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August 17th, 2006 at 1:56 am
What is UP with me and first comments?
Anyhow, $5 a slap is a BARGAIN! Ahaha, brilliant sketch, as usual.
August 17th, 2006 at 1:57 am
Wow, it’s funny how some people are this stupid in real life >
August 17th, 2006 at 1:59 am
Haha, goddamn… You guys kick ass.
August 17th, 2006 at 3:04 am
$1000 or a shirt, I think he made the right choice, i mean it had buttons and everything
August 17th, 2006 at 3:12 am
ahhaha what a funny sketch.
he charged him 5 dollars a slap, and paid 200 for pizza hut.
Brilliant sketch.
August 17th, 2006 at 3:12 am
Also, Dave is a grreatt actor.
August 17th, 2006 at 4:56 am
The ROFL-copter just crashed in my mouth.
August 17th, 2006 at 8:24 am
What the hell is that?!?
Oh, that’s a bush!
Ha ha ha! Sucker!
Amazing sketch, guys.
August 17th, 2006 at 9:51 am
great stuff, im having such a good day. good exam results,got accepted in university, great sketch, opened a new bank account whihc means im getting a free mp4 player, and im going out later to meet my mates. wooo
August 17th, 2006 at 10:05 am
You guyyyys.
August 17th, 2006 at 11:23 am
What’s with Adam doing a bunch of stuff shirtless? Trying to show off his smokin’ body?
August 17th, 2006 at 11:37 am
This pleases me cause i hate tourists…
August 17th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Olde English is hilarious! I love the new web format! I have been watching the daily sketches and I think it’s great that you have been pushing yourselves like this! This sketch is awesome and makes fun of real-life idiot tourists. My favorite parts are “Yeah… sure, all of ‘em are,” “In New York, we call them bushes,” “Well my cousin’s name is Alex” and “You know I’m charging you 5 dollars a slap, right?” I also love the Violent Femmes playing in the background, or is it Gnarls Barkley? Keep up the great job!
August 17th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
So… this is the sketch you were going to do on Pokemon Day, right? Either that, or you guys just wear the same shirts all the time… Either way, I love Olde English, keep up the awesome job!
August 17th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Wow. I’ve watched you guys for a long time (since Gym Class was new) and it just gets better and better. The ending was the twist of the century. Better then any M. Night Shamilah stuff.
August 17th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
‘course, i am a fan of him.
August 17th, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Gnarles Barkley w00t
August 17th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Great job as usual. Keep up the great work.
And ‘Jurassic Clark,’ I think I know who you are. I only think though.
August 17th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Adam Conover is the sexiest man alive.
August 17th, 2006 at 6:50 pm
1. Dave’s perfect acting, filled out beard, and his hilarious slaps, plus the double slap, make this skit perfect!
2. I love NEW YORK! NEW YORK BUSHES, NEW YORK PEE!!! The grocery store, was it a CVS?
3. Adam’s body… need I say more?
4. David’s character would rather have a tourist’s shirt than $1,000 from the tourist, HAHAHAH!
5. PERFECT SKETCH!
August 17th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
“i wish i still had my camera.”
lol, wow, i loved it guys.
love,
stew
August 17th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
WHY IS IT PURPLE
August 17th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Haha, so funny and so true. 5 dollars a slap…
August 17th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Wait a minute…ROFL-copter? Do I smell 4-chan?
August 17th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
well adam, you’ll always have your pants
hopefully
ya’ll are amazing
August 18th, 2006 at 2:23 am
haha sweet video! lmao, all of em are the empire state building, that cracked me up! lovin the gnarls barkley music.
August 18th, 2006 at 7:20 am
I got his pants. SUCKER!!
August 18th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
this sounds eerily similar to a certain ucb episode!
August 20th, 2006 at 1:06 am
I’ve actually been to that pizza hut, it’s in time square, and it is the absolute WORST pizza in new york, it’s hilarious that you guys went there.
overall, a good vid.
October 7th, 2006 at 6:49 pm
The total came to actually about $360, so the bill for the bush must have been $640.
October 27th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Adam tickles my funny bone!
October 27th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Haha last post rulez with a zee. I like this one, he takes his shirt instead of the thousand dollars…are new york people really that stupid? Oh wait i shouldn’t say that.
November 4th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
1. 50+40+40+200+30=1000
2. real new york tour-$50.
graffiti-$40
central park-$40
pizza-$200
slaps across the face-$5 each
only having to pay with your shirt-priceless
November 23rd, 2006 at 1:13 am
I would have taken the one grand. But I guess things are different in New York.
December 18th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
My fave places were the grocery store and omg omg i loved the bush. LMFAO
January 29th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Nice working in Gnarls’ cover of The Femmes. :-)
February 1st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
OMG Adam’s fat. But he’s really really funny
February 1st, 2007 at 1:21 pm
No offense Adam plz dont hit me
March 6th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Has anyone ever calculated the percentage of videos in which Dave appears as an unscrupulous and/or dangerous sleaze? It’d be high.
Loved the video- great story, nice ending twist.
and shirtless Adam. yum. ;)