The Machine That Turns Food Into Poop
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June 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am
First comment! Love it!
June 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Haha!! Genius. as always.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am
well that certainly was…interesting.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Wow, first…or something…
anyhoo:
Pretty neat invention you made there, Adam, where can I order it?
Yeah nicely done, indeed, but what is that thing actually???
Beats me…
And whose grandpa was that?
June 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Well, how much does it cost, and where can I get one?
June 4th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
It made me chuckle, pretty good. You have better ones but you still cease to fail me, OE :D
I’ll never go back to pooping the same way again!
June 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I have no questions about it at all!
June 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA
Did you guys know this has *actually* allready been done? Not in comedy, in all seriousness.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Where can I get one of these?!!!
I need one! I’d never have to poop the old way again!
June 4th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
no comment
June 4th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
meh…. really i have been disappointed recently…
June 4th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
so i get to keep the poop right?
June 5th, 2008 at 1:49 am
I like the use of so many new actors
June 6th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Your’e saying I can have poop jokes…AND an infomercial parody? *All at the same time?*
Best part was the screen-freeze effect on the woman after she says the (also funny) shaped-like-a-swan line. Very nice.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:00 am
“The machine that turns food into poop is not to be used as a substitute for eating.” :P
That was an impressively persuasive infomercial. Although, when it comes to eating food, I think most Americans wouldn’t have this kind of dilemma.
“So….I don’t have to eat the food but I still get to keep the poop?” LOL
Great stuff, but not top tier in my opinion
June 6th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Perfection! Not a detail was missed. From the intro.footage, to Tim Grumman not looking at the camera but to his notes, the copyright information under the machine to the interviews with everyday people. I can’t imagine the work that went into this film. Amazing!!!! Keep it coming OE!
June 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
The production of this video is flawless. It reminds me of that South Park where they crap out their mouths.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Funny concept.
You spoil the best joke by putting it in the title. Sketches like “Cave Miners” work because the audience only figures out exactly how ridiculous every character is after hearing them speak their parts. But here the punchline is given to us before the joke.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Guys, I fell in love with you when I saw your old videos, now i have fallen out of love. As soon as super delux became a part of it its gone downhill. I poor out some beer for your old videos
June 7th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Yes! This was great! I love seeing your new sketches! Well, your old sketches have always been better, but it seems you’re getting back on track. You guys are awesome!
<3
June 8th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I’m afraid I’m also going to have to pour out the beer, this was just….lame. I think that’s the best way to describe it.
June 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
it was okay, not great and the title ruined the joke
June 8th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
but everybody poops! the book said so!!!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
i dont!
June 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Adam is then best technologist ever!
June 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Ah ha ha ha, Adam’s hair/too-short-pants/fake tan! Wonderful.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:06 am
I’m sorry guys, usually I love your stuff, but you lost me on this one.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
And think of all the calories you’ll save!
Indulge without the guilt!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
You guys totally used the Habitrail Ovo, didn’t you?
Oh working in a petstore…
June 28th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Personal testimony woman - “I have no questions about it at all!” Brilliant you guys, awesome job!
June 29th, 2008 at 1:42 am
at the bottom it says “the machine that turns food into poop is not to be used as a substitube for eating” in fine print at 2:24
July 4th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Is it just me, or does Adam have a black eye in this?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
There’s a real machine that turns food into crap. It’s called Cloaca. look it up.
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I made the fatal mistake of eating food while I watched this. bad idea, BAD IDEA. I nearly choked to death.
you guys are geniuses.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am
2 years of my life down the toilet (yes the pun was intended)