Jon Dame Maine y'all. An experienced Shakespearean actor and children's magician (no, really), Jon came to Bard College to become an economics major. Little did he know he would see a show here, a show unlike any show he had ever seen before. A fun show, a Number One show. This was Olde English; and after viewing that first tasty fresh performance, our protagonist knew he wanted in. Jon became the only member of OE to be accepted during its second semester. Famous for his patented robot dance and the hankerchief dangled jauntily from his back pocket, "Improv" is really something Jon needs to "Improve" at. He can, however, correctly use semicolons (see above). E-mail: jon@oldeenglish.org