What about your wives…Fuck em
What about your children…Fuck em
STRIP CLUBS…SHIT HES RIGHT WE GOTTA GO BACK
No dont listen to him we’ll build our own strip club!!
Why dont you ask the monster to be in your strip club?
Hey actually thats not a bad idea
Great sketch as usual guys!
“You can’t build a strip club on the moon!
Why not?
So many reasons!!!”
By the way, what is that music playing at then end, through the en-tro? You guys always pick the best music for your videos! Good luck, and I can’t wait until Monday for a new sketch! Fuck Tusdays!
End Music – The always amazing Ratatat’s Lex of their rocking new album Classics. Adam, Asif, and I just recently saw them live here in NYC and they were seriously awesome, definitely check them out if they come near you
I can’t say for sure whether anyone was able to identify Gamera before zac the bear, but he got praise for being the first to advertise his knowledge. I don’t know if that’s right. However, the praise was awarded by Olde English member Adam, and since I am but a lowly visitor to these forms, I’m going to participate in the age-old tradition of “If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” and give Potato a virtual high-five.
This is without doubt my favorite sketch. I’ve actually been around Olde English for a long time, real long time. But i have never made my presence obvious. I’ve even talked with Adam and seen him around 14th by Wendy’s. You know the one. Especially that time you looked really pissed and just marched in there.
ANYWAY! I just needed to know what the song at the end of the clip was. I’ve heard it before but i just need to get it. Thanks.
I jizzed MY spacesuit when I heard the word Moontang. But seriously guys, its hard to clean the jizz out of your suit when you’re in space. It gets cold and sticky and all… uncomfortable. Thanks for the laughs.
Bouy -o- Boy, OE, If only we could tap into your genious, bottle it, mass produce it, sell it, then deny any affiliation or royaltys to you guys; we would be a happy happy planet. SUCKA!
I’m gonna have to agree with Julie (post83) on this one. I just uploaded all your crud and haven’t laughed that hard in a while, but this one still takes the proverbial cake.
Sorry. This is sorta long…..Okay:
Oh man. This video has extreme sarcasm, the word “jizzing”, the most lucid and beautifully termed references to infidelity, an explosion, something from the godzilla flics, astronauts getting excited about death, shiny objects, and a clip-on tie being ripped from the collar of a professional guy at NASA. Basically, it’s pure awesome. *grabs forehead and squints* Why do you guys rock so hard? If I had been very quickly and painlessly murdered within seconds after hearing the phrase,”Yeah, uh- could you stop oppressing us with your atmosphere based value system?”, I’m pretty sure I would have died a very happy person. And also soul-deprived, because the moontang stuff doesn’t come untill after. Either way, just one of your sketches is practically an emulation of all the hilariosity Dane Cook puts on a disc. And it’s free to watch them on the interweb. Sweet deal. Thank you for existing.
I know sketches and other things of this nature should not be over-analyzed, but…
1- Gamera could breathe fire on the moon in this sketch.
2- Fire is a combustion reaction that requires oxygen.
(2.5- The moon does not have an atmosphere, so it does not have oxygen gas in any appreciable amount, so this moon differs from the “real” moon in this respect if the above two points are true.)
3- If there is oxgyen on the moon, the astronauts should have been able to breathe (and would not have needed pressure suits either), so they could have stayed on the moon until their food ran out.
But of course, I’m willing to suspend my disbelief and objections and just enjoy this gem of hilarity. Thine English trulee is olde!
uhh, mission control, before we do that, i think you should stick the paws, in the poodle and SHOVE THE WHOLE THING UP YOUR ASS CUS WERE NOT COMIN HOME MOTHER FUCKER
Josiah says:
Oh wow…that’s brilliant.
Liz says:
Adam, we cannot even see all of your sweat.
Weiss says:
yargh always miss the first post. hilarious nonetheless
Nick says:
lmao “you earth queers are alright” I busted out laughing this whole sketch was utter awesome
steveniebauer says:
Absolutely astounding.
Silas says:
Moooooontang.
Brilliant from start to finish. What’s the funky music at the end?
Zach! says:
Um, just so you know…
The last time we see Adam, he stays on screen for a little longer than he should and ends up…. ON THE MOON!
Maybe he was just hoping for a little moon-tang himself.
Sweet sweet moon-tang.
Tougi says:
I’d like to visit the moon, but I don’t think I’d like to live there.
Rosie says:
yummm
sweet sweet moontang
danvillepreppy says:
It’s not a gay thing… it’s a moon thing!
D-Ran says:
one word…
moontang!
(a word i’ll use every day)
Daniel says:
I just learned something, people in Houston love to walk backwards. I loved the comedy in this one, and the backwards walking.
Neal says:
bahaha, that was amazing. I want to go to a moon strip club
Rocktzar says:
Thats is one of my favourites, fricking awsome
Alejandro Nario says:
” You took pictures, you collected rock samples ” … lol
awesome sketch
that moon monster doesn’t even look like it was made out of cardboard and old wigs… naah
Holla says:
What about your wives…Fuck em
What about your children…Fuck em
STRIP CLUBS…SHIT HES RIGHT WE GOTTA GO BACK
No dont listen to him we’ll build our own strip club!!
Why dont you ask the monster to be in your strip club?
Hey actually thats not a bad idea
Martin says:
I loved this one. One of your best!
Keep up the good work!
Sigma says:
Yeah Houston!
Oh and because I think it needs to be said, props to Laurence Laufer for the awesome icons!
Andrew says:
Great sketch as usual guys!
“You can’t build a strip club on the moon!
Why not?
So many reasons!!!”
By the way, what is that music playing at then end, through the en-tro? You guys always pick the best music for your videos! Good luck, and I can’t wait until Monday for a new sketch! Fuck Tusdays!
zac the bear says:
ha. did anyone else recognize GAMERA??
nice editing oe.
Hillary says:
This is so funny I was laughing the whole time!
Magic Dave says:
i need to get me some moontang
Adam says:
Congratulations zac, for being the first nerd to recognize Gamera!
And yes, there are a few video glitches in the current version — I’ll be posting a tweaked version tonight after I get back from today’s shoot.
Daphodils says:
HOW DIDNT ANYONE GET GAMERA?!?!
well atleast before zac…
:[ fairly sad
David says:
End Music – The always amazing Ratatat’s Lex of their rocking new album Classics. Adam, Asif, and I just recently saw them live here in NYC and they were seriously awesome, definitely check them out if they come near you
http://www.ratatatmusic.com/live.html
Ali says:
“So you guys gonna keep up your end of the deal?”
“Yeah right! SUCKA!”
ha this was wasn’t bad
cant wait to see the next one you guys come up with
Zacharia says:
I just love the fact that he had a clip on tie, now thats what I call a suprise ending!
Adam says:
God bless you, Zacharia. You are the ideal audience member.
Rhys says:
Theres a problem with the editing:
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9878/oopscc2.jpg
other than that, great sketch
Sean says:
I laughed so hard that i jizzed in MY space suit.
Sellco says:
MOon-tang! WOOO
BlackSheep says:
I noticed in the backround, the people in the control keep going back and forth… Lol
Phsyco*Hush says:
haha thats what i would do on the moon! lol
u guys are so awesomely intesnse!
Derek says:
I also noticed the clipon, I had to read all of the comments to see if anyone else did. that was so funny. What movie was the monster from?
TheBlunderbuss says:
The monster is Gamera, my favorite turtle. :P
Bryan says:
i can top zack, i think that that clip of gamera is from gamera vs zigra.
Adam says:
Bryan — you’re right!
Katherine says:
But how could you KILL Gamera?! He’s a friend to children!
Emily says:
your sketches keep getting better and better!
JoeB says:
I love the instantaneous missile to the moon, completely obviating the need for a weeks long moon mission. Nice one!
Boxman says:
Very funny, best new sketch in awhile. Meloves it, OE.
Hotar says:
Kickass!
Miles says:
haha that was helarious, good stuff right there
Potato says:
TOUGI!!!!! YOU MAKE ME THINK SESAME STREET!!! ERNIEEEEEE!!!
Tougi says:
I can’t say for sure whether anyone was able to identify Gamera before zac the bear, but he got praise for being the first to advertise his knowledge. I don’t know if that’s right. However, the praise was awarded by Olde English member Adam, and since I am but a lowly visitor to these forms, I’m going to participate in the age-old tradition of “If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” and give Potato a virtual high-five.
You’ve earned it, buddy.
Tougi says:
Wait – forms? That’s not it. It’s not a forum without U!
Tougi says:
And as long as I’m correcting myself, I should have written, “this forum.” I need to proofread my comments before submission.
Ha! Proofreading on the Internet!
Chris S says:
Best one you’ve ever done. Keep up the good work guys. This was the funniest stuff yet!
Fonzo says:
This is without doubt my favorite sketch. I’ve actually been around Olde English for a long time, real long time. But i have never made my presence obvious. I’ve even talked with Adam and seen him around 14th by Wendy’s. You know the one. Especially that time you looked really pissed and just marched in there.
ANYWAY! I just needed to know what the song at the end of the clip was. I’ve heard it before but i just need to get it. Thanks.
Pioje says:
moon-tang
Letum says:
You guys can have some of my moontang any time.
Fantastic as allways
John G says:
Really really brilliant writing and dialogue on this one guys. Well Done!
Zarkov Atreas says:
I jizzed MY spacesuit when I heard the word Moontang. But seriously guys, its hard to clean the jizz out of your suit when you’re in space. It gets cold and sticky and all… uncomfortable. Thanks for the laughs.
J-Man says:
I’ll probably elaborate later, but for now, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
Laurence says:
Wow! those are really sweet Icons !
keith says:
lol moontang
Allen says:
I live in Houston!
Sean says:
Bouy -o- Boy, OE, If only we could tap into your genious, bottle it, mass produce it, sell it, then deny any affiliation or royaltys to you guys; we would be a happy happy planet. SUCKA!
Roth says:
“YOU CAN’T BUILD A STRIP CLUB ON THE MOON!”
xD
Luke says:
wesome video definately one of yoru best i laughed the hole way through and ive watched it so many times now.
Roni says:
here comes the fun police.
i’m sorry, this video sucks.
Roth says:
Who was Fizzy played by?
tina says:
that was awfully goofy…
willies boss says:
it was most enjoyable
smiled and smiled
Ana says:
the song at the end is ratatat right?
whats it called?
PJ Joel's Friend frm NH says:
SO well written. It seems like yall are really thriving creatively and I just wanted to issue mad propers to you. PJC
Habryoutube says:
Yes Ana (comment 65), it is Ratatat and the song is called Lex. I got it from My Old Kentucky Blog 7 Aug 2006.
Josh says:
Watching this at work was the perfect break. I’m not married but every coworker of mine that is now wants to go to the moon. lol. Absolutely brilliant
SaxxonPike says:
@Roni: It’s a moon thing, you earth queers don’t get it.
JAKEY. says:
Hahahahaha, This one was really funny. Not as funny as alot of the others, But still very funny. Keep it up :)
Antonio says:
I was gay on the moon.
M.O fighter says:
Lets Build a Strip club! LOL!!!! You took picture, rocksamples L-O-L!!!
StarF68 says:
Hahaha, that was pretty awsome.
My favorite part:
“You can’t build a strip club on the moon!”
“Why not?”
“SO MANY REASONS!”
For some reason this also reminded me of Red VS Blue.
senia fresh, says:
“what about your wives”
“fuck em”
i want moon time
Michael Hoffman says:
Primo sketch, guys. That Ratatat at the end there?
Ben says:
Absolutemente.
richmonkey says:
Uh.. mission control before we do that you should probably stick the paws in the poodle and shove it up your ass!!
spence says:
houston, texas… good 1… haha loved it
Tucker says:
wow.
Bonnii says:
Lmao
daniel says:
besides look at all h cool shit we got hahaha brliant
Andrea says:
love it! i realy like the music at the end too :p
Julie says:
This is really good. I’m not sure if you guys check everyone’s comments but can you please upload this on podcast? I love it!
Brody says:
I’m gonna have to agree with Julie (post83) on this one. I just uploaded all your crud and haven’t laughed that hard in a while, but this one still takes the proverbial cake.
D.J. says:
MOOOOOONTANG!! loved it
Simone says:
that just made my week
Kim says:
Sorry. This is sorta long…..Okay:
Oh man. This video has extreme sarcasm, the word “jizzing”, the most lucid and beautifully termed references to infidelity, an explosion, something from the godzilla flics, astronauts getting excited about death, shiny objects, and a clip-on tie being ripped from the collar of a professional guy at NASA. Basically, it’s pure awesome. *grabs forehead and squints* Why do you guys rock so hard? If I had been very quickly and painlessly murdered within seconds after hearing the phrase,”Yeah, uh- could you stop oppressing us with your atmosphere based value system?”, I’m pretty sure I would have died a very happy person. And also soul-deprived, because the moontang stuff doesn’t come untill after. Either way, just one of your sketches is practically an emulation of all the hilariosity Dane Cook puts on a disc. And it’s free to watch them on the interweb. Sweet deal. Thank you for existing.
Hanna says:
Hahahaha!!!
Sweet sweet moon tang!!
That is funny for a number of reasons.
Argonaut says:
I know sketches and other things of this nature should not be over-analyzed, but…
1- Gamera could breathe fire on the moon in this sketch.
2- Fire is a combustion reaction that requires oxygen.
(2.5- The moon does not have an atmosphere, so it does not have oxygen gas in any appreciable amount, so this moon differs from the “real” moon in this respect if the above two points are true.)
3- If there is oxgyen on the moon, the astronauts should have been able to breathe (and would not have needed pressure suits either), so they could have stayed on the moon until their food ran out.
But of course, I’m willing to suspend my disbelief and objections and just enjoy this gem of hilarity. Thine English trulee is olde!
Charlotte says:
the music at the end is ratatat, which is great stuff
Chris Stones says:
Great use of footage. Very funny.
Nigzel says:
I. LOVE. THIS!
I can’t even point out the parts that I like the most – I like it all!
Simone Says:
that just made my week
This made my month!
Kev says:
Gamera’s fire breath may be hypergolic, Argonaut.
Sabrina says:
you guys pick out wicked good music
Paul says:
This is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever watched..
“Think about everything on earth you’re going to miss… like your wives-”
‘Fuck ‘em.”
“Your children?”
‘Fuck ‘em!”
johy says:
Haha..
” I’m jizzing in my spacesuit “
Joe says:
uhh, mission control, before we do that, i think you should stick the paws, in the poodle and SHOVE THE WHOLE THING UP YOUR ASS CUS WERE NOT COMIN HOME MOTHER FUCKER
Russell says:
This is fucking great. Keep up the good work.
olde english 1# fan says:
really good even thogh i
saw it 100 times
wbright92 says:
Moooontang.