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Kileigh, bitch. says:
What is UP with me and first comments?
Anyhow, $5 a slap is a BARGAIN! Ahaha, brilliant sketch, as usual.
Johan says:
Wow, it’s funny how some people are this stupid in real life >
Akira Konya says:
Haha, goddamn… You guys kick ass.
Luke says:
$1000 or a shirt, I think he made the right choice, i mean it had buttons and everything
Brian says:
ahhaha what a funny sketch.
he charged him 5 dollars a slap, and paid 200 for pizza hut.
Brilliant sketch.
Brian says:
Also, Dave is a grreatt actor.
The Sofa King says:
The ROFL-copter just crashed in my mouth.
Pablo says:
What the hell is that?!?
Oh, that’s a bush!
Ha ha ha! Sucker!
Amazing sketch, guys.
Rocktzar says:
great stuff, im having such a good day. good exam results,got accepted in university, great sketch, opened a new bank account whihc means im getting a free mp4 player, and im going out later to meet my mates. wooo
Brian says:
You guyyyys.
Elizabeth says:
What’s with Adam doing a bunch of stuff shirtless? Trying to show off his smokin’ body?
L says:
This pleases me cause i hate tourists…
Jurassic Clark says:
Olde English is hilarious! I love the new web format! I have been watching the daily sketches and I think it’s great that you have been pushing yourselves like this! This sketch is awesome and makes fun of real-life idiot tourists. My favorite parts are “Yeah… sure, all of ’em are,” “In New York, we call them bushes,” “Well my cousin’s name is Alex” and “You know I’m charging you 5 dollars a slap, right?” I also love the Violent Femmes playing in the background, or is it Gnarls Barkley? Keep up the great job!
snood is chic says:
So… this is the sketch you were going to do on Pokemon Day, right? Either that, or you guys just wear the same shirts all the time… Either way, I love Olde English, keep up the awesome job!
Michael says:
Wow. I’ve watched you guys for a long time (since Gym Class was new) and it just gets better and better. The ending was the twist of the century. Better then any M. Night Shamilah stuff.
Michael says:
‘course, i am a fan of him.
James says:
Gnarles Barkley w00t
boxman says:
Great job as usual. Keep up the great work.
And ‘Jurassic Clark,’ I think I know who you are. I only think though.
Grace says:
Adam Conover is the sexiest man alive.
J-Man says:
1. Dave’s perfect acting, filled out beard, and his hilarious slaps, plus the double slap, make this skit perfect!
2. I love NEW YORK! NEW YORK BUSHES, NEW YORK PEE!!! The grocery store, was it a CVS?
3. Adam’s body… need I say more?
4. David’s character would rather have a tourist’s shirt than $1,000 from the tourist, HAHAHAH!
5. PERFECT SKETCH!
stew says:
“i wish i still had my camera.”
lol, wow, i loved it guys.
love,
stew
Mathias Rebnar says:
WHY IS IT PURPLE
Suki says:
Haha, so funny and so true. 5 dollars a slap…
Suki says:
Wait a minute…ROFL-copter? Do I smell 4-chan?
sam says:
well adam, you’ll always have your pants
hopefully
ya’ll are amazing
mike says:
haha sweet video! lmao, all of em are the empire state building, that cracked me up! lovin the gnarls barkley music.
Andy says:
I got his pants. SUCKER!!
brad says:
this sounds eerily similar to a certain ucb episode!
Pat O'Sullivan says:
I’ve actually been to that pizza hut, it’s in time square, and it is the absolute WORST pizza in new york, it’s hilarious that you guys went there.
overall, a good vid.
The Mona Lisa says:
The total came to actually about $360, so the bill for the bush must have been $640.
Caro-rific says:
Adam tickles my funny bone!
sergeant nate says:
Haha last post rulez with a zee. I like this one, he takes his shirt instead of the thousand dollars…are new york people really that stupid? Oh wait i shouldn’t say that.
Ophelia says:
1. 50+40+40+200+30=1000
2. real new york tour-$50.
graffiti-$40
central park-$40
pizza-$200
slaps across the face-$5 each
only having to pay with your shirt-priceless
Tyson F. says:
I would have taken the one grand. But I guess things are different in New York.
Zeriose says:
My fave places were the grocery store and omg omg i loved the bush. LMFAO
Kelly says:
Nice working in Gnarls’ cover of The Femmes. :-)
GlenGlingo9 says:
OMG Adam’s fat. But he’s really really funny
GlenGlingo9 says:
No offense Adam plz dont hit me
Kiritic says:
Has anyone ever calculated the percentage of videos in which Dave appears as an unscrupulous and/or dangerous sleaze? It’d be high.
Loved the video- great story, nice ending twist.
and shirtless Adam. yum. ;)