Project Runway
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August 21st, 2006 at 7:40 am
“I will kill you, I will actually kill you!”
Great for anyone’s who’s watched Project Runway, or even hasn’t seen it, so in other words just great all around. (Heidi’s changing hair every 5 seconds is funny too, but I realize it’s inevitable given the sketch’s style). An excellent addition to the new olde english, not old new Olde english, new new olde english.
August 21st, 2006 at 8:09 am
Great. Loved it.
‘Green is the new black’
“No, brown is the new black”
‘green is the new black’
“Green is the old new black. brown is the new new black”
August 21st, 2006 at 8:41 am
wooo third!
far out guys u’ve raised the bar again……smokin’
“….bag girl that went to box land and became…..bag woman”!!
August 21st, 2006 at 8:57 am
such good editing! and it’s laugh out loud funny.
August 21st, 2006 at 11:17 am
haha pretty cool, though not as cool as some of the other recent updates. I love you guys. :D keep it up.
August 21st, 2006 at 11:54 am
” I will kill you, i will actualy kill you”
Very nice sketch… i dont usualy like those type but it was very well done and VERY funny (again)
p.s. come to england!
August 21st, 2006 at 12:41 pm
the sad thing is I like this show… I LOVED THIS!! I would so wear that oufit!
August 21st, 2006 at 12:54 pm
This was awsome…
August 21st, 2006 at 1:04 pm
LOL oh man geez, i like it when he grabs popcorn from the bad thats so cool ahhahah i will actually kill you oh geez. sniff nice. the butt thing is funny 2 i think a big butt is behind there.. “omg im so sorry lol”
August 21st, 2006 at 1:44 pm
” I’m Not Physically Attracted To You” ahahahah! Loved the sketch! Never watched the show before, but you just gotta love this sketch!
August 21st, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Yes, I agree with 90% of the comments above. The part about green is the old new black and brown being the new new black was friggin great.
August 21st, 2006 at 2:45 pm
My mom and sister became hypnotized by this show. I personally think it sucks. They should too because neither of them give a shit about fasion.
This, this is a work of art though. Great job guys!
August 21st, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Good sketch, I loved the breast feeding bit!
August 21st, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Well, he is a better designer than Santino…..
August 21st, 2006 at 3:57 pm
simply amazing, love you guys so much, thanks for the regular updates
August 21st, 2006 at 5:59 pm
santino makes his debut in an olde english sketch!!!
yesssssssss
August 21st, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Incredible editing, great lines, loved the dress! I wish I were in NY so that I could see your show this Wednesday, I know it will be GREAT! Keep up the fantastic work!
August 21st, 2006 at 6:51 pm
oh whoops, Mom, my show this Wednesday is with the improv group I’m in, sorry I wasn’t clear
August 21st, 2006 at 7:35 pm
penis!
August 21st, 2006 at 8:35 pm
at first i didn’t like raizin’s shaved head. but now i do.
thanks for always making me laugh guys/girl.
August 21st, 2006 at 8:39 pm
beautiful girl, lovely dress
August 21st, 2006 at 9:24 pm
The funniest thing here to me is that you’re just a couple of kids fresh out of college, making the rules up as you go, yet when I see similar style sketches on TV, they’re never even close to being this good.
Actually, that’s a lie. The funniest thing here would have to be the jokes. But the other stuff I said, I still mean that.
August 21st, 2006 at 10:16 pm
OMG!! This Is Like So Halarious. I Love It!!
August 21st, 2006 at 11:15 pm
Great job! I loved the tearing down walls and “How would I know? I’m German.” bit! Awesome editing!
August 22nd, 2006 at 12:05 am
That pretty much made my whole LIFE. Your editing makes me happy on the inside!
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Genius! Bag lady goes to box land and becomes bag woman!
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:25 pm
try out for project runway 4 with that. please. if only for the almighty tim gunn’s reaction.
although you WOULD have to make more outfits, but i’m sure that you can make trader joe’s bags and popcorn into a fetching pair of culottes too!
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:58 pm
“The cardboard box is made out of silk”
“Tearing down walls–do you know what that is?
How would I know, I’m German”
Brilliant, Just BRILLIANT!!!
August 22nd, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Plus–the psedo Andre meltdown–
Brilliant!!
August 22nd, 2006 at 4:35 pm
That is hilarious! Brown is the new, new black. Love it!!
August 22nd, 2006 at 5:19 pm
TING!
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:41 am
Loved it! Submitted to blogging project runway so hopefully some die-hard PR fans will become die-hard OE fans like me.
August 23rd, 2006 at 6:08 am
We noticed, Beth! Thanks for the support!
August 25th, 2006 at 6:41 am
That was just about the most amazing thing I have ever seen on this site. I am ready to die now.
August 27th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
This sketch really hits home for me, because my uncle’s wife’s brother’s daughter’s boyfriend’s dad goes fishing once in a while with this guy who was almost the key grip boy on project runway, but lost it because the master grip boy doesn’t eat fish. So yah, I really related to this, good job!
Oh, and all you um, people who said things? yah, we’ve seen the sketch before, so you don’t really need to tell us what they said in it. I mean if there was a deaf person reading this, I’d understand…
August 27th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
This is pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
yeesh, coltan, people are just repeating the lines they loved. you aren’t the friendliest little OE fan, are you? good work everyone, keep this up. I loved how heidi got less and less pregnant as it progressed, it really made me laugh!
September 4th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
#1 on the AOL “Video Hot List.” With good reason!! Nice job, OE. I love OE, I love Project Runway, and thus I love this sketch.
And geez, I wish I had a dress with popcorn on the side.
September 4th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
lol thats great
September 21st, 2006 at 6:11 pm
freaken most funny vidios ever!
September 25th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
ha this was one of the watched (i should have found this site earlier jeez) but im now commenting on it cause it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
“i will kill you, i will actually kill you”
and the whole green is the new black , no brown is the new black ahh haa haa
i LOOOOOOVEEEE you guys, my friends are getting annoyed cause i talk about you all the time, always acting out the sketches, haa but they love you too of course
and i am always watching the new sketches every week, cant wait for more!
October 17th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
atlantic city is a bitch :) i lost all my money there
October 19th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
good job, another slap in the face of mainstream society, RISE BROTHERS THE REVOLUTION IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!
October 20th, 2006 at 12:48 am
“i wasn’t breastfed when i was young.”
“it shows.”
October 20th, 2006 at 2:04 am
‘Hey, if you like hard and soft we can together later. i know all sorts of juxtapositions.’
5 lols up
October 26th, 2006 at 7:16 am
hot fire. liked it too
October 28th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Great for anyone’s who’s watched Project Runway, or even hasn’t seen it, so in other words just great all around. (Heidi’s changing hair every 5 seconds is funny too, but I realize it’s inevitable given the sketch’s style). An excellent addition to the new olde english, not old new Olde english, new new olde english.
I will kill you, I will actually kill you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 28th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
When will the new new black be out in stores..??!?!…!….??
- NicMason.com
November 4th, 2006 at 11:06 pm
gee wow. i am an intense healthfoodlover so i am an intense traderjoeslover and an intense oldeenglishlover.
love love love.
November 12th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
LOL. Absolutely hilarious. LOL.
December 3rd, 2006 at 1:39 am
i put some popcorn on the side just in case i get hungry later
December 8th, 2006 at 4:52 am
My favorite line was pretty subtle actually: :I almost had 4 million dollars but…” never seen an episode but it’s funny nonetheless. Which improv group is Dave in? I live in the NYC area and doing longform and sketch at the P.I.T. so I’d love to check all of you guys out onstage.
December 10th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
I will actually kill you.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Yes I agree the popcorn on the side is very professional looking.
Man I luv you guys. Awesome sketch.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Haha. “I was trying to tell the story of bag girl, who went to boxland, and became bag woman.” Hilarious.
January 13th, 2007 at 1:23 am
you guys are frakin hilarious! I love your stuff! If you ever have an opening role, give me a shout. Sweetastic.
January 19th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
This was funny, thanks, I liked your “Father-Son Advice” sketch even more.
February 7th, 2007 at 2:24 am
Hahahahahah
This is THE best thing I’ve EVER seen.
February 25th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
“I will kill you. I will actually kill you.” Those words are now uttered by me on a daily basis. I love your skits.
March 1st, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I absolutely love how you fling your finger at the lightbulb after the bagwoman part.
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
One word will say it all: Marvelous.
March 12th, 2007 at 6:53 am
*sob*”I was never breast fed!”*sob*
“Yeah, it shows”
LOL! Awesome video guys
May 30th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
this is the first OE sketch i saw.
i ran into it when i entered “project runway”
on youtube,saw it, LMAOed, and i got addicted.
^_^
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
“Hey, if you like hard and soft…”
“I will kill you. I will actually kill you.”
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Something my friend would say…
April 19th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
“This is really about bringing people together, and tearing down walls…you know what thats about, tearing down walls?”
“How would I know, I’m German”
I swear you guys are on humor steroids hahaha