Suzanne Richardson Suzanne Richardson is a bitch, a lover, a child, and a mother. She is a sinner and a saint and she will not be afraid… She was born in the Yukon Territory. Venerated by the local Inuit as a goddess for the better part of her childhood, Suzanne became attention-loving and spoiled. In an attempt to destroy the people who revered her, she was caught with her hand in the proverbial “cookie jar,” and forced to leave the only home she had ever known to pursue a life of crime. She looted extensively during the L.A. riots. She then fled the police to Las Vegas starting a career as a lounge act called “Roman weekend.” The act involved a full body boot, rhinestones, and well-groomed poodles. She put out a little known album under the name Bunny Malibu (it was a concept album based on the book “Ragged Dick and Struggling Upward” by Horatio Alger Jr.) It made the Top 40 in Japan, Slovakia, and France. To hide from her fame, she moved to Durham N.C. took up residence at the “Heart of Durham Motel” (notorious for its seedy transactions), and began giving explicit foot massages for nickels and “BK Big Fishes.” Fortunately for her, the police, rather than incarcerate the youngster, assigned her to the Spanish Moss Preservation Task Force. Her work there landed her a lucrative book deal. Currently on her second draft of her manuscript for her memoirs, Suzanne enjoys kimonos, cheap vodka, pussy willows and sexy tail. Her pet peeves are tube tops, mayonnaise, crotchless panties, slow walkers, and the peculiar Karin Kram. She fervently hopes that you will buy her forthcoming book. Suzanne's website and all-naked-all-the-time webcam can be found at: www.picniclightning.net/suzanne E-mail: suzanne@oldeenglish.org Suzanne also asked that this song be included in her bio. But don't download it, it's really cheesy.