If I knew anybody in the TV industry, or was shagging Lorne Michaels’ niece or something, that would be the sketch I would show them. But I don’t, so instead I’ll just sing your praises into the high branches of teh intarweb.
Keep up the incredible work. And also, a reunion sketch with all the OE Vets would be pretty amazing at this stage of the game.
Wow! Great job! This sketch is oddly appropriate to my life right now and also made me really proud of you guys. It’s definitely making my top 5 OE sketches. Where in the world did Caleb (if it was him) come up with some of that stuff? especially that hand/quiet old lady bit. Genius!
How many cameras did you use here? Was that done with just one? It’s fantastically and frenetically frantic and furious, while a fascinating feature that few would fathom, fearlessly flying from frame to frame, finely fleecing fair viewers of the faculty of firm fixedness.
You’ve also become quite adept at wordplay. I like that.
There are lots of little changes in the background between shots, like, for example, the door closing itself. I’m ordinarily not the type to point out what might be little errors, but I wonder… In “A Clockwork Orange,” it has been said that Kubrick would make little changes each time the camera shot a new angle – cups would contain increasing and decreasing amounts of liquid and such – in order to subconciously throw off perception and create tension and anxiety. Did you put that sort of thought into this quick-moving, whirl-wind of a sketch, or did you just screw some stuff up?
I freakin love you guys, I’ve been watching your stuff since Gym Class, and never on youtube, it’s a crime to compromise video and audio quality just to watch videos a bit faster…
The new sketches are awesome, this with Father Son Talk are my favorites…
Holy calamity, this has got to be one of my favorites. Completely brilliant! In fact, double brilliant. I love Caleb’s antics and Ben’s reactions. Made my night, my day, damn it, it made my whole week. You light up my life.
Pretty damn good guys, better than anything I could create.
But…
I didn’t like how the camera went from bizarre, obtuse angles, bobbling in action to suddenly sitting still for caleb’s One, Two, Three, Four moves of death. It killed the mood and was kind of a letdown towards the end. It didn’t match the feeling of the shots leading up to or after it.
That said, the stuff this summer is the best since Boxcar.
1. Alright, so you guys are getting EXTREMELY perfect. As if you guys hadn’t amazed me beyond belief already, YOU GUYS HAVE ONE UPPED (is that a phrase?)!!! This was PERFECTION. Caleb Bark was amazing, Ben was perfect in his supporting role. Masterful direction and a beautiful score. I shall not forget this film, and neither will the… what am I talking about now?
2. The four times Caleb killed the enemy was… PHENOMAL!
3. As someone already mentioned… “TOUPE!”
4. Caleb’s face as he said, “Special… changes.” was perfect.
5. I CANNOT STOP LOVING YOU GUYS!!!
6. If you were a plant, what would you all consider yourself to be?
FAAAAN-TASTIC. Just fantastic. I laughed so hard…and then watched it again, and again.
Why do you guys not have a TV show yet?
“I was in love once with a beautiful woman, each breast larger than the last. Her name was Koko Sedoko, she was a riddle wrapped in an egg salad sandwhich…”
“Kschevsky. I don’t like you, and you don’t like me, so let’s not mince words. *closes door* I like you. You’ve done a lot of great work for this company, like…c’mon, help me out here.”
haha
It’s not just suicides you’ve stopped.
Your sketches have gone a long way to help in the recovery from this illness I have…four days with nothing but bed rest and OE…good times.
Why are you guys so amazing? WHY are you guys so amazing?Who came up with those words? Those fabulous words of an awesome power so few others will ever be exposed to? I am rendered incapable of expressing my feelings of awe. So I’m leaving it up to my little brother to tell you his thoughts: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggg! I LOVE YOU GUYS! ………………………….YOU ARE WEARD. IF YOU COULD DO THAT THEN I WANT YOU TO DO ONE OF HATCHET.
(Um, I think he’s talking about the book, Hatchet. His teacher is reading it to the class. Gotta love the youth group.)
You guys R amazingly awesome! I haven’t seen this one in forever, and this really is Caleb at his best! I love your new ones too, but they can’t beat the older classics.
kyle says:
yeah take that friken tuesday
it is offically wendsday
so tuesday i think you have meet your match
these guys arnt playin around
kyle says:
its a come and a brush in a bowl full of mush and a quite old laddy saying tuesdays suck
Brandon says:
Amazing
seriously.
Ritcheyz says:
Esscence of pure awesome.
So many quotes!!
“My last test was a multiple choice test.”
“She weaved me a basket made of tears.”
It goes on. Funniest sketch in a while, guys!
James says:
another awesome sketch. Keep it up guys.
Kevan says:
You guys astound me.
If I knew anybody in the TV industry, or was shagging Lorne Michaels’ niece or something, that would be the sketch I would show them. But I don’t, so instead I’ll just sing your praises into the high branches of teh intarweb.
Keep up the incredible work. And also, a reunion sketch with all the OE Vets would be pretty amazing at this stage of the game.
h3lix says:
That’s the same bobblehead from “Computer Problems”!
Brilliant…
Fonzo says:
Autumn turned to Fall.
sweet lord…
sweet and tender hooligan says:
Wow! Great job! This sketch is oddly appropriate to my life right now and also made me really proud of you guys. It’s definitely making my top 5 OE sketches. Where in the world did Caleb (if it was him) come up with some of that stuff? especially that hand/quiet old lady bit. Genius!
Ben says:
OMG! fifth comment! woo!
Bryan says:
I’ve watched this five times already and the line “each breast larger than the last” never fails to make me laugh loudly and uncontrollably.
Tougi says:
How many cameras did you use here? Was that done with just one? It’s fantastically and frenetically frantic and furious, while a fascinating feature that few would fathom, fearlessly flying from frame to frame, finely fleecing fair viewers of the faculty of firm fixedness.
You’ve also become quite adept at wordplay. I like that.
There are lots of little changes in the background between shots, like, for example, the door closing itself. I’m ordinarily not the type to point out what might be little errors, but I wonder… In “A Clockwork Orange,” it has been said that Kubrick would make little changes each time the camera shot a new angle – cups would contain increasing and decreasing amounts of liquid and such – in order to subconciously throw off perception and create tension and anxiety. Did you put that sort of thought into this quick-moving, whirl-wind of a sketch, or did you just screw some stuff up?
Rocktzar says:
That was truely epic, fab stuff
Shirley says:
Oh Caleb, where have you been all my life?!
Apparently training under Coco Sudoku.
Danielle says:
Isn’t the hand/quiet old lady thing from ‘Good Night, Moon’?
sweet and tender hooligan says:
huh-huh, training under coco sudoku.
mousee says:
each breast bigger than the last
harhar
Alejandro Nario says:
I freakin love you guys, I’ve been watching your stuff since Gym Class, and never on youtube, it’s a crime to compromise video and audio quality just to watch videos a bit faster…
The new sketches are awesome, this with Father Son Talk are my favorites…
Keep it up motherfuckers !
Moochie says:
That was great! The loudest I laughed since Monday.
Heh, today I almost fell off my chair like Caleb.
Manon says:
Sounds like a Tarantino film……….
loved it immensely!
chortled violently at ” Toupee!”
Lauren says:
Holy calamity, this has got to be one of my favorites. Completely brilliant! In fact, double brilliant. I love Caleb’s antics and Ben’s reactions. Made my night, my day, damn it, it made my whole week. You light up my life.
Mike says:
Pretty damn good guys, better than anything I could create.
But…
I didn’t like how the camera went from bizarre, obtuse angles, bobbling in action to suddenly sitting still for caleb’s One, Two, Three, Four moves of death. It killed the mood and was kind of a letdown towards the end. It didn’t match the feeling of the shots leading up to or after it.
That said, the stuff this summer is the best since Boxcar.
And wheres Hana? :/
Kendall says:
Well that was certainly an experience. I wasn’t sure what the point was at first, but halfway through I loved it more than my dog. Great work!
Carolyn says:
Hehehe.. the “Red Light/Green Light” bit was great.
Suki says:
A. – Fucking great. Loved it, loved it, loved it. Best ol’ Caleb’s done in a little bit.
B. – The rhymes were great, and the script was excellent. I love how the phone starts beeping when he kicks it off.
C. – “I was young and full of methamphetamines.” xDDD
D. – Ben’s expression when he ‘killed her four times’ was PRICELESS.
E. – “Down the drain with a bottle of paint.” xD
Mr. Noodles says:
toupé.
Tougi says:
Oh. Caleb closes the door.
Tougi says:
Whoa! But then it’s open again! And the chair is upright! And the door’s closed!
Then closed.
danvillepreppy says:
This stopped me from commiting suicide. This makes my top 5 OE sketches for sure.
David says:
By my count, we’ve stopped 3 suicides via videos in the past week. You guys are making it really scary to disappoint.
J-Man says:
1. Alright, so you guys are getting EXTREMELY perfect. As if you guys hadn’t amazed me beyond belief already, YOU GUYS HAVE ONE UPPED (is that a phrase?)!!! This was PERFECTION. Caleb Bark was amazing, Ben was perfect in his supporting role. Masterful direction and a beautiful score. I shall not forget this film, and neither will the… what am I talking about now?
2. The four times Caleb killed the enemy was… PHENOMAL!
3. As someone already mentioned… “TOUPE!”
4. Caleb’s face as he said, “Special… changes.” was perfect.
5. I CANNOT STOP LOVING YOU GUYS!!!
6. If you were a plant, what would you all consider yourself to be?
A. Suki, you copied me.
B. I love you though!
ian says:
Caleb at his finest
Nadeem says:
This one is probably my favorite.
Phsyco*Hush says:
i threw it all away to hang with the rifraff in the robust rustabouts on skid avenue
SaxxonPike says:
“Have you ever been in love?”
“I think so”
“Thinking is for mathematicians, I pay you to know”
“I’m a mathematician”
“ToupĂ©”
I almost fell out of MY chair with that. And then:
“Eventually I was taken in by a (didn’t catch this word) band of violent feminists. Their leader’s name was AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
And after the whole thing he doesn’t even get that promotion after having to sit through that whole thing
It’s causing joyful pain… :D
Brad says:
I bust out laughing when Caleb fell of his Chair THEN APPEARED ON THE OTHERSIDE.damn i didn’t see that comming it was perfect,
Elysse says:
FAAAAN-TASTIC. Just fantastic. I laughed so hard…and then watched it again, and again.
Why do you guys not have a TV show yet?
“I was in love once with a beautiful woman, each breast larger than the last. Her name was Koko Sedoko, she was a riddle wrapped in an egg salad sandwhich…”
Brilliant.
Caro-rific says:
That was like a dream I had, a dream of kitten proportions and marker lengths.
Simply Amazing.
! says:
Does the “Windmill” attack come from Home Movies? At least, that’s what I thought of when I saw it…
Cody says:
The Riff-raff and robust rust – abouts on skid avenue. The greatest line in the history of the world.
Mike says:
Nah…best line ever is definitely:
“Kschevsky. I don’t like you, and you don’t like me, so let’s not mince words. *closes door* I like you. You’ve done a lot of great work for this company, like…c’mon, help me out here.”
“The Carlton report?”
“Oooh….forget about it.”
Sergeant Nate says:
i love the long-uns.
Sarah says:
haha
It’s not just suicides you’ve stopped.
Your sketches have gone a long way to help in the recovery from this illness I have…four days with nothing but bed rest and OE…good times.
Michael says:
This is still funny, and i watched it the day it came out! But you need some new sketches, guys.
Jackie says:
wow i love you Caleb. you were so crazy in that.awww. Ben looked so innocent.lol good skit.
Allyson says:
Love the Grease reference. Summer dreams with Coco Sudoku…?
Keep up the great work you guys!
I love mathematicians!
Kim and her little brother says:
Why are you guys so amazing? WHY are you guys so amazing?Who came up with those words? Those fabulous words of an awesome power so few others will ever be exposed to? I am rendered incapable of expressing my feelings of awe. So I’m leaving it up to my little brother to tell you his thoughts: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggg! I LOVE YOU GUYS! ………………………….YOU ARE WEARD. IF YOU COULD DO THAT THEN I WANT YOU TO DO ONE OF HATCHET.
(Um, I think he’s talking about the book, Hatchet. His teacher is reading it to the class. Gotta love the youth group.)
kahle says:
toupe
luke says:
ahahahahahaha
“when i graduated simultaneously form oxford, cornell, and itt tech, i was young, dumb, and full of methamphetamines.”
“how long have you worked here? hour, hour and a half?”
“three years.”
“three?! three hours?? where does the time go??”
priceless.
gram says:
first post woooo!
Kresten says:
i love how he windmill attacks and then kills here 4 times lol
Emily says:
You guys R amazingly awesome! I haven’t seen this one in forever, and this really is Caleb at his best! I love your new ones too, but they can’t beat the older classics.
Walsh says:
“I inherited three magic beans. A great job; a beautiful wife; and three magic beans”
Excellent!
Alymicy says:
Yet again (like I wish for all of your movies, they’re so great!) I wish I could portray this skit on a stage…oh well, this movie was excellent!! ;D
TheGinger says:
this is my all time favorite! Red light……..Green Light!
Dennis Rader says:
Dr. Seuss on acid and salvia.
Leigh says:
WHY is this in the vault? This is genius. Caleb is stellar.
http://www.salvialab.com says:
Amazing site! love the easy layout