
March 8th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
This makes Steven speiberg look bad its so fuckin good
March 10th, 2007 at 5:10 am
Yeah, he was referring to the Kingston-Rhinecliff bridge. The cafe is ‘Down the Road’ cafe at Bard College. This and all the other old sketches were filmed at Bard. I remember being in that audience! You guys should come back here to do a show, we miss you.
March 13th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Dude is that MCC yo. Really cool.
March 16th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Wow this song is awsome more than funny. Comite suicide. lol
March 17th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
just remember to be sendin me some cheetos by mail :)
March 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
This is my favorite sketch of all time!
March 20th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
rofl… my only question is how many times they had to try and make the stuff get stuck in the snack machine. Ive only ever had that happen once to me.
March 24th, 2007 at 10:15 am
they paused the video so it looked like it stopped
March 26th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
@Diane - I’m pretty sure they didn’t wait for one to get stuck. They most likely just filmed it once, and just stopped it in post.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
ahaha you guys are flippin amazing, i love it. “theres a party in my tummy and your all invited !”
another amazing video by olde englishh :]
April 10th, 2007 at 10:53 am
So did the other guy go kill himself?
April 16th, 2007 at 7:53 am
genius!
April 16th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Sunchips, Funyuns, BBQ Fritos, Tostitos with a hint of lime…
f’serious. those are all my favorite snack foods. F’SERIOUS
April 18th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
DAAAAMNNNN
April 21st, 2007 at 12:55 pm
can u guys tell me how i could possibly get a kareoke version of that song so that i could try singing it without the words playing
May 17th, 2007 at 7:21 am
that was well sick bruv innit. i was bear happy lisnin 2 dat. peace out yo
May 27th, 2007 at 10:05 am
does ben really have a twin?
June 9th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Fantastic I love the mom at the end. She seems to be one of those rare cool moms.
June 11th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
OMFG. LAWL.
I love these guys. You guys rock =]
DUDE.
Man.
Man.
DUDE.
=D
Can I getta-
No.
xD
July 7th, 2007 at 3:32 am
…but..but Dave didn’t eat… did he die of starvation?
Amazing. Best rap song ever.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
HAHAHAHA
November 7th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
sickkk!
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:31 pm
“so what’cha studying?”
“um…film”
“do you like it?”
“…yea, its cool”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:17 am
“you guys rock, i suggest taking this to the next level…”
January 5th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
i know you probably never ever check this
but i hope you will
because i would like to know if there is any other way of downloading this and “rock my world” without the quicktime 7
because i am in love with these songs
and i would really appreciate the help to get them onto my ipod
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 am
Felt like making responses a round number. Me and all my friends think this is the greatest video on the web!
February 1st, 2008 at 1:54 am
Don’t worry, Dave probably found some old M&Ms down in the seat of the car…
February 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
“humus on a…” WHO EATS HUMUS?
March 15th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I EAT HUMMUS. it is delicious.
this is the first OE sketch I saw and it’s probably my favorite (though there’s certainly a lot of competition). do more raps! you know you want to.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Down the Road has the best red pepper hummus… ever.
I would cry many tears if they didn’t have it for my sammich.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Sweet, no wonder this is one of your many timeless classics. Lol they’re commiting suicide ‘cuz they’re hungry!!
Ps: Is “Down the road” a name of a resteraunt? ‘Cuz I’ve never heard of it….unless it’s in New York, of course. ;D
May 16th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
You guys are hilarious. I think you should release the beat for that song, its hella funkified.