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Featuring the wonderful, multitalented Julia Segal.
A huge thanks to the Stone Park Cafe in Park Slope for letting us film in their gorgeous dining room. Incidentally, their food is amazing.
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Tin says:
I Love.
Bryan says:
Did anyone besides me giggle uncontrollably at “run you foolish fool, run!”?
Eddie says:
I can’t decide if I liked this better live or not. This was awesome. I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Nikkr says:
This is really impressive. A really funny one. Goes into my favs with Urinal Change :)
brad says:
what is that climactic music from?
Rocktzar says:
that was great, is that Davids sister? Shes very very pretty, she did well in the sketch, anywho, nice one guys
Liz says:
Great job, guys. This is a new favorite.
Holla says:
“And the knife, its smells…SHARP”
Eric says:
Glad to see this replace “No Sketch Today.” Liked the camera work and music/sound effects. Nice additions to the live version, although I also enjoyed watching the glass break the (first?) time the sketch was done.
Adam says:
Yes, Julia is indeed Dave’s sister.
Ria says:
LOL, great twist ending…
TheBlunderbuss says:
Good sketch. Better than some, lately. It’s nice to see Ben some more (loved “Dearest Isabella”)
Hey Dave, is your sister available? >.>
kees (from holland) says:
genius!
John says:
Unlike wine, the newer sketches continue to be better.
nathan says:
fabulous actress inventive dialogue cool place to eat how do I hire the actress
remember to fast
David and Julia's Mom says:
This sketch conveyed extremely well from theater to film (the setting in the film was much more romantic). Now I can watch this brilliantly written sketch over and over! Ben spilling the wine on his shirt (mimicking blood) really added to the tension of the story! Adam and Julia responded perfectly both verbally and non-verbally. Julia you are talented and beautiful, I hope to see you in another video real soon!
h3lix says:
I think I missed half of it because I was laughing so hard.
“A knife! It smells…SHARP!”
Suki says:
He was just reading the back of the bottle…psshhh.
It was great to see more of Ben’s pathetic crying [ such as in "No Dwelling" ].
Ritcheyz says:
Heh. Knife odor.
Awesome sketch guys!
David says:
My sister, my mom, and my girlfriend, you guys know way too much about me all of a sudden. Blunderbuss, your comments offend my honor, prepare for a duel.
Ali says:
“i can smell the hot sun beating down on her, its giving her sunburn” “ahhhhhhh”
i like how he can smell a whole story from that glass of wine haaa
this one is one of the best of the new ones lately.
nice job guys
as i always say keep’em coming
Adrian says:
I love how Ben pronounced “bruschetta” correctly.
And that stain is /not/ coming out.
Aleksey says:
Great sketch! The only good point in what is otherwise a dreary, miserable day for me…
Olde English +1!!
AP Biology -1
Warx says:
Subtle jokes for the win:
“…and if I may say so, it has aged, *mwah*, super.”
I want Frankenberry wine, right now.
Martin says:
What’s with the CW ad at the end of the sketch?
Sender says:
There are really no word to how hilarious I think this is, so I’ll make one up. GASPERALISCIOUS!
Jake says:
It probably woulda been funnier if Dave was the wine guy, but it was a great sketch nonetheless!
kevin says:
Girls a cutie.. funny sketch
Auron says:
Crazy eightss by tapes ‘n tapes, if I’m not mistaken.
You guys have great taste in music.
Zarkov Atreas says:
I love how it’s not wine, but cornsyrup blood that goes on Ben’s Shirt. Fabtastic. Keep it bouncing.
matt says:
superb work julia. well played. great job on the editing as well fellas
Your Mom says:
Wait…David has a girlfriend? Buahahahaha. :-P
Hipster Scum says:
Loved it, and yes, your sister did well, David.
Kev says:
To be fair, she didn’t really have alot to do. She did do that much quite well, though, so… congrats to Ms. Segal.
“Is she available”… hah! The audacity sometimes!
Were the bottle labels actually so well-written, I might be convinced to ignore the taste and start drinking wine :)
John G says:
dumb ending
Goedi says:
Worth the wait. Well done.
I could have used less text and less rushing in the beginning, but the end made things worth while.
Unlike John G, I liked the final twist.
Ever thought of putting on a fake label, one that either folds out or unrolls (to accomodate the amount of talking)?
Again, good job.
Emmy says:
Love it! I think it’s even better than it was live… the dramatic music is SWEET.
pretty awesome. lovin’ it, as usual
Atomicswoosh says:
That was too good.
As a matter in fact so good I will drop a boingle on the movie itself and proclaim my love to it in binary!
Atomicswoosh says:
That was too good.
As a matter in fact so good I will drop a boingle on the movie itself and proclaim my love to it in binary!
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Liz says:
This is so python.
CHOCOLATE says:
It smells like cranberries, raspberries, boisonberries, pimentos arugala with just a hint of sawdust.
I TOOK NOTES CUZ IM AMAZING
Chris says:
Huzzah! You guys finally made this into a sketch!
mikael says:
Hah, all that was on the back of the bottle?
I bet the girl put it there in hope that someone would see it and come to her rescue, but the old man in the hat saw it first and knew he had to silence her faster.
Caro-rific says:
Wow…that was hilarious! I love all Adam’s reactions! I had to stifle my laughter with my sweater! good times…
SaxxonPike says:
it smells sharp.
thePHREEK says:
..and he has a knife! and it smells…SHARP!!!!
roflmao
Gabe says:
Amusing the whole way through, but the last line pops this sketch up into a class of its own. Nice job.
Sergeant Nate says:
hmm, well i haven’t posted,and that’s a problem, and i’m 15 and already drinking wine now, which is also a problem. btw my wine smells of strawberries cantaloupe and slightly of a freshly printed report about segregated sports (it was fricken 1600+ words)
P.S. I realize im really not going anywhere with this.
Nita says:
ha… this is very funny.I love it.
I am live in Taiwan (Asia)
my friends all love it.
Curt says:
I love how she’s totally fighting not to crack up as she hides behind the newspaper.
Curt says:
*menu
Allyson says:
I was so enthralled in the story… so did the old man in the hat ever get caught?
As a wine country resident I demand an answer! This man cannot be allowed to run free through the hills of the Napa Valley!
Tommy says:
Just discovered you guys last night. I’m really loving everything so far. Keep it up, I will spread the word.
jessica says:
as a former wine store employee, one who got a kick out of walking around and laughing at the descriptions on the bottles (who wants to buy a wine described as tasting like asphalt?) I truly, truly appreciated this one.
Tara says:
I followed you guys over here after finding some sketches on youtube. I am so glad I found you! My sister is a wine snob so I had to send this one to her. Anyways, you are all brilliant, and I’ve watched so many of these sketches now that I think my eyes are going to bleed.
Just…one…more…
Krista says:
It smells.. SHARP! Hehe.
cathie says:
hahahaha it was amazing!! absolutely one of the best!
asif says:
thefuckisupwiththatambient?!?!
(or, said nicer: was the room noise always that loud?)
Richard says:
What a great sketch! Reminds me of a Sommelier I once had.
nicole says:
“king sized bed with the sheets removed”
lol.
Zoe says:
a) Atomicswoosh is my new favorite person. (Although…how does one proclaim one’s love in binary??)
b) This is my very favorite.
Bob says:
No, your wine smells like a much younger wine, that smells like mahogany.
Nice, very good guys.
The wine on his shirt, and the consistency in the glass definitely doesn’t look like wine, more like tomato juice, but understandable.
GOOD JOB OE
M. Dutch Grimsley says:
“Soft to the touch, but full of dreams!”
jessmanch says:
haha fantastic.
George says:
I can’t even express how much I adore this.